Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, I own none of them, they are
other peoples, and I am just borrowing them. If they were mine I would
have made them all bow down Before Merry and his queen (me), and thus,
because they are not doing this, they are obviously not mine. P.S. – These
are Mr. JRR Tolkeins, And Ms. JK Rowlings characters; it, my story, also
includes 'catch phrases' from their books.
FRODO BAGGINS AND THE EVIL EYE'S RING
Chapter 3 – The Whotsit Alley Café
"Fro-do" Gandalf whined as he half ran half limped along ten feet behind the hobbit "you've set off my bad knee with all this hurrying you've been doing!"
"You don't have a bad knee Gandalf..." Frodo began spinning around and waiting for Gandalf to catch up.
"no...but it got you to slow down, now didn't it?" he asked as he switched back to normal walking.
"You ... you... old person!" Frodo said barely containing his laughter at his own stupidity.
"Dork!" someone passing by said to the hobbit "If you want to insult someone call them a mudblood, along with any other interesting words you feel like throwing in..."
"Um, thanks?" Frodo said to the blonde boy he had spun around to see "I'm Frodo. Frodo Baggins."
"Draco Malfoy's my name." The boy shot back being disgustingly amiable.
"Oh, aren't you friends with Pansy Parkinson?" Frodo asked remembering what the girl at the door of the bank had shouted.
"Oh," Draco said drooping a bit "yeah, I guess I sort of am... why do you know her?"
"Yeah, I met her earlier today." Frodo replied happily.
"So you escaped too?" He asked feigning interest.
"What do you mean?" Frodo asked politely "I thought she was really pleasant..."
"Ha!" Draco burst out "...oh, you were being sincere. Hmm... I suppose she isn't that bad, but she can be annoying always hanging around and acting like she's madly in love with me. We're only eleven for Merlin's' sake!" He looked around uncomfortably obviously trying to get out of the conversation "well, I have to go um... get fitted for robes. Bye" Then he scampered away from the supposed student and his elderly friend.
"Look at him run." Gandalf said dryly. Frodo sighed an began walking towards the nearest shop "Oh no you don't" Gandalf said grabbing him and steering him towards a small coffee shop a few buildings down the other way "we're going to go have a quick visit with my brother in the Diagon Alley Café."
"Wait, what? The Whotsit Alley Café?" Frodo asked dragging his feet.
"Uh... sure" Gandalf said rolling his eyes.
Once they were in the café Gandalf spotted a man who looked a bit like him when he began waving them over. As they walked over Frodo finally noticed that everyone except him was wearing robes fashioned almost like the ones Gandalf wore. "Albus!" Gandalf shouted pulling the other man into a hug and jerking Frodo back to the present "Frodo, I'd like you to meet my little brother Alb- er Professor Dumbledore, the head master of your new school."
"Nice to make your acquaintance" Frodo said extending his hand.
"Oh, the pleasure is mine" The man assured Frodo with his eyes twinkling. "I see what you mean Gandalf" Dumbledore said turning back to his brother "It will be quite visible in a few years."
Frodo looked from one to the other, finally resting his eyes on Gandalf and asking, "What am I missing out on now?"
"Frodo," Gandalf began softly "You don't know this yet, but in a year maybe two you will look like a midget to the other students"
"Okay." Frodo said wondering to himself what a midget was "what can we do about it?"
"Well, there's a spell, but it wears off every twelve hours, or you can drink a potion every month." Dumbledore said wearily.
"That second one sounds good." Frodo said, "I have no problem with drinking something.
"Okay then, let me explain this potion to you," Gandalf broke in "It changes you appearance completely, and you don't change back until two hours before midnight on the day you take the potion, and it takes six hours to transform completely. The first thing you need to do is to pick an appearance, then the potion is brewed, one week in advance, and then you drink it."
"It's said to work best on the night of a full moon. Please give" Dumbledore added helpfully "Oh, here" he said reaching into one of the deep pockets of his robe and pulling out an enormous spell book "It's in chapter one thirteen, but you can't let any other student see this, we don't even carry it in our library (not even the restricted section). It's a very dangerous potion, to change into someone else for a month, and have no spell to turn you back; some kinds of people would kill for that. Be very careful Mr. Baggins.
A/N – It must be a record. I got this one written... what 2 days after I posted CH2? Whoo! And it's Exam week. And I got a 97% on that English paper you've all been SO worried about! Go me! (I accidentally just put 9% instead of 97%! LOL!)
FRODO BAGGINS AND THE EVIL EYE'S RING
Chapter 3 – The Whotsit Alley Café
"Fro-do" Gandalf whined as he half ran half limped along ten feet behind the hobbit "you've set off my bad knee with all this hurrying you've been doing!"
"You don't have a bad knee Gandalf..." Frodo began spinning around and waiting for Gandalf to catch up.
"no...but it got you to slow down, now didn't it?" he asked as he switched back to normal walking.
"You ... you... old person!" Frodo said barely containing his laughter at his own stupidity.
"Dork!" someone passing by said to the hobbit "If you want to insult someone call them a mudblood, along with any other interesting words you feel like throwing in..."
"Um, thanks?" Frodo said to the blonde boy he had spun around to see "I'm Frodo. Frodo Baggins."
"Draco Malfoy's my name." The boy shot back being disgustingly amiable.
"Oh, aren't you friends with Pansy Parkinson?" Frodo asked remembering what the girl at the door of the bank had shouted.
"Oh," Draco said drooping a bit "yeah, I guess I sort of am... why do you know her?"
"Yeah, I met her earlier today." Frodo replied happily.
"So you escaped too?" He asked feigning interest.
"What do you mean?" Frodo asked politely "I thought she was really pleasant..."
"Ha!" Draco burst out "...oh, you were being sincere. Hmm... I suppose she isn't that bad, but she can be annoying always hanging around and acting like she's madly in love with me. We're only eleven for Merlin's' sake!" He looked around uncomfortably obviously trying to get out of the conversation "well, I have to go um... get fitted for robes. Bye" Then he scampered away from the supposed student and his elderly friend.
"Look at him run." Gandalf said dryly. Frodo sighed an began walking towards the nearest shop "Oh no you don't" Gandalf said grabbing him and steering him towards a small coffee shop a few buildings down the other way "we're going to go have a quick visit with my brother in the Diagon Alley Café."
"Wait, what? The Whotsit Alley Café?" Frodo asked dragging his feet.
"Uh... sure" Gandalf said rolling his eyes.
Once they were in the café Gandalf spotted a man who looked a bit like him when he began waving them over. As they walked over Frodo finally noticed that everyone except him was wearing robes fashioned almost like the ones Gandalf wore. "Albus!" Gandalf shouted pulling the other man into a hug and jerking Frodo back to the present "Frodo, I'd like you to meet my little brother Alb- er Professor Dumbledore, the head master of your new school."
"Nice to make your acquaintance" Frodo said extending his hand.
"Oh, the pleasure is mine" The man assured Frodo with his eyes twinkling. "I see what you mean Gandalf" Dumbledore said turning back to his brother "It will be quite visible in a few years."
Frodo looked from one to the other, finally resting his eyes on Gandalf and asking, "What am I missing out on now?"
"Frodo," Gandalf began softly "You don't know this yet, but in a year maybe two you will look like a midget to the other students"
"Okay." Frodo said wondering to himself what a midget was "what can we do about it?"
"Well, there's a spell, but it wears off every twelve hours, or you can drink a potion every month." Dumbledore said wearily.
"That second one sounds good." Frodo said, "I have no problem with drinking something.
"Okay then, let me explain this potion to you," Gandalf broke in "It changes you appearance completely, and you don't change back until two hours before midnight on the day you take the potion, and it takes six hours to transform completely. The first thing you need to do is to pick an appearance, then the potion is brewed, one week in advance, and then you drink it."
"It's said to work best on the night of a full moon. Please give" Dumbledore added helpfully "Oh, here" he said reaching into one of the deep pockets of his robe and pulling out an enormous spell book "It's in chapter one thirteen, but you can't let any other student see this, we don't even carry it in our library (not even the restricted section). It's a very dangerous potion, to change into someone else for a month, and have no spell to turn you back; some kinds of people would kill for that. Be very careful Mr. Baggins.
A/N – It must be a record. I got this one written... what 2 days after I posted CH2? Whoo! And it's Exam week. And I got a 97% on that English paper you've all been SO worried about! Go me! (I accidentally just put 9% instead of 97%! LOL!)
