The Untold Stories of Yugioh

Story 2: The Confession Session Part I.

Moose: Sorry for the long update….

Raven: We're so lazy…. XD

Moose: Of course. This chapter is when we force the Yugioh cast to spit out their

deepest secrets…. MWHAHAHAHA….

Raven: Yup…wouldn't you love to know what they are…kukukukuku!

Moose: The disclaimer! Wheeler!

Joey: *grumbles* Moose and Raven do not own Yugioh….

Moose and Raven: *don't notice about the 'do not part'*

Moose: And now it starts!

The Yugioh cast found themselves in a large church, where they were confused on why they were there in the first place.

"Uh, what's going on?" Tea asked blinking. 'I remembered that I was at the library. How did I get here?"

"You flew…." Came the sarcastic reply. The whole gang turned to see a fourteen-year-old girl emerging from one of the hallways of the church.

"Sure…I flew." Tea rolled her eyes.

"You all are here for a confession session. You will confine all your deepest secrets to our father." Raven told them gravely.

"Sounds like we stepped into some lame movie, Yug." Joey snickered, elbowing his friend. "Hey! What makes you think we'll confess?"

"You know you wanna." Raven said smugly. "Plus, if you don't we'll have a problem, wont' we?" She pulled out a silver dagger and unsheathed it.

"…."

"Ahhh!" Joey screamed as he backed off to the church door and tried to wrenchit open, but it was stuck fast. "Let us out!"

"Too bad," Raven smirked. She turned to the rest of the Yugioh cast, dagger still held in hand. "You all would confess, won't you?"

"Y-, yes…." They chorused as Raven beamed.

"I know you would." Raven snickered. Under her breath, she muttered, "Suckers."

Another fourteen-year-old girl emerged from the darkness. She was wearing all sorts of priest stuff.

"This sucks!" Moose complained. "I'm going to change!" And she did. Moose returned this time in her usual black punky stuff.

"Yugi/Yami," said Raven. "You're up first! Aren't you lucky…."

"…."

Yugi/Yami went into the confessional booths as Moose took her place as the 'father'.

"First is Yugi," Said Raven, opening the door. "Take off the puzzle." Yugi complied and stepped into the booth.

"What's your deepest secrets?" asked Moose through the window.

"I have two," replied Yugi.

"SPIT 'EM OUT SHORTY!"

"You're just as short as me."

"…."

"You are."


"Just spit 'em out!"

"Ok, well first, I don't believe in the heart of the cards," Yugi said, causing Moose to gasp.

"They're just frigging cardboard." Yugi added. "Second, I cheat to win duels."

"I knew it!" Moose yelled loudly.

"…."

"Okay, Yami's next." Moose grinned, as she closed the recorder, smirking in the dark. I'm going to make millions selling this she chuckled to herself.

Yugi replaced his puzzle on his neck. Yami appeared and entered the booth.

"You know, I will absolutely not do this," Yami grunted.

"Yeah you will!" Raven snarled from somewhere. "Or I'll kill you."

"I'm already dead," Yami said in a matter-of-fact-tone.

"True…." Moose agreed.

"Then we'll make you deader!" Raven suggested from the darkness.

"…is that possible?" Yami asked cautiously.

"Yes…." Raven replied.

"Fine…."

"Okay…." Moose rubbed her hands greedily. "What are your deepest, most unknown secrets? Name all of them!"

"Well…." Yami stuttered, trying to stall for time.

"WHAT?!"

"Okay! Sheesh! I actually have no faith in Joey's dueling skills! All his skills is based on dumb luck!"

"True…." Moose replied.

Joey popped up in a little bubble. "Why I oughta!" he said.

"Your dueling skills do rely on dumb luck Wheeler!" Said Moose.

"Damn you amateurs! Joey Wheeler is pure skill! Skill!" Joey screamed, shaking his fist.

Moose pulled out a short sword and popped Joey's bubble.

"Hey!" Joey complained as the bubble popped.

"Moving on…." Moose said as she replaced the short word by her side. "Anything else?"

"Well…um…err…." Yami stuttered.

"Say it or else!" Moose said, her hand reaching for the short sword.

"Even Yugi doesn't know this! I'm bald…." Yami said, embarrassed.

"How that happened? Your dad made you shave your head? Lice?" Moose snickered.

"No! I bout the wrong brand of gel! Or rather, Yugi did! He got hair remover gel instead!" Yami retaliated angrily.

"…that's…freaky…couldn't you just buy hair growth stuff?"

"No. Yugi spends all the duel money on candy and toy trains."

"Take off your wig Yami." Moose smirked, an idea occurring to her.

"Hell no!"

"Yeah!"

"NO!"

"Yeah!"

"Ask me again, and I'll send you to the shadow realm!"

"You…you can't do that!"

"Yes I can!"

"Can't!"

"AIWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Someone screamed from overhead. Both Yami and Moose looked to see Raven swinging from the curtain and over Yami's head, and at the same time, grabbed hold on Yami's wig before he could stop her.

Moose quickly pulled out a camera. "Kodak moment!" She said, smirking evilly. "Say ebay!" She said.

"Ebay!" Said Yami, striking a pose. "Hey...wait!"

"Too late!" Raven cheered as the flash went off. She hooked the camera onto her laptop and started uploading the picture, all the while laughing at the bald Yami.

"Here's your wig!" She threw Yami his wig with great force, which sent him backwards as his wig struck him on his stomach.

"Mind…crush!" Yami said through gritted teeth, but before he could do what he intended, Moose cried out, "Take him away!"

Two strong moose came in and dragged him out, as he screamed and kick. Good thing he put his wig on though.

"I'll get someone else." Raven said as she shut her laptop and left the room. She came back leading Rebecca and Teddy.

Raven and Moose each took Rebecca and Teddy into a booth. Moose had Teddy and Raven had Rebecca.

"Okay, kid. Spit it!" Raven said, leaning on the booth and turned on the recorder.

"I only have one secret." Rebecca said easily. "I'm going steady with Teddy."

"Interesting…." Moose said thoughtfully.

"Yup! Yup! Grr! I'm going steady with Rebeccay! Grr!" Teddy snarled from the other booth.

"Very, very interesting…." Raven said as she sweat dropped.

"Are you sure you don't have any other secrets?" Moose said prodding the girl.

"Nope!" Rebecca said. "And you better not tell anyone what I said! Or what Teddy said!"

"Yup! Yup! Grr!"

"You're secret's safe for now." Moose said reassuringly.

"…."

"Next!" Raven announced as she easily pulled Rebecca and Teddy out of the booth. She came back dragging Duke Devilin.

"Okay Dice Boy. You're lucky Moose is your fan girl." Raven smirked as she shoved him in the booth.

"What fan girl?" Moose asked with shifty eyes.

Raven coughed.

"Okay…." Duke said uneasily.

"Alrighty. Duke, what is your deepest secret?" Moose asked.

"Umm…the idea of Dungeon Dice Monster is actually not mine." Duke admitted.

"Why am I not surprised…." Raven muttered from under her breath.

"Scary…." Moose agreed.

"So would that explain the body wash ashore a month ago we found? I mean that guys had a blueprint of the system…." Raven said, thoughtfully.

"Erm, what body?" Duke asked uneasily.

"Nothing that would concern you." Raven waved it off coolly. "Next!" She dragged Duke out and entered with Tristan and Joey.

"Oh boy…."

(Oi. And that be end of el chapter!)

Moose: Blek.

Raven: Boring, boring chapter….

Moose: How true….

(STILL HERE!? GO AWAY!)

(GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS THAT YOU'RE ON MY PROPERTY!)

(YOU HEAR ME!? THIS IS THE END! THE END!!!!)