Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII, and I'm sure that I never will.
Insane Sleepover chapter 2
Quick recap: Cloud has declared that he's having a sleepover and Tifa was feeling left out and so she ish pissed off and is now having her own sleepover with only girls. Cloud is now preparing for his sleepover that will include Vincent, Barret, Red XIII, and Cid. Then the evil people are plotting against Cloud and everyone else.
Cloud: Mom! You got the snacks ready?!
Mom: Yeah. Did you only invite boys this time?
Cloud: Yeah.
Mom: Good, we don't want a repeat of what happened last time. (glares at Zack)
Enters flashback
Zack: why don't you girls take a nice long shower.
Girls: umm, okay.
Ten minutes later
Tifa: where are my clothes?
Yuffie: Mine are gone too!
Aeris: even the towels are gone!
Zack: (outside looking through a window to the bathroom) Hehehe
Barret: (finding him) YOU SICKO!!!
Zack: Oops, ^_^
End flashback
Cloud: Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
Everyone is silent
Author: (in the shadows) I guess it doesn't work with FFVII like South Park, oh well.
Cloud: So, we got snacks, video games, board games, did you get the movies Zack?
Zack: (side glance) for the last time, yes! I got 'em all! Alright?!
Cloud: What are you, Ash?
Zack: Shut up! I'm more of a Misty!
Cloud: okay, yeah, umm, we should be alright. Thanks everyone!
Mom and Zack: ^_^ Sure.
1 hour later
doorbell rings
Cloud: O_o;; Cait Sith? What do you want?
Cait Sith: I wanted to be fashionably late.
Cloud: One, you're ten minutes early and two, I didn't invite you. How did you find out anyways?
Cait Sith: Vincent told me.
Cloud: Darnet! He's such a blabbermouth.
Cait Sith: He told Shinra too.
Shinra theme song begins
Cloud: Crap. We know what happens when that song begins.
Rufus and P. Shinra along with a small army of Shinra soldiers pop up on Cloud's doorstep.
Cloud: O_o I'm killing Vincent.
Shinra: I hear that.
Cloud: Leave! You all must get out of here.
Cait Sith: that's right. Get outta here.
Rufus: So you're saying that fool Vincent lied to us?!
Cloud: just what did he tell you guys?
Random soldier: He told us that you really wanted us to come and you would discuss a truss with Shinra.
Cloud: (evil smirk)(thought) I'm gonna get him back for this. (out loud again) Vincent ish a big fat liar! I don't want to make a truss. I don't like any of you.
Rufus: Fine then! I'm going to Sephiroth's house instead. It's a mansion anyway.
Cloud: Good!
Shinra: We're outta here.
All of Shinra leaves
Cait Sith: Glad that madness is over. Now, I'll make myself right at home and. . .
Cloud: Uh, no. Leave here now!
Cait Sith: But whyyyyy?
Cloud: Because I don't like you.
Cait Sith: But I like you!
Dirty Pair Music begins
Cait sith: Koi shite no Daare Daare? Koko oide yo?
Cloud: Umm, Disclaimer! You forgot something!!
Disclaimer: sorry. I don't own this song either.
Cloud: Cait Sith! Shut Up!
Cait Sith: Koko na o disaki?
Cloud: Okay, fine! You can stay.
Cait Sith: Yeah! (walks in)
Mom: uh, Cait Sith, are you staying too?
Cloud: Long story.
Mom pulls cloud to a room
Mom: Okay, why did you bring Cait Sith? Especially after what happened last time.
Enters flashback
Cait Sith: beans, eggs, cheese, people on stilts, Ooooo!
Zack: why are you talking like that?
Cait sith: Because evil Mole people are gonna take over!
Yuffie: what does that have to do with anything?
Cait Sith: . . .
Crickets chirp
End flashback
Mom: He's weird.
Cloud: I know, but he was singing and I needed him to shut up, and that was the only way.
Mom: Okay.
Both walk outta the room
Vincent: Sneaking through myself that was just giving in.
Cloud: The heck?
Mom: How'd you get in?
Vincent: My powers of sneakiness
Cloud: Okay.
Doorbell rings
Everyone is standing outside
Cid: I'm here!
Cloud: I can see that.
Barret: Yeah, we are on time.
Cloud: umm, yeah, Cait Sith is here too. Sry
Everyone: what?!
Barret: I'm gonna get you for this blondey!
Cid: Same here.
Cloud: come on in everyone.
~end~
Author: this ish gonna get really weird.
Insane Sleepover chapter 2
Quick recap: Cloud has declared that he's having a sleepover and Tifa was feeling left out and so she ish pissed off and is now having her own sleepover with only girls. Cloud is now preparing for his sleepover that will include Vincent, Barret, Red XIII, and Cid. Then the evil people are plotting against Cloud and everyone else.
Cloud: Mom! You got the snacks ready?!
Mom: Yeah. Did you only invite boys this time?
Cloud: Yeah.
Mom: Good, we don't want a repeat of what happened last time. (glares at Zack)
Enters flashback
Zack: why don't you girls take a nice long shower.
Girls: umm, okay.
Ten minutes later
Tifa: where are my clothes?
Yuffie: Mine are gone too!
Aeris: even the towels are gone!
Zack: (outside looking through a window to the bathroom) Hehehe
Barret: (finding him) YOU SICKO!!!
Zack: Oops, ^_^
End flashback
Cloud: Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
Everyone is silent
Author: (in the shadows) I guess it doesn't work with FFVII like South Park, oh well.
Cloud: So, we got snacks, video games, board games, did you get the movies Zack?
Zack: (side glance) for the last time, yes! I got 'em all! Alright?!
Cloud: What are you, Ash?
Zack: Shut up! I'm more of a Misty!
Cloud: okay, yeah, umm, we should be alright. Thanks everyone!
Mom and Zack: ^_^ Sure.
1 hour later
doorbell rings
Cloud: O_o;; Cait Sith? What do you want?
Cait Sith: I wanted to be fashionably late.
Cloud: One, you're ten minutes early and two, I didn't invite you. How did you find out anyways?
Cait Sith: Vincent told me.
Cloud: Darnet! He's such a blabbermouth.
Cait Sith: He told Shinra too.
Shinra theme song begins
Cloud: Crap. We know what happens when that song begins.
Rufus and P. Shinra along with a small army of Shinra soldiers pop up on Cloud's doorstep.
Cloud: O_o I'm killing Vincent.
Shinra: I hear that.
Cloud: Leave! You all must get out of here.
Cait Sith: that's right. Get outta here.
Rufus: So you're saying that fool Vincent lied to us?!
Cloud: just what did he tell you guys?
Random soldier: He told us that you really wanted us to come and you would discuss a truss with Shinra.
Cloud: (evil smirk)(thought) I'm gonna get him back for this. (out loud again) Vincent ish a big fat liar! I don't want to make a truss. I don't like any of you.
Rufus: Fine then! I'm going to Sephiroth's house instead. It's a mansion anyway.
Cloud: Good!
Shinra: We're outta here.
All of Shinra leaves
Cait Sith: Glad that madness is over. Now, I'll make myself right at home and. . .
Cloud: Uh, no. Leave here now!
Cait Sith: But whyyyyy?
Cloud: Because I don't like you.
Cait Sith: But I like you!
Dirty Pair Music begins
Cait sith: Koi shite no Daare Daare? Koko oide yo?
Cloud: Umm, Disclaimer! You forgot something!!
Disclaimer: sorry. I don't own this song either.
Cloud: Cait Sith! Shut Up!
Cait Sith: Koko na o disaki?
Cloud: Okay, fine! You can stay.
Cait Sith: Yeah! (walks in)
Mom: uh, Cait Sith, are you staying too?
Cloud: Long story.
Mom pulls cloud to a room
Mom: Okay, why did you bring Cait Sith? Especially after what happened last time.
Enters flashback
Cait Sith: beans, eggs, cheese, people on stilts, Ooooo!
Zack: why are you talking like that?
Cait sith: Because evil Mole people are gonna take over!
Yuffie: what does that have to do with anything?
Cait Sith: . . .
Crickets chirp
End flashback
Mom: He's weird.
Cloud: I know, but he was singing and I needed him to shut up, and that was the only way.
Mom: Okay.
Both walk outta the room
Vincent: Sneaking through myself that was just giving in.
Cloud: The heck?
Mom: How'd you get in?
Vincent: My powers of sneakiness
Cloud: Okay.
Doorbell rings
Everyone is standing outside
Cid: I'm here!
Cloud: I can see that.
Barret: Yeah, we are on time.
Cloud: umm, yeah, Cait Sith is here too. Sry
Everyone: what?!
Barret: I'm gonna get you for this blondey!
Cid: Same here.
Cloud: come on in everyone.
~end~
Author: this ish gonna get really weird.
