Slayer from the Hood

By neo_wolf

Disclaimer:I do not own any buffy or Angel charcacters ,My boy Joss Whedon created them,I dis creat Malcom the warlock.

Rating:R,For language.

Summary:Buffy is acting like she's from the Hood . after a Warlock from Harlem puts a spell on her.

It was a dark Tuesday night,Buffy was Patroling and she was board because there was no action Tonight.

Buffy:This has got to be the most boring night since I lost my virginity to Angel!

Suddenly she here's a scream.She runs and see's a warlock trying to suck out the energy of a man.

Warlock:Im gonna suck out all your energy Sucka! Nobody breaks a deal with me!

Scared man:Please Malcom,dont!I was really going to pay you back!

Malcom:Bull Shit! You came to California to Hide from me,You thought since I live in New York I would bother coming here,but you gussed wrong! I never let anyone break a deal! I don't give a shit if they go hiding to china!I'll still come after them!

The warlock starts sucking his energy out,suddenly he's kicked hard to the back,throwing him against a wall.

Buffy(To the scared man)Get out of here!

The scared man runs off very fast.

The warlock gets up looking mad with his eyes glowing red.

Malcom:Who the fuck do you think you are You white Biotch???

Buffy:If I had a dollar for everytime a bad piece of shit like you said that to me I would be a millonair.Im The Slayer.

The warlock Looks surprised.

Malcom:The slayer eh?,Well my sweet little white hoe,Its time for me to Funk you up!

He Flies at buffy throwing evil dark magic at her,And one beam hits her.It throws buffy across the street. She gets up.

Buffy:OK,Now im pissed off!

Buffy charges at the warlock and gives him a kick to the head and a punch combination,The warlock is in trouble and hurt badly,He gets an idea.He throws a beam at her that blinds her for a few seconds,He composes himself,He knows he wont win this fight.

Malcom:Well im off now bitch but before I go im goning to put a curse on you!

The Warlock produces a very bright light and chants a spell.

Malcom:Fishizle my nizzle!Make this white hoe act like a dizzle!

The flash hits buffy and she's knocked out.The Warlock Transport himself away at the same time.

Spike,Xander and willow are walking,looking for buffy.

Willow:She was supposed to have come home about half and hour ago,We had plans to go to the bronze.

Xander:I hope nothing bad happened to her!

Spike:Shut up welp!Thinking bad is not a good thing,Im sure Buffy is alright.

Suddenly they see buffy laying on the floor across the street.They run to her and Spike gets down next to her. Spike:Buffy,Luv wake up.

Xander and Willow have a nervouse look on their faces.

Buffy oipens her eyes slowly.

Spike,Xander and Willow at the same time:Buffy are you OK!

Buffy:What in the Fo happened to me?

Suddenly she remembers.

Buffy:FISHIZZLE MY NIZZLE! IM GONNA FUCK UP THAT NIGGA UP! Stupid MOFO!!!

Spike,Xander and Willow are taken aback.They look at buffy strangley.

Buffy:What in the Dizzle is your Problem Biotches!???

To be continued...

Review please if you want me to continue the story.By the way,For any person who thinks what I wrote is racist I would like to say

1.Im Black 2.And we black people have a sense of humor.