Disclaimer: I dont own the boys, nor am I making any money off of them. Mmm, money ^^;

Chapter: 1/1

Completely Conversational

"That's a nosebleed."

"Very observant Maxwell. Are you going to inform me that I'm male next?"

"... I was going to say we're out of Kleenex."

"Obviously. We're always out of something in the damn house."

"Complain to Quatre. It's not my fault the first thing he wanted to do after the war was go camping."

"And you can't get the groceries... why?"

"I'm much to sexy! Would cause a riot in the store, it would!"

"I'm so sure Maxwell. So sure."

"Why do you do that? I have a name, you know."

"I guess I was wrong."

"Huh? About what?"

"About you being smarter than we gave you credit for. You only just now realized you had a name."

"Fuck you Yuy. You think you're so cool, with your stick-up-the-ass attitude. Well, your not. You're just a lonely boy playing soldier."

"And your an orphaned brat who's cursed to be loud and annoying, enough to make people seriously consider suicide!"

"..."

"Duo? Ahh... look... I didn't mean it."

"You said it didn't you? You must have been thinking about it."

"Well, yes but-"

"And you wouldn't have been thinking of it if you didn't mean it, would you?"

"No, Duo. I don't think that way of you at all."

"You sure act like it sometimes, Heero."

"..."

"What was that?"

"I'm sorry, Duo."

"Heero. Your apologizing. You sick man?"

"Stop it. I am NOT sick. I just... don't really like seeing you sad."

"...really?"

"Hai. Really."

"I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."

"Hn."

"Oh come on Heero! Hee-chan? Heeeerrrrroooo. Hey! Don't walk away from me!"

"I'm not walking away. I'm moving this way."

"I'm hurt! Deeply so, I may never recover from this."

"I'm sure you will."

"...Heero?"

"Hai, Duo?"

"Do you hate me?"

"Hn. Far from it."

"...really?"

"Hai, really."

"Because, ya know... I like you."

"I gathered from how much you bother me."

"Oh... well, I really like you."

"You really like everyone."

"No, I REALLY like you."

"Okay..."

"God damnit Heero, I'm in love with you!"

"..."

"Heero? Uh... please don't hate me?"

~*~ Heero grabbed Duo's face in his hands, pressing his lips to Duo's. ~*~

"I can't hate you. Hell knows I've tried. But I can't."

"Heero?"

"Aishiteru[1], Duo."

"I don't understand Japanese, Heero."

"I love you, Duo."

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[1] I dont think I spelled that right, so sorry ^^;

AN: Well, um, I know it's not the best, but I tried. Reviews are welcome. Thankies! Flames will be used to roast Relena ^^!

And sorry in advance for any other spelling mistakes -_-;