Disclaimer: I do NOT own any Tamora Pierce characters, or the Amazingly Awesome Entrance (owned by Alanna)! But I do own: Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up, Pies Of Extreme Magical And Torturous Powers, Squeaky Mouse 3001, Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition, Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray .

Worm: *lights a match and holds it up to the disclaimer*

Abel: *blows out match and frowns at Worm*

Kade: I thought we already went over this Worm! As much as you want to, you cannot destroy the disclaimer! Seadragon DOES NOT own any of Tamora Pierce's characters.

Abel: *nods* Also, do you want the Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up, the Pies Of Extreme Magical And Torturous Powers, Squeaky Mouse 3001, Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition, Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray . to be stolen?

Worm: Why can't I do anything?! *whips out a match and lights it* Hee hee hee. *throws match into Abel's hair and runs*

Kade: WORM!

Abel: *shrieks* I'll get you for this you slimy little worm! *starts crying*

Worm: Keladry?

Keladry: Nope, not unless you give me ten thousand pieces of Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up!

Worm: Ten thousand pieces?! Are you crazy?! *grumbles* Oh fine. *tosses Keladry a basket she grabbed from Seadragon's stool*

Keladry: *giggles* Finally I have my Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up! The world will be mine! *starts laughing insanely*

Kade: *chasing after Worm*

Abel: *screaming and crying*

Worm: KELADRY! *screams as Pies Of Extreme Magical and Torturous Powers hit her in the head*

Keladry: *stops laughing* Oh right. *drops war hammer on Kade*

Worm: AND?!!

Keladry: *huffy* I was getting to that! *drops war hammer on Abel*

Kade: *dead*

Abel: *dead*

RC (Revival Crew): *bring Kade and Abel back to life*

Worm: Now I know how Alanna feels! *gulp*

Kade and Abel: *glaring menacingly at her* ________________________________________________________________

Random Annoying Announcer Dude (RAAD): Welcome to the show where we kidnap random characters from Tamora Pierce's (amazing) stories and make them reveal their deepest, darkest secrets, or they have to do a dare! And please welcome your host Seadragon!

Seadragon: *runs on in long black Matrix trench coat with wicked black sunglasses* Hi everybody! Hey I actually got to finish this time! No Keladry! That's not what I meant. *is cut off by falling war hammer, snickering is heard from rafters*

RAAD: Umm Seadragon? *pokes her*

Seadragon: *dead*

RC: Already?! *revive Seadragon*

Seadragon: *sits on her stool and squashes Squeaky Mouse 3001* AH! No! Not the Squeaky Mouse 3001! How could I?! *cries*

Alanna: *walks on stage wearing a long black Matrix trench coat with wicked black Matrix sunglasses* Be quiet Seadragon! You're distracting them from my Amazingly Awesome Entrance! *sits on the stool next to Seadragon and squashes Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition* Oops.

Seadragon: *sniffs and looks at Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition* WAH!!!!!!!!!

Alanna: *puts head in hands* Why me?!

Seadragon: *bawling*

Alanna: Oh well, and now for our commercial break! ________________________________________________________________

Neal: Are you too stiff and old fashioned?

Lord Wyldon: YES!

Neal: That was odd. Well have I got the product for you! *points to an extra large bottle of Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray* Now observe. *points extra large bottle of Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray at Lord Wyldon*

Lord Wyldon: What do you think you are doing Sir Nealan?! *horrified look*

Neal: Why De-Stiffifying you of course! *rolls eyes*

Lord Wyldon: No! You cant! *shudders* Then I wouldn't be the Stump!

Neal: I know! *grins evilly and sprays Lord Wyldon* ________________________________________________________________

Seadragon: Welcome back to the show where we kidnap random characters from Tamora Pierce's (amazing) stories and make them reveal their deepest, darkest secrets, or they have to do a dare!

Alanna: And I'm the new co-host! *war hammer drops on her head*

Faithful: *insane laughing from the rafters*

Alanna: FAITHFUL! I'll get you, you prissy animal!

Seadragon: Oh dear. Cohost wars, I had forgotten about those. *glances around, sees Neal and grins evily*

Neal: *gulp*

Seadragon: And now for Neal, with a little about the history of Co-host wars! (This wasn't scheduled, but I need time to catch Faithful)

Neal: Er.

Audience Member #3: Hey! This kid's stupid!

Seadragon: *kills Audience Member #3* Just for those of you who will give me a hard time about #3, remember that 1 and 2 are dead. *smiles*

Neal: Umm, back in 2003, there was a tragic co-host battle. James and Lily Potter, (then Lily Evans), had a bit of a fight. Both on show and off. If I remember correctly, it was a long story. It started with ice cream and continued with pineapples, skulls and crossbones, unpoppable bubbles, and is still going with non-unlockable doors, as well as a dare and a tricky little truth spell.

Audience Member #4: What do these people have to do with anything?! We don't know who they are!

Neal: *shudders* Yes, but we do. Oh the memories, the bad-d-d-d memories.

Audience member #4: Right.

Neal: Yo! Kel!

Kel: *drops war hammer on Audience Member #4*

Neal: Thank you, thank you very much.

Kel: *drops war hammer on Neal*

Neal: ouch.

Seadragon: Er. Thank you Neal for that history lesson! Moving on.

Neal: It was nothing, did I ever tell you about the great History Class Revolt of '02?

Seadragon: 2002?

Neal: No, 402. What's 2002?

Seadragon: *shakes head* Never mind. Now shut up or you're going to be history.

Neal: *pouts*

Seadragon: By the way, you have to leave now, its Jon's turn.

Neal: Aww. Why?!

Seadragon: It's Jon's turn.

Neal: Why?!

Seadragon: IT'S JON"S TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neal: Jeez, no need to spaz. *leaves*