I'm not in the mood for author's notes, so just R&R.
Chapter 7
It was about 2:00 in the afternoon. The lair of the Demon was quiet, save for the sound of a TV blaring. His favorite show was on, "Super Mario Brothers: In Da Hood."
"I is goin' to make you my bizach, yo!"
"Don't make me blast you, ho-a."
Shihio just happened to walk in front of the television at that moment.
"What the hell are you watching? Is that goomba wearing a diamond necklace? WTF?"
She received no answer, for the recipient of her words had gone completely catatonic, and was now beginning to drool.
"Oh, thank you for saving me, Mario!"
"What's he doing to Peach?"
Err…let's skip that…
We rejoin Michael, who is at another computer, and is evidently doing something suspicious.
"Download, damn you!"
We can see you.
"What? I'm not doing anything!" * puts laptop behind his back * "Honest! And what do you mean by 'we?'"
There are people reading this Michael.
"There are?"
Yes. This is a fan fiction.
"I wasn't doing anything!!!"
You were downloading something.
"I wasn't! There is no proof that I was doing that!"
Fine, if you say so.
* Puts on tape of Michael engaging in same suspicious behavior as seen a few minutes ago. *
'Download, damn you!'
See?
"Uh-oh…"
I love messing with their heads. Mwahaha.
Meanwhile…
Shihio was outside. Not actually exercising, just an excuse to play Boktai. No, I have never played that game, but I will. Oh yes, I will.
Somewhere else…
Outside a large village on a small island that you've probably heard of, Ganon was standing.
"And so, a devil's work begins in the shadows."
This town was very dangerous.
He leapt into the fray, wearing a black leather coat with the "Punisher" logo burned onto it. Taking out two machine guns, he shot targets that were evidently out of camera-range.
And now, back to REALITY…
Running like a pansy, the Demon King had his huge-ass sword out, and was slashing everything in his path with his eyes closed. He then tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, then fell while screaming like the sissy he was.
"I am not…"
I meant that it was dangerous because there were guards, you idiot. You've just killed everyone here.
He looked around, only to see the ground around him drenched in blood and covered in broken, bleeding corpses.
"Whoops."
Whoops is right, you stupid son of a bitch.
His mission was clear. Get in, kidnap little miss "Oh, I'm actually a princess and I'm better than you." (You know who I'm talking about.) and get out before the other one found out she was missing.
It was not very bright out, so he could slink around unnoticed, not that anyone was really alive to notice him.
"HEY!"
I was just stating the obvious.
He slinked to a house at the end of the small hunk of grass-covered rock that people (used to) actually live on, and opened the door.
"Stop it."
Sorry. I like to make fun of you.
He climbed up the ladder that led to the carpetless upper floor. There was a young girl sleeping in one of the white beds, a young woman with blonde hair and tan skin. If you don't know who I'm talking about, then here's a hint. Her name rhymes with "Metra."
Reaching out a hand to the young girl, he coughed. Her baby-blue eyes fluttered open, and she stared in surprise, then horror at the man who stood above her.
"It's you!" She squeaked.
Oh, crap. Might as well take her anyways…Grabbing her by the shoulders, he teleported back to the tower.
What will happen next? Find out on the next episode of Dragon ball-forget I said that.
