Story 2: The Pickup Truck
Moose: We're back!
Raven: Thanks for the good reviews!
Moose: Yeah…. *mumbles under breath* Suckers….
Raven: *hits Moose*
Moose: *scratches back of head* Umm, I mean valued readers!
Raven: *falls over anime style*
Moose: Disclaimer. Oh no, not this again! Why do we need that stupid piece of thing!? Who's volunteering!? I'm not doing this! Hell no!
Raven: Hmm…. I nominate Wheeler.
Moose: Me, too!
Joey: What!? Objection! I did this the last time!
Raven and Moose: Overruled!
Joey: Aw, man! Okay…. Moose and Raven are two bumbling idiots that have no life so they write this. They don't even have money, so they can't publish it for real nor own Yugioh! HA!
Raven: That wasn't in the script.
Moose: *takes out big mallet*
Raven: *nicely* Now what are you supposed to say Joey?
Joey: *eyes the mallet* Uh…. *droning* Moose…and….Raven…do…own…Yu-gi-oh…. WAIT! YOU TWO DON'T OWN YUGIOH!
Raven: What about the rest of the script?
Joey: *eyes mallet again* THEY'RE ALL RICH SPOILED MILLIONAIRES! HAPPY!?
Moose: ^_^ Thanks! Even though it's a lie….
And now it actually starts.
"It's a good thing that we found this virtual pickup truck." Serenity commented.
"Yeah!" Said Duke. "Too bad it's not a virtual limo…."
As if magic, the green virtual pickup truck immediately turned into a sleek black virtual limo. Joey, being the chuffer, immediately braked the car and had a fit. "Holy cow!" He yelled.
(Moose: MOOOO!)
"Hey Joey, what makes a cow holy?" Yugi asked his friend.
"Umm…his sneakers?" Joey guessed, scratching his head.
"No, its milk! We use their milk to make dairy products! Cheese, cream, yogurt, ice cream…. AND DON'T FORGET BUTTER!" Yugi yelled happily.
(Raven: *muttering* I hate dairy products….)
"Dude, I'm not driving this limo. I'm nobody's servant!" Joey complained as he got off the driver's seat.
A thought bubble pops up from Joey's head visibly where he is imagining himself in that same wacky dog suit that Duke made him wear once doing the Macarena. He started dancing, as a spotlight fell on him. A virtual bird flies into the scene and pops the thought bubble.
"GAH!" Joey cried. "Hmm…. If it became a virtual limo just by words…I wonder…."
(Raven: Wow, Joey's thinking! Quick, get the doctors!)
"HOW ABOUT A MONSTER TRUCK!?" Joey cried.
Suddenly, the black limo disappeared in a puff of smoke and what was left was…you guessed it, a monster truck. Joey climbed in the front seat…uh I mean the mouth of the monster truck.
Heavy metal music starts playing. Joey starts doing wheelies across the screen as his friends watched and sweat dropped.
Suddenly, Yugi's brain juice started flowing. "CHOO! CHOO!" He yelled happily. Immediately the monster truck became a long toy train. Joey was sitting on the first car and is wearing a tacky engineer suit while having trouble balancing himself on the smoke stack. "Gah! Change it someone!" He yelled.
"How about a motorcycle?" Said Tea.
In a puff of smoke, the toy train disappeared and everyone was balanced on top of a motorcycle as Joey drove.
Joey was speechless. "…."
They started riding. Suddenly, a fork appeared in the road and Joey started to make a sharp turn.
"Joey, turn left!" Serenity yelled.
"Okay, but you guys should lean to the right!" Joey yelled back.
"We need something more comfortable to ride in than this." Tristan chirped in monkey language, considering he was piled under the weight of Tea, Yugi (Yami), Duke and Serenity.
"Can anyone understand him?" Duke asked.
"Nope." Answered everyone.
Tristan was speechless. "…."
'How about a horse drawn chariot?' Yami asked Yugi as he crossed his arms, floating in midair.
"YEAH!" Yugi agreed. "That's a great idea! Hey everyone, Yami suggests a horse drawn chariot!"
"WHAT!?" Joey screamed as he suddenly ended up standing on a chariot while the reins of the horses are in his hands. "WHOA!" He yelled as the horses went wild and started rearing up. The chariots stops and it sent Joey flying out of the chariot and landed face first into some mud. Or was it horse manure?
(Moose: I say definitely manure.
Raven: No arguments there.)
"Stupid horses!" Joey said, shaking his fist at one of the horses.
One of the horses snorted and kicked Joey with its hind legs, sending Joey flying off to…somewhere.
"EEE EEE EEE!" Tristan screeched, jumping up and down. The horse drawn chariot disappeared as the virtual automobile became a banana shaped car.
"Trust a monkey to come up with an idea like this." Duke complained.
Tristan clapped his paws together, while jumping up and down.
"I'm not driving this stupid banana car!" Joey complained.
"Let's just settle for the virtual pick up truck, okay?" Serenity asked.
And then, they were back where they started, the green virtual pickup truck.
Moose: That was short….
Raven: And sweet….
Joey: You made me sound like a total moron in this one!
Raven: That's because you are….
Joey: Hmm, I didn't realize that.
Moose: Well that would be the end…. You should be leaving now.
(*sigh* Do we have to do this again!? GO HOME!)
(STILL HERE!? GAH! LEAVE OUR PROPERTY BEFORE WE RELEASE THE HOUNDS, UHH, THE GIGATECH WOLVES!)
(The end is here, people. THE REAL END!)
