DISCLAIMER I do not own Inuyasha +company ! Rumiko Takahashi does !

(Down at the hot spring Kagome is deep in thought)

Alone as usual, Miroku and Sango have each other, even though they refuse to admit to it and what do I have ? A silver, pointy eared fucker who only sees me as a shared detector. Inuyasha are you really worth all this pain ? (sigh)

(unknown 2 Kagome sum1 is watching)

This is great she's totally oblivious to my being here ! I better settle down before she senses my arousal of an inch worm. Oh yeesss , you're a naughty little miko aren't you ? Rub the breast cleanse the womanhood there we go, almost done myself. Why are my lower extremities itching like fire ?! (twig snaps) what was that ? ... aahhhh LORD SESSHOMARU !!!

Why Jaken you little jerk-off you were supposed to be back at camp a long time ago to watch Rin, instead I find you getting acquainted in the fondest manner with a Poison Ivy bush no less or is the object of you desire behind the bush ?

(Jaken scratching quite unceremoniously) Lord Sesshomaru it's not what it looks like !

(Sesshomaru) takes Jaken's staff and takes the stance of a pro golfer.

(Jaken) My Lord what are you doing ?

!!!WACK!!!

(Sess) he should be reaching camp right about now (hears a crash in the distance+ Rim's squeal with laughter) now, time for business.

Kagome hearing all the ruckus is totally freaked out and ready to jet with or without her clothes !

WENCH get out here, you've nothing I've not seen before.

Well excuse me ! But from where I come from we believe in a little word, MODESTY !! Now turn around !!!

(Kag 's thoughts) OMG, OMG, OMG I just told Sesshomaru off he's gonna kill me !

To the trained eye, shock was clearly written across his face along with some anger and intrigue.

Know your place ningen or next time I'll put you in it ! Now to more pressing matters...

Yes what is it ? (Kag)

He's coming we shall finish this another time. (Sess)

In a white streak he was gone only to be replaced with an angry hanyou ...................................................................................................................TBC