Insane sleepover chapter 4
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Quick recap: Basically Cait Sith went missing after the whole cheese thing.
Okay, let's see what Sephiroth and his clan of evil people are up to.
Hour 1.
Sephiroth: I thank you all for coming. I really appreciate it. The reason we're all here is because we all want to get back at Cloud for all the bad things he and his friends did to us.
Rufus: Yeah! That freak Barret, borrowed my special Shinra pen! And didn't give it back!
Everyone: Oooo! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE!!!
Elena: And Zack said that I'm fat!
Everyone: Oh my gosh! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE!
Reno: We want revenge! I cant believe Vincent ate my chicken pot pie 2 years ago and never apologized for it!
Everyone: O_o
Reno: what?! O_o
Rude: O_o you mean you waited two years to get back at Vincent for eating your pie?
Reno: Uh, yeah.
Hojo: Wow, I would've been enraged if someone ate my pie!
Reno: Just another reason we should get back at them.
Sephiroth: Does anyone have any ideas on what we should do?
Everyone: . . .
Sephiroth: You mean you didn't read that part on your invitation that said "have evil plots ready"?
Everyone: Uh, oops.
Sephiroth: (hits forhead) Okay, I'm giving you all one hour to think of something.
Everyone: Cool beans!
Meanwhile, Cloud and everyone else are still continuing their search for Cait Sith, at Wal-Mart.
Cloud: Darnet! Where is he?
Cid and Barret are at one of the front registers.
Cid: Okay, listen. We need to see if our friend is in this building. So can I use the thing that use to talk on the intercom that is heard throughout the store?
Register lady: Sorry, cant do that.
Barret: (charming detective voice, kinda like in the movies) Listen babe, if we don't find our friend, then who knows whats gonna happen, now, plz, reconsider.
R.L. : No. Company Policy. What is your friend's name?
Cid: Cait Sith.
R.L.: (over the intercom) Will Cait Sith plz come to the front register. Cait Sith. Plz come to the front register. Your party is ready.
Barret: (grabs microphone) CAIT SITH! IF YOU'RE HERE, GET YOUR BIG PINK TOYISH ASS UP HERE NOW BEFORE I GET YOUR HORN AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!
No response
R.L: Give that back! You and your friends must leave here now.
Cid: Fine then!
10 minutes later, everyone is outside walking the streets.
Vincent: Thanks Barret! You got me kicked outta my favorite store. And accomplished nothing in the process!
Barret: . What're you talking about?! Your metamorphic ass invited him in the first place!
Everyone: Yeah!
Vincent: Well you didn't tell me not to invite him!
Cloud: yes I did!
Vincent: I don't remember that part.
Zack: Gee, I wonder why.
Cloud: Mom says we gotta keep looking so we'll keep looking.
~End~
Author: Man, I hate writer's block. That was really hard to think of. Okay, review.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Quick recap: Basically Cait Sith went missing after the whole cheese thing.
Okay, let's see what Sephiroth and his clan of evil people are up to.
Hour 1.
Sephiroth: I thank you all for coming. I really appreciate it. The reason we're all here is because we all want to get back at Cloud for all the bad things he and his friends did to us.
Rufus: Yeah! That freak Barret, borrowed my special Shinra pen! And didn't give it back!
Everyone: Oooo! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE!!!
Elena: And Zack said that I'm fat!
Everyone: Oh my gosh! RABBLE! RABBLE! RABBLE!
Reno: We want revenge! I cant believe Vincent ate my chicken pot pie 2 years ago and never apologized for it!
Everyone: O_o
Reno: what?! O_o
Rude: O_o you mean you waited two years to get back at Vincent for eating your pie?
Reno: Uh, yeah.
Hojo: Wow, I would've been enraged if someone ate my pie!
Reno: Just another reason we should get back at them.
Sephiroth: Does anyone have any ideas on what we should do?
Everyone: . . .
Sephiroth: You mean you didn't read that part on your invitation that said "have evil plots ready"?
Everyone: Uh, oops.
Sephiroth: (hits forhead) Okay, I'm giving you all one hour to think of something.
Everyone: Cool beans!
Meanwhile, Cloud and everyone else are still continuing their search for Cait Sith, at Wal-Mart.
Cloud: Darnet! Where is he?
Cid and Barret are at one of the front registers.
Cid: Okay, listen. We need to see if our friend is in this building. So can I use the thing that use to talk on the intercom that is heard throughout the store?
Register lady: Sorry, cant do that.
Barret: (charming detective voice, kinda like in the movies) Listen babe, if we don't find our friend, then who knows whats gonna happen, now, plz, reconsider.
R.L. : No. Company Policy. What is your friend's name?
Cid: Cait Sith.
R.L.: (over the intercom) Will Cait Sith plz come to the front register. Cait Sith. Plz come to the front register. Your party is ready.
Barret: (grabs microphone) CAIT SITH! IF YOU'RE HERE, GET YOUR BIG PINK TOYISH ASS UP HERE NOW BEFORE I GET YOUR HORN AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!
No response
R.L: Give that back! You and your friends must leave here now.
Cid: Fine then!
10 minutes later, everyone is outside walking the streets.
Vincent: Thanks Barret! You got me kicked outta my favorite store. And accomplished nothing in the process!
Barret: . What're you talking about?! Your metamorphic ass invited him in the first place!
Everyone: Yeah!
Vincent: Well you didn't tell me not to invite him!
Cloud: yes I did!
Vincent: I don't remember that part.
Zack: Gee, I wonder why.
Cloud: Mom says we gotta keep looking so we'll keep looking.
~End~
Author: Man, I hate writer's block. That was really hard to think of. Okay, review.
