Act 1 Scene 1
The great hall: A public place
Enter Fred and George Weasly, wands in arms.
Fred: George, on my word, we shallt not go to detention George: No, for then we should be geeks Fred: But if we'd be in choler, we shallt draw wands George: Ay, brother Fred: I strike quickly George: Ay but thou art not quickly moved to strike Fred: A villain in the house of Slytherin moves me George: (hah) To be brave is to stand: if thou art moved thou runn'st away Fred: Then I shallst be moved to stand- I will take on any man or maid of Slytherin George: The quarrel was between the house wizards, now tis us, their men who fight Fred: I shall show my self the greatest wizard, I will curse them into amphibians
Enter two Slytherins: Crabbe
Fred: My wand is out, brother- quarrel- I will back thee. George: How- run? Fred: I will sticketh my middle finger up at them Crabbe: Do you sticketh your finger at us, sir. Fred: I do stickth my finger, sir Crabbe: Do you sticketh your finger at us, sir. Fred: [To George] Will I geteth detention if I say ay? George: [To Fred] Ay Fred: No, I do not stickth my finger at you sir, but I sticketh my finger. George: Do you quarrel sir? Crabbe: Quarrel sir? No sir.
Enter: Goyle
George: [To Fred] ah, here comes one of my houses prefects Crabbe: You lie George: Draw your wands, if you not be squibs
They Duel
Goyle: Part fools- put away your wands [beats down their wands]
Enter: Harry Potter
Harry: What, art you fighting with these hapless buffoons
Turn thee Goyle, look upon thy curse Goyle: I do but keep the peace. Put away thy wand. Harry: Peace? I hate thy word, as I hate detention, all Slytherins and thee. [They fight]
The great hall: A public place
Enter Fred and George Weasly, wands in arms.
Fred: George, on my word, we shallt not go to detention George: No, for then we should be geeks Fred: But if we'd be in choler, we shallt draw wands George: Ay, brother Fred: I strike quickly George: Ay but thou art not quickly moved to strike Fred: A villain in the house of Slytherin moves me George: (hah) To be brave is to stand: if thou art moved thou runn'st away Fred: Then I shallst be moved to stand- I will take on any man or maid of Slytherin George: The quarrel was between the house wizards, now tis us, their men who fight Fred: I shall show my self the greatest wizard, I will curse them into amphibians
Enter two Slytherins: Crabbe
Fred: My wand is out, brother- quarrel- I will back thee. George: How- run? Fred: I will sticketh my middle finger up at them Crabbe: Do you sticketh your finger at us, sir. Fred: I do stickth my finger, sir Crabbe: Do you sticketh your finger at us, sir. Fred: [To George] Will I geteth detention if I say ay? George: [To Fred] Ay Fred: No, I do not stickth my finger at you sir, but I sticketh my finger. George: Do you quarrel sir? Crabbe: Quarrel sir? No sir.
Enter: Goyle
George: [To Fred] ah, here comes one of my houses prefects Crabbe: You lie George: Draw your wands, if you not be squibs
They Duel
Goyle: Part fools- put away your wands [beats down their wands]
Enter: Harry Potter
Harry: What, art you fighting with these hapless buffoons
Turn thee Goyle, look upon thy curse Goyle: I do but keep the peace. Put away thy wand. Harry: Peace? I hate thy word, as I hate detention, all Slytherins and thee. [They fight]
