Insane Sleepover Chapter 8
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, and I'm sure I never will.
Quick recap: the girls got their payback and Cloud got em good too if you ask me. But what do I know, I'm the stupid recap guy. THAT'S RIGHT!!! I AM SOOOOO UNIMPORTANT! MY JOB IS JUST TO TELL THE PEOPLE EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST CHAPTER! OH MY GOSH! WHEN DO I GET THE APPRECIATION I DESERVE HUH???!!!!! HUH???!!!
Author pops up
Author: okay, I see youre having another episode, so. . . GET EM BOYS!!
Sephiroth, and Zack slice up the recap guy
Author: Sorry bout that. I don't think he mattered after this chapter anyway. Anyways, on to the final chapter
Chapter 8
Cloud: what's up Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: I was just in the neighborhood, and yeah.
Barret: Look, I don't know what you're doing here, but I sho don't want to talk to you.
Cloud: Barret! Behave!
Barret: Shut up Spike lee!
Silence
Crickets chirp
Barret shoots a tree
Spike Lee dies ( I am wondering if that is getting old yet, O_o;;)
Barret: Well I thought it was funny.
Cloud: Believe me, it wasn't.
Sephiroth: Look, I just want you guys to come to my house, it's about your mother
Cloud: What?! What about Mom?!
At Cloud's real house
Mom: Lalalalalalalala! I'm so happy being safe.
Sephiroth:j Perhaps I should show you.
Sephiroth takes them to a fake Cloud's house
Cloud: O.O What happened here?
Barret: Dude, your house looks like crap
Cloud: Sephiroth! What did you do?
Sephiroth: I.......
Cloud: What?!
Sephiroth: I... ... ...
Cloud: OUT WITH IT!
Sephiroth: I have no clue.
Everyone collapses
Sephiroth: But I can help you
Cloud: Uh, thanks, but we don't want your help.
Sephiroth gets watery-eyed
Cloud: No! Tears will not persuade us.
Sephiroth: Fine! Then I'll have to resort to something else. (pulls out H-D-W-T) Now Scarlet!
The world around us transforms into a Super Mario world.
Cloud: what did you do?
Sephiroth: Now youre trapped in this world forever!
Zack and Cid both descend on a floating cloud.
Cid: Just what the heck did you do?! Where's my Highwind?!
Zack: Something is definitely wrong with this. O_o
Sephiroth: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you're trapped here! It's payback time!
Cid: How did you get the technology for it?!
Sephiroth: Hojo. And everyone else had to help build the chamber.
Cloud: Okay, joke's over.
Sephiroth: Then youre staying here forever.
In the regular world
Reno: Ready guys?!
Rude and Elena: Yep!
The Turks bring over a huge can of beans that weighs 500 lbs.
Rude: Sephiroth cant just cancel out our plan just cus his way was more fancy.
In the super Mario world
Sephiroth: I have the only way outta here. And it's this remote. (holds up peace sign while holding up remote)
Barret: Are you alone?
Sephiroth: Yeah, why?
Red XIII: I thought you were stupid, but dude.
Cloud: believe me, you're not the only one.
Sephiroth: I'm not stupid! If I'm so stupid then why are you all here trapped in a world that is a video game!
Author pops up
Author: Uh, to clear things up for you, you've already been there done that.
Barret: (gasps) No way!
Everyone: you didn't know that?!
Author: Okay, continue the story darn you!
Author erases their minds of the past 8 seconds, then he disappears
Everyone jumps Sephiroth
Cloud: Got the remote!
Everyone cept Sephiroth escapes
Mario: Hello there! Lemme help you!
Sephiroth: NOOOO!!!! (Kills Mario)
Mario comes back
Mario: Well that wasn't nice!
Sephiroth: NOOO!!!! I KILLED YOU!! WHY ARENT YOU DEAD???!!!!
Back in the regular world
Red XIII: Glad we got outta that.
A crap load of beans is thrown on them
Turks: yeah! We got em! ^_^ (they run off)
Cloud: I'm sick of getting food on me. This ish getting annoying.
Barret: But you forgot that Turks have head problems.
Cloud: Oh yeah, forgot.
Cait Sith slides over licking himself and the ground that has the beans. (continues licking himself)
Everyone: O_o;;
Zack: just where have you been, for the past 3 hours.
Cait sith: Inside that huge can of beans.
Cloud: alright, yeah.
Everyone laughs
Author: So they cleaned up and continued their sleepover they played more games, ate more nachos (cept Cait Sith who decided to eat foil instead) and watched movies.
During the movies
Cloud: Darnit Zack!
Zack: What?!
Cloud: Why porn?!
Cid: you're a friggin sicko!
Cloud: grrrrr!
Zack: ^^;; Sorry. I thought they were educational.
Author: Anyways, I'm gonna end you with a nice song.
Zack: IIIIIt seems today, that all you see, is violence and movies and sex on T.V.
Cloud: but where are those good old fashioned values,
Everyone: In which we used to rely. Good thing we're some good guys! Good thing we're some men who positively can do all the things that
In the super Mario world
Sephiroth: ****ing die!
Everyone: We're some good old guys!!!!
Cid: Who's old???!!!
Author: Disclaimer, better be lucky this story is over
Disclaimer: Okay, yeah, I sooooo did not own that song. I'm sorry for biting.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, and I'm sure I never will.
Quick recap: the girls got their payback and Cloud got em good too if you ask me. But what do I know, I'm the stupid recap guy. THAT'S RIGHT!!! I AM SOOOOO UNIMPORTANT! MY JOB IS JUST TO TELL THE PEOPLE EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST CHAPTER! OH MY GOSH! WHEN DO I GET THE APPRECIATION I DESERVE HUH???!!!!! HUH???!!!
Author pops up
Author: okay, I see youre having another episode, so. . . GET EM BOYS!!
Sephiroth, and Zack slice up the recap guy
Author: Sorry bout that. I don't think he mattered after this chapter anyway. Anyways, on to the final chapter
Chapter 8
Cloud: what's up Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: I was just in the neighborhood, and yeah.
Barret: Look, I don't know what you're doing here, but I sho don't want to talk to you.
Cloud: Barret! Behave!
Barret: Shut up Spike lee!
Silence
Crickets chirp
Barret shoots a tree
Spike Lee dies ( I am wondering if that is getting old yet, O_o;;)
Barret: Well I thought it was funny.
Cloud: Believe me, it wasn't.
Sephiroth: Look, I just want you guys to come to my house, it's about your mother
Cloud: What?! What about Mom?!
At Cloud's real house
Mom: Lalalalalalalala! I'm so happy being safe.
Sephiroth:j Perhaps I should show you.
Sephiroth takes them to a fake Cloud's house
Cloud: O.O What happened here?
Barret: Dude, your house looks like crap
Cloud: Sephiroth! What did you do?
Sephiroth: I.......
Cloud: What?!
Sephiroth: I... ... ...
Cloud: OUT WITH IT!
Sephiroth: I have no clue.
Everyone collapses
Sephiroth: But I can help you
Cloud: Uh, thanks, but we don't want your help.
Sephiroth gets watery-eyed
Cloud: No! Tears will not persuade us.
Sephiroth: Fine! Then I'll have to resort to something else. (pulls out H-D-W-T) Now Scarlet!
The world around us transforms into a Super Mario world.
Cloud: what did you do?
Sephiroth: Now youre trapped in this world forever!
Zack and Cid both descend on a floating cloud.
Cid: Just what the heck did you do?! Where's my Highwind?!
Zack: Something is definitely wrong with this. O_o
Sephiroth: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you're trapped here! It's payback time!
Cid: How did you get the technology for it?!
Sephiroth: Hojo. And everyone else had to help build the chamber.
Cloud: Okay, joke's over.
Sephiroth: Then youre staying here forever.
In the regular world
Reno: Ready guys?!
Rude and Elena: Yep!
The Turks bring over a huge can of beans that weighs 500 lbs.
Rude: Sephiroth cant just cancel out our plan just cus his way was more fancy.
In the super Mario world
Sephiroth: I have the only way outta here. And it's this remote. (holds up peace sign while holding up remote)
Barret: Are you alone?
Sephiroth: Yeah, why?
Red XIII: I thought you were stupid, but dude.
Cloud: believe me, you're not the only one.
Sephiroth: I'm not stupid! If I'm so stupid then why are you all here trapped in a world that is a video game!
Author pops up
Author: Uh, to clear things up for you, you've already been there done that.
Barret: (gasps) No way!
Everyone: you didn't know that?!
Author: Okay, continue the story darn you!
Author erases their minds of the past 8 seconds, then he disappears
Everyone jumps Sephiroth
Cloud: Got the remote!
Everyone cept Sephiroth escapes
Mario: Hello there! Lemme help you!
Sephiroth: NOOOO!!!! (Kills Mario)
Mario comes back
Mario: Well that wasn't nice!
Sephiroth: NOOO!!!! I KILLED YOU!! WHY ARENT YOU DEAD???!!!!
Back in the regular world
Red XIII: Glad we got outta that.
A crap load of beans is thrown on them
Turks: yeah! We got em! ^_^ (they run off)
Cloud: I'm sick of getting food on me. This ish getting annoying.
Barret: But you forgot that Turks have head problems.
Cloud: Oh yeah, forgot.
Cait Sith slides over licking himself and the ground that has the beans. (continues licking himself)
Everyone: O_o;;
Zack: just where have you been, for the past 3 hours.
Cait sith: Inside that huge can of beans.
Cloud: alright, yeah.
Everyone laughs
Author: So they cleaned up and continued their sleepover they played more games, ate more nachos (cept Cait Sith who decided to eat foil instead) and watched movies.
During the movies
Cloud: Darnit Zack!
Zack: What?!
Cloud: Why porn?!
Cid: you're a friggin sicko!
Cloud: grrrrr!
Zack: ^^;; Sorry. I thought they were educational.
Author: Anyways, I'm gonna end you with a nice song.
Zack: IIIIIt seems today, that all you see, is violence and movies and sex on T.V.
Cloud: but where are those good old fashioned values,
Everyone: In which we used to rely. Good thing we're some good guys! Good thing we're some men who positively can do all the things that
In the super Mario world
Sephiroth: ****ing die!
Everyone: We're some good old guys!!!!
Cid: Who's old???!!!
Author: Disclaimer, better be lucky this story is over
Disclaimer: Okay, yeah, I sooooo did not own that song. I'm sorry for biting.
