Insane sleepover Chapter 7

Author: Okay, once again, I am going to say that I am truly amazed with what I have accomplished with this story. Considering I never get this far in stories. Usually I run out of ideas and then I just stop. But I had a dream. . . and . . .

7 hours later

Author: Anyways. I thank you all for all the suggestions. So, let's get this party started. Wait, it already has, okay. Forget it. One with the story.

Cait Sith: Wait!

Author: (rolls eyes) what do you want?

Cait Sith: I want to say to all those who reviewed the author's stuff saying where I was, YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!! But it was amusing to hear your guesses. But I'll give you some sympathy and tell you all, that I will be revealed soon.

Author: And I'm here to tell you all that this story is slowly coming to it's end. It has about two or three chapters left. I'm sorry. But I don't think I can really keep this story going. But I don't know yet. Okay, enough of my blabbering. Time to get to the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. Never have, never will. Love you Sephiroth!

Insane sleepover chapter 7

Quick recap: Okay. Cloud has his plan to get back at Tifa. And he had the help of Chaos, the prankster side of Vincent. Now, it begins

Meanwhile at Sephiroth's house.

Elena: (having a secret meeting with the Turks.) Okay, we all know our parts?

Reno: I hope our plan works.

Rude: It should. Believe me. It should.

Sephiroth: (walks over to the Turks) Okay, we're heading out.

Reno: Kay.

At Cloud's house.

Vincent: Let's go.

Cloud: O_o;; where's Chaos?! We need him!

Vincent transforms into Death Gigas.

D.G.: Look! I got an announcement.

Zack: What is it?!

D.G.: I am a demon.

Everyone: O_o

Barret: And this would be news to us how?

Cid: Look at Mr. I know everything! (points to wall) Stay outside!

Outside

Mr. I know everything: How did he know? (walks off) HHow

D.G. transforms into Chaos.

Chaos: Let's go.

They walk down the street to go to Tifa's house

Chaos: (on handy-dandy walky talky) Cid, you ready?!

Cid: (in highwind) Ready

Chaos: everyone! Take your positions.

Everyone excluding the people on the Highwind and Red XIII hide.

RedXIII rings the doorbell.

Tifa: wah! It's Red!

Red XIII: Look! I don't like cloud anymore. I think he's a butt. And I know you got some different ways of making him suffer.

Yuffie: Girls! Secret Meeting plz.

The girls huddle into a triangle.

Tifa: How stupid do they think we are?!

Aeris: Time to backfire their plan if you know what I mean.

All do one of those girly snickers.

Tifa: Come on in. What?! He's gone!

Aeris: Crap! Where'd he go?!

Yuffie: We gotta find him!

Red XIII: (in the kitchen) I'm in! And I've planted the bombs! (Oh yeah, on the handy-dandy walky talky)

Chaos: (on the walky talky) Perfect! Now get out! Now! You ready Cloud?!

Cloud: You bet! (presses the button)

A loud baby is crying or so they think

Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie run into the living room.

Tifa: What the?!

Cloud: (evil smirk) Payback ish a b**tch! (throws stinky shoes at them) (then hits them with water balloons filled with toad pee) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yuffie: Ewww! I smell like pee!

Cloud: (oh H.D.W.T, and if you don't know what that means by now, you're not very bright and haven't been paying much attention) Cid Now!

cid: (in Highwind) Time for the coup-de-gras! Ready Zack?!

Zack grabs a huge bucket of dead slugs.

Zack: I wish I could've stuck with my original plan.

Cid: Just shut up an' get the slugs ready! (on the H-D-W-T) Get em' outside Cloud!

In the house

Tifa: get em'

Cloud runs out the window.

Everyone follows up

Cloud: (on the H-D-W-T) Cid! Now!

Cid and Zack drops the slugs on them

The slugs hit them

Aeris: Noooo!!! Ugggghhhh!!!!

Cloud: How does it feel?!

Yuffie: (red in the face) DDDIIIIEEEE!!!! You'd better hope I don't catch you Cloud Strife!

Cloud: Oh I'm shaking! Now, let's finish this off!

Red XIII and Barret come out of their hiding spot

They have Applesauce pies in hand

Cloud: (evil smirk) Now, time to face the Applesauce!

They hit them with the applesauce

Tifa: (sobbing) WHHHYYYY!!!!

Cloud: Payback is a mother! (points to tree) Stay back there!

Behind the tree

Payback: Shoot! Well I guess I'll just have to get back home to the kids.

Cloud and everyone runs off.

Tifa: I'll be back Cloud Stife! (goes back into the house)

Cloud: (still running) Man! That was great! (bumps into Sephiroth) The heck?!

Sephiroth: Hello Clarice, wait! (kills the guy who is holding up his lines on poster board) Hello Cloud.

Barret: The hell do you want?!

Sephiroth cackles

~End~

Author: Okay, I wonder what's gonna happen! Anyways, I'm gonna be needin more reviews to restore my power. Oh, and the next chapter will be the last one. You will find out what Sephiroth has planned, and the whereabouts of Cait Sith. I'm still open for either guesses of where Cait Sith or what Sephiroth is gonna do. So feel free, But anyways, yeah, still review. I have an idea for what Sephiroth is gonna do, but it's not set yet, so if you think you got a kick butt suggestion, and I consider it, then plz tell me. Anyway, if you must, flame this story. I don't care cus I don't listen. Anyways, yeah. Review Plz! ^_^