Disclaimer: I do NOT own any Tamora Pierce characters, or the Amazingly
Awesome Entrance (owned by Alanna)! But I do own: Screaming Jellybean Cake
That Lights Up, Pies Of Extreme Magical And Torturous Powers, Squeaky Mouse
3001, Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition, Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray .
Worm: *lights a match and holds it up to the disclaimer*
Abel: *blows out match and frowns at Worm*
Kade: I thought we already went over this Worm! As much as you want to, you cannot destroy the disclaimer! Seadragon DOES NOT own any of Tamora Pierce's characters.
Abel: *nods* Also, do you want the Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up, the Pies Of Extreme Magical And Torturous Powers, Squeaky Mouse 3001, Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition, Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray . to be stolen?
Worm: Why can't I do anything?! *whips out a match and lights it* Hee hee hee. *throws match into Abel's hair and runs*
Kade: WORM!
Abel: *shrieks* I'll get you for this you slimy little worm! *starts crying*
Worm: Keladry?
Keladry: Nope, not unless you give me ten thousand pieces of Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up!
Worm: Ten thousand pieces?! Are you crazy?! *grumbles* Oh fine. *tosses Keladry a basket she grabbed from Seadragon's stool*
Keladry: *giggles* Finally I have my Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up! The world will be mine! *starts laughing insanely*
Kade: *chasing after Worm*
Abel: *screaming and crying*
Worm: KELADRY! *screams as Pies Of Extreme Magical and Torturous Powers hit her in the head*
Keladry: *stops laughing* Oh right. *drops war hammer on Kade*
Worm: AND?!!
Keladry: *huffy* I was getting to that! *drops war hammer on Abel*
Kade: *dead*
Abel: *dead*
RC (Revival Crew): *bring Kade and Abel back to life*
Worm: Now I know how Alanna feels! *gulp*
Kade and Abel: *glaring menacingly at her* ________________________________________________________________
Random Annoying Announcer Dude (RAAD): Welcome to the show where we kidnap random characters from Tamora Pierce's (amazing) stories and make them reveal their deepest, darkest secrets, or they have to do a dare! And please welcome your host Seadragon!
Seadragon: *runs on in long black Matrix trench coat with wicked black sunglasses* Hi everybody! Hey I actually got to finish this time! No Keladry! That's not what I meant. *is cut off by falling war hammer, snickering is heard from rafters*
RAAD: Umm Seadragon? *pokes her*
Seadragon: *dead*
RC: Already?! *revive Seadragon*
Seadragon: *sits on her stool and squashes Squeaky Mouse 3001* AH! No! Not the Squeaky Mouse 3001! How could I?! *cries*
Alanna: *walks on stage wearing a long black Matrix trench coat with wicked black Matrix sunglasses* Be quiet Seadragon! You're distracting them from my Amazingly Awesome Entrance! *sits on the stool next to Seadragon and squashes Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition* Oops.
Seadragon: *sniffs and looks at Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition* WAH!!!!!!!!!
Alanna: *puts head in hands* Why me?!
Seadragon: *bawling*
Alanna: Oh well, and now for our commercial break! ________________________________________________________________
Neal: Are you too stiff and old fashioned?
Lord Wyldon: YES!
Neal: That was odd. Well have I got the product for you! *points to an extra large bottle of Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray* Now observe. *points extra large bottle of Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray at Lord Wyldon*
Lord Wyldon: What do you think you are doing Sir Nealan?! *horrified look*
Neal: Why De-Stiffifying you of course! *rolls eyes*
Lord Wyldon: No! You cant! *shudders* Then I wouldn't be the Stump!
Neal: I know! *grins evilly and sprays Lord Wyldon* ________________________________________________________________
Seadragon: Welcome back to the show where we kidnap random characters from Tamora Pierce's (amazing) stories and make them reveal their deepest, darkest secrets, or they have to do a dare!
Alanna: And I'm the new co-host! *war hammer drops on her head*
Faithful: *insane laughing from the rafters*
Alanna: FAITHFUL! I'll get you, you prissy animal!
Seadragon: Oh dear. Cohost wars, I had forgotten about those. *glances around, sees Neal and grins evily*
Neal: *gulp*
Seadragon: And now for Neal, with a little about the history of Co-host wars! (This wasn't scheduled, but I need time to catch Faithful)
Neal: Er.
Audience Member #3: Hey! This kid's stupid!
Seadragon: *kills Audience Member #3* Just for those of you who will give me a hard time about #3, remember that 1 and 2 are dead. *smiles*
Neal: Umm, back in 2003, there was a tragic co-host battle. James and Lily Potter, (then Lily Evans), had a bit of a fight. Both on show and off. If I remember correctly, it was a long story. It started with ice cream and continued with pineapples, skulls and crossbones, unpoppable bubbles, and is still going with non-unlockable doors, as well as a dare and a tricky little truth spell.
Audience Member #4: What do these people have to do with anything?! We don't know who they are!
Neal: *shudders* Yes, but we do. Oh the memories, the bad-d-d-d memories.
Audience member #4: Right.
Neal: Yo! Kel!
Kel: *drops war hammer on Audience Member #4*
Neal: Thank you, thank you very much.
Kel: *drops war hammer on Neal*
Neal: ouch.
Seadragon: Er. Thank you Neal for that history lesson! Moving on.
Neal: It was nothing, did I ever tell you about the great History Class Revolt of '02?
Seadragon: 2002?
Neal: No, 402. What's 2002?
Seadragon: *shakes head* Never mind. Now shut up or you're going to be history.
Neal: *pouts*
Seadragon: By the way, you have to leave now, its Jon's turn.
Neal: Aww. Why?!
Seadragon: It's Jon's turn.
Neal: Why?!
Seadragon: IT'S JON"S TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal: Jeez, no need to spaz. *leaves*
Worm: *lights a match and holds it up to the disclaimer*
Abel: *blows out match and frowns at Worm*
Kade: I thought we already went over this Worm! As much as you want to, you cannot destroy the disclaimer! Seadragon DOES NOT own any of Tamora Pierce's characters.
Abel: *nods* Also, do you want the Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up, the Pies Of Extreme Magical And Torturous Powers, Squeaky Mouse 3001, Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition, Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray . to be stolen?
Worm: Why can't I do anything?! *whips out a match and lights it* Hee hee hee. *throws match into Abel's hair and runs*
Kade: WORM!
Abel: *shrieks* I'll get you for this you slimy little worm! *starts crying*
Worm: Keladry?
Keladry: Nope, not unless you give me ten thousand pieces of Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up!
Worm: Ten thousand pieces?! Are you crazy?! *grumbles* Oh fine. *tosses Keladry a basket she grabbed from Seadragon's stool*
Keladry: *giggles* Finally I have my Screaming Jellybean Cake That Lights Up! The world will be mine! *starts laughing insanely*
Kade: *chasing after Worm*
Abel: *screaming and crying*
Worm: KELADRY! *screams as Pies Of Extreme Magical and Torturous Powers hit her in the head*
Keladry: *stops laughing* Oh right. *drops war hammer on Kade*
Worm: AND?!!
Keladry: *huffy* I was getting to that! *drops war hammer on Abel*
Kade: *dead*
Abel: *dead*
RC (Revival Crew): *bring Kade and Abel back to life*
Worm: Now I know how Alanna feels! *gulp*
Kade and Abel: *glaring menacingly at her* ________________________________________________________________
Random Annoying Announcer Dude (RAAD): Welcome to the show where we kidnap random characters from Tamora Pierce's (amazing) stories and make them reveal their deepest, darkest secrets, or they have to do a dare! And please welcome your host Seadragon!
Seadragon: *runs on in long black Matrix trench coat with wicked black sunglasses* Hi everybody! Hey I actually got to finish this time! No Keladry! That's not what I meant. *is cut off by falling war hammer, snickering is heard from rafters*
RAAD: Umm Seadragon? *pokes her*
Seadragon: *dead*
RC: Already?! *revive Seadragon*
Seadragon: *sits on her stool and squashes Squeaky Mouse 3001* AH! No! Not the Squeaky Mouse 3001! How could I?! *cries*
Alanna: *walks on stage wearing a long black Matrix trench coat with wicked black Matrix sunglasses* Be quiet Seadragon! You're distracting them from my Amazingly Awesome Entrance! *sits on the stool next to Seadragon and squashes Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition* Oops.
Seadragon: *sniffs and looks at Squeaky Mouse 3002 Turbo Edition* WAH!!!!!!!!!
Alanna: *puts head in hands* Why me?!
Seadragon: *bawling*
Alanna: Oh well, and now for our commercial break! ________________________________________________________________
Neal: Are you too stiff and old fashioned?
Lord Wyldon: YES!
Neal: That was odd. Well have I got the product for you! *points to an extra large bottle of Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray* Now observe. *points extra large bottle of Neal's De-Stiffifying Spray at Lord Wyldon*
Lord Wyldon: What do you think you are doing Sir Nealan?! *horrified look*
Neal: Why De-Stiffifying you of course! *rolls eyes*
Lord Wyldon: No! You cant! *shudders* Then I wouldn't be the Stump!
Neal: I know! *grins evilly and sprays Lord Wyldon* ________________________________________________________________
Seadragon: Welcome back to the show where we kidnap random characters from Tamora Pierce's (amazing) stories and make them reveal their deepest, darkest secrets, or they have to do a dare!
Alanna: And I'm the new co-host! *war hammer drops on her head*
Faithful: *insane laughing from the rafters*
Alanna: FAITHFUL! I'll get you, you prissy animal!
Seadragon: Oh dear. Cohost wars, I had forgotten about those. *glances around, sees Neal and grins evily*
Neal: *gulp*
Seadragon: And now for Neal, with a little about the history of Co-host wars! (This wasn't scheduled, but I need time to catch Faithful)
Neal: Er.
Audience Member #3: Hey! This kid's stupid!
Seadragon: *kills Audience Member #3* Just for those of you who will give me a hard time about #3, remember that 1 and 2 are dead. *smiles*
Neal: Umm, back in 2003, there was a tragic co-host battle. James and Lily Potter, (then Lily Evans), had a bit of a fight. Both on show and off. If I remember correctly, it was a long story. It started with ice cream and continued with pineapples, skulls and crossbones, unpoppable bubbles, and is still going with non-unlockable doors, as well as a dare and a tricky little truth spell.
Audience Member #4: What do these people have to do with anything?! We don't know who they are!
Neal: *shudders* Yes, but we do. Oh the memories, the bad-d-d-d memories.
Audience member #4: Right.
Neal: Yo! Kel!
Kel: *drops war hammer on Audience Member #4*
Neal: Thank you, thank you very much.
Kel: *drops war hammer on Neal*
Neal: ouch.
Seadragon: Er. Thank you Neal for that history lesson! Moving on.
Neal: It was nothing, did I ever tell you about the great History Class Revolt of '02?
Seadragon: 2002?
Neal: No, 402. What's 2002?
Seadragon: *shakes head* Never mind. Now shut up or you're going to be history.
Neal: *pouts*
Seadragon: By the way, you have to leave now, its Jon's turn.
Neal: Aww. Why?!
Seadragon: It's Jon's turn.
Neal: Why?!
Seadragon: IT'S JON"S TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal: Jeez, no need to spaz. *leaves*
