Insane sleepover chapter 5

Author: Now this is really amazing. Never do I reach a fifth chapter. But I'm running out of ideas quickly so If I don't post for a long time after this chapter, then it's because I cant think of anything to write. Okay, now on to the fifth chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.

Quick recap: Sephiroth and the clan onf evil people from FFVII are starting their plot for the revenge on Cloud and everyone else. And Cloud's friends still cant find Cait Sith. Sucks huh? Eventually they went home.

At Sephiroth's house.

Hour 2

Sephiroth: Okay, what ideas did you guys come up with? How about you Rufus?

Rufus: We dump a can of beans on them.

Sephiroth: Uh, not. Turks?

Reno: Uh, we also got the beans thing.

Sephiroth: O_o okay, Scarlet?

Scarlet: beans.

Sephiroth: Okay! Who all didn't come up with pouring a can of beans on them?

Hojo: I got 2 cans of beans!

Sephiroth: No beans darnet!

Everyone: . . . O_o

Rude: well what did you come up with?

Sephiroth: I'll explain.

We'll get back to them later.

Hour 2

Cloud: Mom, we give up, we couldn't find him anywhere.

Mom: Oh it's okay. Let's play DDR karaoke! Cid! It was your turn.

Cid: this one! I'll need someone who signs kinda girlishly.

Cloud: what song did you pick?

Cid: "My generation". I've heard this song before. And I like Captain Jack songs. But Red XIII, cant you sing?

Red XIII: Sure. I can do it.

Let's see what Sephiroth is up to.

Sephiroth: So you all get the plan?

Everyone: yep!

Sephiroth: (evil smirk) perfect. Now, let's practice this out again.

Back at Cloud's house.

cid: My generation!

Everyone claps except Barret

Barret: I can do a better Captain Jack.

Cid: what did you say?

Barret: I can do a better Captain Jack than you ever could!

Cid: Did I hear a challenge?

Barret: What? Are you Mr. Deaf now?

Mr. Deaf: Did someone call me?

Everyone: (silence)

Mr. Deaf: (steps outta the door slowly)

Barret: Yeah! That's a challenge!

Vincent: Uh oh. Looks like they're competing again.

Zack: We all know what happened last time.

Enters flashback

Cid: So! You think you can act better than me?!

Barret: yeah!

Cid: Well bring it on!

Vincent: Come one guys. It doesn't matter who's better.

Cid and Barret kick the crap outta Vincent.

Vincent: X_x well I tried.

End flashback

Cid: Fine! Let's see it!

Barret: Fine! I'll do the Captain Jack song, Captain Jack!

Cloud: All right! I luv this song. ^_^ can we sing along?

Barret: Sure. And I'll show that fool Cid that I'm better than him!

Cid: Well you betta bring it!

Barret: Oh it's already been brought.

Doorbell rings

Cloud: (answers) You're kidding.

Cait Sith: I've got a confession to make.

Cloud: YOU GOT A LOT OF CONFESSIN TO DO! WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Cait Sith: HAHA! You got punked! (Cait Sith blows up and. . .)

Cloud: GAAAAA!!! WHY IS APPLESAUCE ON ME?!

Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie are on the sidewalk laughing.

Tifa: what a stupid boy! HAHA!

Cloud: Tifa? What was that for?!

The girls run off.

Cloud: GRRRR!!! TIME FOR PAYBACK!

Cloud walks back into the living room

Barret: GOOO. . . left go right go pick up the step go left right go left!

Vincent: That wasn't bad either.

Zack: Let's just say that you both win.

Cid: Whatever.

Red XIII: (looks at Cloud) HAHA! What's with the applesauce?!

Vincent: (trying to hold back his laughter) Look, it's Johnny Appleseed!)

Everyone: (silence)

Crickets chirp.

Vincent: Well I thought it was funny.

Cloud: Tifa and the girls did this too me. I think it's time for payback.

Barret: Wow, Tifa is really mad.

Cloud: See mom. Tifa is mad at me now.

Mom: I'll talk to her then.

Cloud: Wait! I still owe her. Come on guys. We gotta strategize.

Vincent transforms into Chaos.

Chaos: I love playin jokes. So I'm taking over.

Red XIII: believe me, we know.

Cloud: We're gonna get them.

~End~

Author: End of the fifth chapter. And now I'm open for suggestions. Review still.