Rae: Wow. One whole review. I feel so loved...*melodramatic sniffle*

Yami : Erm, why am I having freaksih, weirdo dreams?

Rae: You dare question my supreme author-ness? You have earned the punishment of the disclaimer.

Yugi:....*bursts out laughing*

Yami:...Shut up! *blushing*

Rae: *grins evilly* Say it.

Yami: *whining* Do I have to?

Norailbaineskru: *pops out of nowhere* Would you like some cheese with your whine?

Yami:......^^''' Say what?

Norailbainesokru: *disappears*

Rae: Erm. Ok. Anyways, disclaimer, my slave. *siiigh* Music to me ears.

Yami: *cringes* Rae doesn't-

Rae: Ahem?

Yami: *sighs* The Almighty Queen Rae owns the plot, story, and yeah. She also owns Bakura, Ryou, Marik, Malik, Duke, Tristan, and *huge sigh* me.

Rae: Good boy! *pats Yami's head*

Yugi:.....^^*bursts out laughing*

Yami:....AND! There is some Tea-bashing in this next chappie.

Yugi: *grins evilly* Tea bashing ish fun.

Rae: Yes, me loyal servant, it is.

Yami:...You're rubbing off on him.

Rae:....That sounded wrong on SO many levels.

~~

Mai Valintine punched the air dramatically.

"We're going to California!"

Serentity Wheeler sighed, and Tea Gardner followed suit.

"What? You should be happy!" Mai let out a dreamy sigh. "American guys are sooo dreamy."

"I think you're forgetting something." Serenity cocked her head at Mai's enthusiastic behavior. The girl known to most as 'Joeys Little Sister' (much to her annoyance) was the one who was pushed into bursting Mai's bubble.

"What?"

Serenity let out a long sigh, as if to prolong the quiet.

"Well, we have to bring EVERYONE...Including Kaiba..."

"Yeah?" Mai blinked.

"And, well..."

"Go on."

"There aren't enough rooms, so..."

"Don't tell me..."

"You're sharing a room with 3 other people, two of which are most likely going to be guys."

A wail of annoyance and despair.

Need I say more?

~~~

"Wow, Yug, I can't belive it!"

"I know, Joey, I cant either! I wonder who sent us on the trip..."

"As long as we're on the beach, with tons of American girls, I'm fine with the dude staying anonymus." Tristan Taylor grinned at Joey, who returned the gesture.

"Yeah, but we have to go with almost everyone we know" Yugi pointed out. "And that includes Kaiba."

Joey paled. "Oh. No. You. Didn't. Just. Say. That."

Yugi stepped back a bit. "But there's good news too! Well, for you at least."

"And what could that POSSIBLY be, Yugi?" Duke Devlin, famous (sort of ^^) creator of Dungeon Dice Monsters stepped beside Joey and Tristan, staring down at Yugi.

"Well, there aren't enough rooms, so you'll be sharing a room with 3 other people."

"What's so great about dat, Yug?"

"Two of them are most likely going to be" and here Yugi cleared his throat meaningfully "girls."

"Yug" Joey sait, brightening. "I think this is gonna be the best Spring Break...Ever!"

~~ Ryou chattered endlessly. Bakura marveled at how long he could go without taking in a breath.

"Yes. Uh-huh. All free. You too? AND KAIBA? Not him. Marik? NO! Malik? Ah, well... If you say yes to this next one, 'll kill you....Tea? AUGH!"

Bakura secretly shared his hikari's disgust. The annoying mortal was the only thing he feared. She was worse than Ryou when it came to talking. Bakura rubbed his arm in rememberence of Tea clutching on his arm so tight it cut off the circulation. (do you know how often that phrase is used?) Never, never, never, never, NEVER would he sit next to Tea at a movie theater. Never. Ever. He repeated the words in his head, over and over.

"Hey 'Kura! We're going tomarrow!"

"....Never, ever..."

"Eh?"

"....ever..."

"Um, my yami is a little zoned out right now. But it sounds great! We'll meet you at the-What?" A few moments of silence, save Bakura's zombie-like murmurings of 'never, ever, ever, ever' and the chattering of Yugi on the other line. "Oh. I see. Well that's ok. Yes, I know. What are you getting at, Yugi?....WHAT?!"

Three guesses what Yugi just told him.

~~ "Please?"

"NO! For the last time, you incessant worm, no!"

"C'mon Marik! It won't hurt!"

"...No."

"Puh-LEAZE!"

"NO! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and finally, NO!"

"But-"

"I'm not sharing a room!"

"But then no one gets to go!"

"Well, to bad for them."

Malik put on the most adorable face he could make. "Please, Marik?" He tried as hard as he could to look innocent, and hardly made it.

Marik blinked several times at his hikari. Well, maybe just this once...

"Fine. We'll go."

"YYYYESSS!!!"

"...But remind everyone that if they come within three feet of me bed, they'll have a nasty encounter in the Shadow Realm."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, we're going to California!"

~~

Rae: *sweatdrop* I think I did Malik/Marik's personality wrong. Except The Shadow Realm thing and maybe the 'no, no, no, no, no, no,' thing. But otherwise, I messed up....Oh well. It was great anyways! I think....

Yami:*opens mouth*

Rae: DON'T. SAY. A. WORD.

Yami: *shuts mouth quickly*

Rae: That's what I thought. R & R people!