The Reconciliation

By: Chan Yoruyamatiha

Sorewa Bonsaku...

Well folks! This is it. The bloopers for The Reconciliation. It's finally over!! Yippee!! This is a really cheesy attempt at humor, and almost all of the characters have a little, retarded, ooc-celebration. Don't forget to review! Also, thanks to Jacob for letting me use him in here!

Miguel Gama: These are some lame little bloopers, lol. You're an expert at writing funny stuff, please let me know how I did. And update Capcom U!! It's in my Top 5 Favorite Fics list!

Tornado: Yeah, I'm glad that you liked the part with Mitsu. That boy got pissed off badly. Also, you gave me another suggestion. The "Ten Years After" scene... Aww... I could just see that. ^_^ That gave me another idea, unfortunately, I will suppress that idea. If I cannot bear it, I will write that chapter and email it to you so you can read it. It'll be the "Non-existent Extra" chapter, lol. And please, I'd love to read something that you have written. Feel free to ask me for help as well. Thanks for being such a faithful reviewer!

Kikoken: Yes! She lived! You didn't think I was gonna kill her off, did you? ^_^ You know me better than that. I'm a sucker for happy endings, unlike someone... *coughs* See CMK's comments below.

CMK TacTican: You were too lazy to submit a review, but I remember what you said on AIM!! "Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcra pcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap..." (lol) And it was NOT "extra cheesy!" Oooh! Kikoken's right, you are a royal pain in tha ying-yang. But you know, we love you anyway. ^_^

DeNice: My dear friend, if it weren't for you, I would have never gotten this far. You inspired me to write on with this story, and you showed me that a story can go farther than with what is written in a storyline. And because of this, I dedicate this chapter to you. Now, time for you to start tripping out... Have fun ^_~

Jturner: Thanks for reading my fics! Yours are very good, by the way. I really enjoyed Clash of Heroes. ^_^ Anywho, enjoy the bloopers! I know they might not be that funny, but act like they are! Lol, just kidding.

DISCLAIMER: I own Mitsukake, and Jacob owns himself. Yes, I got his permission to put him in here, so please don't get my story removed. :D

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Chapter 20 - Bloopers!!!

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"AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!"

The scream caught the attention of Sakura and Mitsukake, who stared at the person who was making loads of unnecessary noise. Out of a small room ran a figure, who crashed into the same wall twice before running out the front door of the house. Several seconds later, a stampede of people ran out of the room and chased after the first person, who happened to be familiar to Mitsukake and Sakura...

"Chan?" said Sakura as she blinked her eyes.

Chan Yoruyamatiha, the author of The Reconciliation, glanced over her shoulder at Sakura while running and grinned, but then hit a tree head-on and died.

Mitsukake, who was standing beside Sakura sipping a cup of green tea, sighed and snapped his fingers.

"CUT!!! You weren't supposed to die, stupid," Mitsukake informed Chan, who simply rolled over on the ground. Sakura slapped Mitsukake senseless before walking over to Chan and helping her to her feet.

"Chan, are you all right?" inquired Sakura, who liked Chan a lot more than Mitsukake did. In fact, Mitsu rather loathed Chan.

"I'm... fine... Wait, we're supposed to be doing bloopers for The Reconciliation, not my wedding day... whenever that will be..." said Chan, picking a twig out of her long white dress.

Mitsukake choked on his cup of tea and spat it out on the ground.

"What?! You mean to tell me that we're doing the wrong bloopers!?" he roared in fury, tossing the twelve-page script to the ground and proceeding to attempt murder.

Chan smiled innocently at him. "Yes." Then she threw her bouquet of flowers at him and knocked him out as the 'groom' walked over and kicked Mitsukake's passed out form.

"How could you even think of killing my 'bride'? I'll kill you!!!" threatened Jacob, who kicked Mitsukake's unconscious body again.

"Yeah, how could you even think of killing me?" said Chan before she realized that since Mitsu was passed out, he wasn't listening to them.

Sakura sweatdropped before pulling out The Reconciliation's script. "Okay, I'm not going to say what I'm thinking, but I will say one thing. Let's do the bloopers right, now."

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Scene D-32, Chapter 4, Outside Tamagawa Minami School

"Stupid girl! Stand up and face me before I kill off your friends one by one!" growled Akuma.

Akuma guestured to the remaining school students who were watching the fight. Sakura stumbled to her feet and readied herself to fight.

"I don't care what happens to me, just leave my friends out of it!" demanded Sakura as she took several deep breaths before throwing her first punch at Akuma.

Akuma teleported out of the way, and Sakura felt her fist hit thin air. Her eyes widened, and before she knew it, Akuma was behind her, ready with a blow headed towards the back of her head.

"LOOK!! A NAKED GUY JUMPING OVER A FENCE!!!" screamed one of the fight onlookers, ruining the mood completely.

Akuma quickly turned and looked over behind him, and seeing nothing, killed the student who had yelled. Chan came over to Akuma and slapped him, knocking him unconscious.

"And why would you WANT to see such a thing, Akuma!?" exclaimed Mitsukake, beating Akuma's lifeless form with his bookbag.

"CUT!!!!!" yelled Chan while flipping her hair and entrancing Ken, who forgot that he was married instantly.

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Scene E-21, Chapter 5, Koui Hospital, Sakura's First Room

Mitsukake stood up and looked over at the other side of Sakura's bed. The caller was hanging from a cord off of the bed; it was tossed off the bed by her sudden movements. Mitsukake put his knee on the side of her bed and reached over her to grab the caller when the door was slammed open.

"ALL RIGHT YOU STUPID KID!!! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA OF STEALING MY DAMN CAR!? I HAD TO HITCH-HIKE TO-" Ken trailed off.

"Ahh!" Mitsukake gasped in surprise and lost his balance, landing on top of Sakura, who was already sore from the fight...

"AAAAAHHH!!!!" screamed Sakura, wriggling madly under his weight. "Get off me!!! Mitsukake, you pervert!!!"

Ken also screamed, overreacting, and ran outside the room. A second later, he ran back in with the fire extinguisher and sprayed it all over the place, thus nearly destroying the entire hospital room.

Chan ran into the room, but not before running into Ken and falling down, and gasped.

"Hey, Mitsukake, let's keep the rating at Pg-13, okay?! Oh yeah, CUT!!!" Chan threw the script on the floor and dialed 911, despite the fact that they were already in the hospital...

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Scene I-5, Chapter 9, Koui Hospital, Abortion Room

Sakura's eyes were halfway open when her vision slowly came into focus. Her hands began clutching the bedsheet, feeling the warmth returning to them. Her eyes traveled around the room, and came into clear focus on the closest thing to her: Mitsukake's face. Before she even knew it, she felt warm lips against hers and strong hands grasping her shoulders.

The next three seconds were the longest she had ever experienced in her life. Her eyes widened slightly as Mitsukake removed his mouth from hers and he left his face only inches from hers.

"Sakura..."

Sakura blushed madly, before slapping Mitsukake.

"Pervert!!!"

Mitsukake held his stinging face, and raised his eyebrow. "What!? What did I do wrong? It's in the script!!"

Jacob walked into the room, whispering a few things into Mitsukake's ear, and left. Mitsukake immediately blushed and slapped himself senseless before dropping to the floor unconscious. Chan then burst out of a closet wearing a nurse's uniform, minus the preppy little cap.

"CUT!!!" she cried as she pointed to the camera man, Jacob, with a pair of sharp, pointy scissors. Being suddenly afraid of her, he turned the camera elsewhere while Chan theatened to stab Mitsukake with the scissors for a crime that he did not commit.

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Scene M-76, Chapter 13, Koui Hospital

"The thing is... I've come to realize something that I need to confess..." Ryu whispered, his voice soft.

Sakura's eyes widened, and she opened her mouth to speak, but was cut off.

"I... I think I like you..."

"...What?"

"I'm sorry..." murmured Ryu as he rose from the chair he had been sitting in.

Suddenly, Mitsukake kicked the door down, and charged into the room before getting into a cat/dogfight with Ryu. Chan and Jacob rolled the camera around away from harm.

"Cut," said Chan as she and Jacob sat on the floor with bags of popcorn, watching the show. "Hey, who do you think will win?"

Jacob threw a mocking look at her out of his dark, burgundy-brown Korean eyes. "Oh, definately Mitsukake. Yeah, he's like, the strongest guy in the world, you know."

Chan laughed and choked on popcorn. "For sure, now."

"Fo shizzle!!" cried Mitsu from across the room, causing several people in other rooms to revolt upon hearing the slang.

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Scene R-94, Chapter 18, Outside Cafeteria

Mitsukake rushed over to her, and dropped down to his knees. Sakura's hair was blotted and matted with blood, sweat, and tears. Her lush, raven-black lashes were closed, hiding her dark brown eyes that Mitsukake loved. Sakura's face was also still covered in perspiration.

Her clothes were torn, ripped, and ragged. Her skirt had a torn split all the way up to the side, and it remained hung loosely around her waist by a few threads and elastic around the hem. Her shirt also was dirty and torn, but most noticeably bloody.

Mitsukake gulped. He didn't want to, but he had to. Hesitantly, his fingers gripped the bottom of her shirt, and gently lifted it upward to find the source of the blood. There.

Suddenly, Mitsukake's face turned red and hot. He grabbed a tissue and held it to his nose, where it became stained red.

"AAHH NOSEBLEED!!!" screamed Mitsu, before running to the nearest ladies' room to get more tissue. After a few more seconds, sounds of him getting his ass kicked could be heard.

Chan just happened to be watching and reminded herself to kill Mitsukake after this scene was over.

"The sign of a true dirty old man..." she said to herself as she thought about Mitsukake's nosebleed.

"CUT!!!" yelled Jacob, switching the camera off. Chan leered at him.

"That's my line!!"

Jacob pretended to pout back at her, poking his lips out and narrowing his eyes as well. "Sure it is..."

Seconds later...

"There was a scene of senseless violence that followed this after Mitsukake came out of the ladies' room; it is not to be shown for it contains very gory scenes not fit for a PG-13 story," reported Jacob, sweating nervously at the puddle of Mitsukake on the ground a few feet away.

"Yes, because I swore that I would not go above my rating in anything I write," said Chan, who began mopping up what was left of Mitsukake with a janitor's mop.

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CLICK.

After laughing themselves hysterical, the cast and fans of The Reconciliation flipped off the television. The noise and excitement of the room became so noisy, that Chan clamped her hands over her ears and retreated from the room, making sure to close the door behind her.

Several seconds later, the door opened and a single person stepped out before closing it once again.

"Chan... now you must live up to your promise..." Mitsukake stated, raising one eyebrow at the author.

Chan smiled innocently up at him. "And what would that be?"

"Let's see... well, according to this document, at the end of this story, you were supposed to pay me 1,000,000,000 ¥, plus the hospital payments."

"...oh shit."

"Yes... So where's the money?" Mitsukake demanded, suddenly appearing far more threatening than he had before.

Chan, now sweating nervously, began to creep for the door.

"Not here!"

"...what!? WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING TO!?!?!?!"

And with that final quotation, Mitsukake dropped every paper that he had been holding and persued Miss Yoruyamatiha, that is, until he ran into the wall and fainted, giving Chan an easy getaway...

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A/N: That was the stupidest thing I've ever written, lol. Couldn't resist, though. ^_^ Well, I hope everyone enjoyed these lame little bloopers, and remember, they have NO significance within the actual story; they're just a little extra added on for humor. (Was there any?) Please review! If they weren't funny... you can pretend they were! Haha, just kidding. Thanks for putting up with me!

Chan Yoruyamatiha