Insane Sleepover Chapter 8

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, and I'm sure I never will.

Quick recap: the girls got their payback and Cloud got em good too if you ask me. But what do I know, I'm the stupid recap guy. THAT'S RIGHT!!! I AM SOOOOO UNIMPORTANT! MY JOB IS JUST TO TELL THE PEOPLE EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST CHAPTER! OH MY GOSH! WHEN DO I GET THE APPRECIATION I DESERVE HUH???!!!!! HUH???!!!

Author pops up

Author: okay, I see youre having another episode, so. . . GET EM BOYS!!

Sephiroth, and Zack slice up the recap guy

Author: Sorry bout that. I don't think he mattered after this chapter anyway. Anyways, on to the final chapter

Chapter 8

Cloud: what's up Sephiroth?

Sephiroth: I was just in the neighborhood, and yeah.

Barret: Look, I don't know what you're doing here, but I sho don't want to talk to you.

Cloud: Barret! Behave!

Barret: Shut up Spike lee!

Silence

Crickets chirp

Barret shoots a tree

Spike Lee dies ( I am wondering if that is getting old yet, O_o;;)

Barret: Well I thought it was funny.

Cloud: Believe me, it wasn't.

Sephiroth: Look, I just want you guys to come to my house, it's about your mother

Cloud: What?! What about Mom?!

At Cloud's real house

Mom: Lalalalalalalala! I'm so happy being safe.

Sephiroth:j Perhaps I should show you.

Sephiroth takes them to a fake Cloud's house

Cloud: O.O What happened here?

Barret: Dude, your house looks like crap

Cloud: Sephiroth! What did you do?

Sephiroth: I.......

Cloud: What?!

Sephiroth: I... ... ...

Cloud: OUT WITH IT!

Sephiroth: I have no clue.

Everyone collapses

Sephiroth: But I can help you

Cloud: Uh, thanks, but we don't want your help.

Sephiroth gets watery-eyed

Cloud: No! Tears will not persuade us.

Sephiroth: Fine! Then I'll have to resort to something else. (pulls out H-D-W-T) Now Scarlet!

The world around us transforms into a Super Mario world.

Cloud: what did you do?

Sephiroth: Now youre trapped in this world forever!

Zack and Cid both descend on a floating cloud.

Cid: Just what the heck did you do?! Where's my Highwind?!

Zack: Something is definitely wrong with this. O_o

Sephiroth: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you're trapped here! It's payback time!

Cid: How did you get the technology for it?!

Sephiroth: Hojo. And everyone else had to help build the chamber.

Cloud: Okay, joke's over.

Sephiroth: Then youre staying here forever.

In the regular world

Reno: Ready guys?!

Rude and Elena: Yep!

The Turks bring over a huge can of beans that weighs 500 lbs.

Rude: Sephiroth cant just cancel out our plan just cus his way was more fancy.

In the super Mario world

Sephiroth: I have the only way outta here. And it's this remote. (holds up peace sign while holding up remote)

Barret: Are you alone?

Sephiroth: Yeah, why?

Red XIII: I thought you were stupid, but dude.

Cloud: believe me, you're not the only one.

Sephiroth: I'm not stupid! If I'm so stupid then why are you all here trapped in a world that is a video game!

Author pops up

Author: Uh, to clear things up for you, you've already been there done that.

Barret: (gasps) No way!

Everyone: you didn't know that?!

Author: Okay, continue the story darn you!

Author erases their minds of the past 8 seconds, then he disappears

Everyone jumps Sephiroth

Cloud: Got the remote!

Everyone cept Sephiroth escapes

Mario: Hello there! Lemme help you!

Sephiroth: NOOOO!!!! (Kills Mario)

Mario comes back

Mario: Well that wasn't nice!

Sephiroth: NOOO!!!! I KILLED YOU!! WHY ARENT YOU DEAD???!!!!

Back in the regular world

Red XIII: Glad we got outta that.

A crap load of beans is thrown on them

Turks: yeah! We got em! ^_^ (they run off)

Cloud: I'm sick of getting food on me. This ish getting annoying.

Barret: But you forgot that Turks have head problems.

Cloud: Oh yeah, forgot.

Cait Sith slides over licking himself and the ground that has the beans. (continues licking himself)

Everyone: O_o;;

Zack: just where have you been, for the past 3 hours.

Cait sith: Inside that huge can of beans.

Cloud: alright, yeah.

Everyone laughs

Author: So they cleaned up and continued their sleepover they played more games, ate more nachos (cept Cait Sith who decided to eat foil instead) and watched movies.

During the movies

Cloud: Darnit Zack!

Zack: What?!

Cloud: Why porn?!

Cid: you're a friggin sicko!

Cloud: grrrrr!

Zack: ^^;; Sorry. I thought they were educational.

Author: Anyways, I'm gonna end you with a nice song.

Zack: IIIIIt seems today, that all you see, is violence and movies and sex on T.V.

Cloud: but where are those good old fashioned values,

Everyone: In which we used to rely. Good thing we're some good guys! Good thing we're some men who positively can do all the things that

In the super Mario world

Sephiroth: ****ing die!

Everyone: We're some good old guys!!!!

Cid: Who's old???!!!

Author: Disclaimer, better be lucky this story is over

Disclaimer: Okay, yeah, I sooooo did not own that song. I'm sorry for biting.