Author: Hope you're ready for Chapter 3. Cus here it comes.
Disclaimer: Hopefully, I wont forget anything this time. I don't own any of these characters.
Insane Sleepover Chapter 3
Quick recap: Cloud was forced to have Cait Sith over, thanks to Vincent.
Hour one
Cloud: Thanks everyone for coming, I really appreciate it.
Vincent: I only have one request.
Cloud: (side glance) What is it?
Vincent: (points gun at Cait Sith) Let me kill him plz!
Mom: We will not have any man-slaughtering in this house. You guys played that game last time and I didn't like it and it may have corrupted your minds.
Cid: You mean Grand Theft Auto 3?
Mom: yes.
Vincent: Oh come on! It wasn't that bad.
Enters flashback
Vincent: (playing the game) KILLING IS GREAT!!!! DIE INNOCENT CIVILIAN!!!
5 minutes later
Cid: IT'S YOUR TURN TO GET BLOWN UP BY A BAZOOKA!!! MUHAHAHAHA! DIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
Another 5 minutes
Zack: time to pick up more prostitutes. I love to watch the car rumble.
Another 5 minutes
Cloud: M16 BABY!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! DIE BAKA!!!!!
End flashback
Mom: So I will not allow killing in this house.
Vincent: The tell him to stop sniffing me.
Cloud: O_o Why are you sniffing him?
Cait sith: Cus he reminds me of Cocaine.
Cloud: Stop it.
Cait Sith: Kay.
Cloud: So whaddya want to do first?
Zack: Movies! Movies!
Cloud: later. Maybe later on tonight.
Cait Sith: what are we having for dinner.
Cloud: Nachos.
Cait Sith: (eye twitches) you mean, with, (gulps) cheese?
Cloud: Yes, that's what nachos normally are.
Cait Sith: BUT CHEESE IS EVIL!!!!
Red XIII: Cloud, you should'nt have said that, now he's never gonna stop.
Zack: maybe we can spy on the girls
Everyone except Cait Sith who is flipping out and what not glares at Zack
Zack: what?
Cloud: We're not perverts like you.
Barret: We should just hang out for a little while
Vincent: Or we can play my favorite game, Scenes from a Hat!
Cloud: DARNET DISCLAIMER! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
Disclaimer: I am the worst Disclaimer ever. I don't own the "Whose Line is it anyway" game Scenes from a hat.
Cloud: I watch that show. We can play that. But I get come up with the ideas.
Vincent: Sure.
20 minutes later, Cloud has all the ideas written down and put into a hat.
Cloud: You guys ready.
Vincent; Cloud, I have one favor of you. Can you say the line that the host of Whose Line says every time they come back from commercial.
Cloud: (side glance) Welcome back to whose line is it anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter, just like the reason I'm saying this line. Okay, lets go to a game called Scenes from a hat, this is for all of you. What we normally do is have the audience write down suggestions, well today, I wrote them down considering we're playing this game in a basement, so yeah, and Barret, Red XIII, Vincent and Cid are gonna act them out. And the first one is, what Aeris was thinking when she offered Cloud that flower in Sector 7. who wrote that?
Mom: (upstairs) Hope Cloud found my slip for his little game in that hat. Lalalalala.
Vincent: (walks up) Boy, I hope all of his hair isn't spiky like that. O_o
Cid: (walks up) Is this flower really as ugly as he is?
Buzz
Cloud: okay, the next one is, (pulls slip) what Zack watches on T.V., uh oh.
Zack: O_o why me?
Cid: (walks up) (swinging hips) Welcome back to how girls grow their boobs! Let's look at the rate growth!
Vincent: (walks up) Welcome back to let's learn how to be secretly gay.
Buzz
Cloud: well that was informative.
Mom walks downstairs
Mom: HEY GUYS! WANNA PLAY DDR KARAOKE????
Everyone: Yeah!
10 minutes later
Mom: Oh, when I was a little girl, I used to love karaoke.
Cloud: Why don't you go first Cid.
cid is searching through some DDR songs
Vincent: Hey, where did Cait Sith go?
Cloud: Oh crap, CAIT SITH!!!
Mom: I haven't seen him since that whole cheese thing.
Red XIII: That's not good. Who knows what how much chaos he could inflict.
Zack: Think we should go find him.
Cid: Darnet! I'm getting ready to sing my song!
Barret: Hold on! I knew inviting him was a bad idea. (glares at Vincent)
Vincent: Chaos did it I swear!
Cloud: Oh sure. Blame it on Chaos.
Chaos: (inside Vincent) Hehe, what a butt munch.
Zack: We should go looking for him.
Cloud: Oh alright.
~End~
author: I'M YOUR DRAGONFLY FLYING HIGH IN THE SKY, THERE IS LIGHT ABOVE, oops, I guess I just happen to be listening to DDR while always writing these stories. Okay. The search begins. Boy, this is getting hard to write already. Writer's block sucks! Okay, next chapter we're gonna see what Sephiroth and his alliance of evil people from FFXII are up to. But gotta review still. ^_^ Plz!
Disclaimer: Hopefully, I wont forget anything this time. I don't own any of these characters.
Insane Sleepover Chapter 3
Quick recap: Cloud was forced to have Cait Sith over, thanks to Vincent.
Hour one
Cloud: Thanks everyone for coming, I really appreciate it.
Vincent: I only have one request.
Cloud: (side glance) What is it?
Vincent: (points gun at Cait Sith) Let me kill him plz!
Mom: We will not have any man-slaughtering in this house. You guys played that game last time and I didn't like it and it may have corrupted your minds.
Cid: You mean Grand Theft Auto 3?
Mom: yes.
Vincent: Oh come on! It wasn't that bad.
Enters flashback
Vincent: (playing the game) KILLING IS GREAT!!!! DIE INNOCENT CIVILIAN!!!
5 minutes later
Cid: IT'S YOUR TURN TO GET BLOWN UP BY A BAZOOKA!!! MUHAHAHAHA! DIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
Another 5 minutes
Zack: time to pick up more prostitutes. I love to watch the car rumble.
Another 5 minutes
Cloud: M16 BABY!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! DIE BAKA!!!!!
End flashback
Mom: So I will not allow killing in this house.
Vincent: The tell him to stop sniffing me.
Cloud: O_o Why are you sniffing him?
Cait sith: Cus he reminds me of Cocaine.
Cloud: Stop it.
Cait Sith: Kay.
Cloud: So whaddya want to do first?
Zack: Movies! Movies!
Cloud: later. Maybe later on tonight.
Cait Sith: what are we having for dinner.
Cloud: Nachos.
Cait Sith: (eye twitches) you mean, with, (gulps) cheese?
Cloud: Yes, that's what nachos normally are.
Cait Sith: BUT CHEESE IS EVIL!!!!
Red XIII: Cloud, you should'nt have said that, now he's never gonna stop.
Zack: maybe we can spy on the girls
Everyone except Cait Sith who is flipping out and what not glares at Zack
Zack: what?
Cloud: We're not perverts like you.
Barret: We should just hang out for a little while
Vincent: Or we can play my favorite game, Scenes from a Hat!
Cloud: DARNET DISCLAIMER! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING ELSE!!!
Disclaimer: I am the worst Disclaimer ever. I don't own the "Whose Line is it anyway" game Scenes from a hat.
Cloud: I watch that show. We can play that. But I get come up with the ideas.
Vincent: Sure.
20 minutes later, Cloud has all the ideas written down and put into a hat.
Cloud: You guys ready.
Vincent; Cloud, I have one favor of you. Can you say the line that the host of Whose Line says every time they come back from commercial.
Cloud: (side glance) Welcome back to whose line is it anyway, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter, just like the reason I'm saying this line. Okay, lets go to a game called Scenes from a hat, this is for all of you. What we normally do is have the audience write down suggestions, well today, I wrote them down considering we're playing this game in a basement, so yeah, and Barret, Red XIII, Vincent and Cid are gonna act them out. And the first one is, what Aeris was thinking when she offered Cloud that flower in Sector 7. who wrote that?
Mom: (upstairs) Hope Cloud found my slip for his little game in that hat. Lalalalala.
Vincent: (walks up) Boy, I hope all of his hair isn't spiky like that. O_o
Cid: (walks up) Is this flower really as ugly as he is?
Buzz
Cloud: okay, the next one is, (pulls slip) what Zack watches on T.V., uh oh.
Zack: O_o why me?
Cid: (walks up) (swinging hips) Welcome back to how girls grow their boobs! Let's look at the rate growth!
Vincent: (walks up) Welcome back to let's learn how to be secretly gay.
Buzz
Cloud: well that was informative.
Mom walks downstairs
Mom: HEY GUYS! WANNA PLAY DDR KARAOKE????
Everyone: Yeah!
10 minutes later
Mom: Oh, when I was a little girl, I used to love karaoke.
Cloud: Why don't you go first Cid.
cid is searching through some DDR songs
Vincent: Hey, where did Cait Sith go?
Cloud: Oh crap, CAIT SITH!!!
Mom: I haven't seen him since that whole cheese thing.
Red XIII: That's not good. Who knows what how much chaos he could inflict.
Zack: Think we should go find him.
Cid: Darnet! I'm getting ready to sing my song!
Barret: Hold on! I knew inviting him was a bad idea. (glares at Vincent)
Vincent: Chaos did it I swear!
Cloud: Oh sure. Blame it on Chaos.
Chaos: (inside Vincent) Hehe, what a butt munch.
Zack: We should go looking for him.
Cloud: Oh alright.
~End~
author: I'M YOUR DRAGONFLY FLYING HIGH IN THE SKY, THERE IS LIGHT ABOVE, oops, I guess I just happen to be listening to DDR while always writing these stories. Okay. The search begins. Boy, this is getting hard to write already. Writer's block sucks! Okay, next chapter we're gonna see what Sephiroth and his alliance of evil people from FFXII are up to. But gotta review still. ^_^ Plz!
