Learning with Shippou: Chapter 2

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As Kagome prepared for school, Shippou went into her living room. He sat in front of there average sized television set, flicking it on. He grabbed the remote, turning to Nickelodean.

The Fairly Oddparents was on. Shippou bobbed his head along with the theme song. He paid attention as the episode began:

Timmy Turner's babysitter, Vicky brought her new dog to Timmy's house one night. She paid more attention to her dog, than to the miserable 10 year old, Timmy. Shippou laughed out loud whenever Timmy wished he could be Vicky's dog.

After that, Timmy began to regret his wish, whenever Vicky rambled on and on about getting him fixed.

Shippou watched in complete awe, when a question came to mind...

*~~~~~~~~~~~~Feudal Era~~~~~~~~~~~*

"Inu-yasha, have you ever been fixed?"

Inu-yasha gagged, shoking on his Ramen noodles. He quickly spat them out.

Shippou and Inu-yasha were sitting near the well. Sango and Kagome had gone to a hot springs they discovered, and Miroku was peeping. (Inu- yasha had the bandages ready.) Inu-yasha was devouring a bowl of Ramen, as Shippou innocently nibbled on a vegetable dumpling.

"Where did you hear that?!?!" Inu-yasha snapped, setting his bowl down.

"Television."

Inu-yasha grunted. "Do you even know what getting fixed means?"

"No. But it said it happens to dogs, and you are half dog..."

Inu-yasha winced, sick images coming into his mind. He looked calmly down at Shippou, an anger cross appearing over his left ear.

Shippou tilted his head to the right a little, looking back at him.

"Ummm..." Shippou muttered. "What does it mean then?"

Inu-yasha sweat dropped. "I'll tell you whenever your head, along with your brain, is a decent size..."

With that, Inu-yasha got up, and walked into the forest surrounding them. Shippou stared, his eyes as small as the Tellitubbies success rate. [A/N: XD I don't own that. O.o]

Shippou shrugged. "It sucks being a kid..."

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Shippou: No one ever tells me anything!!!

Chibish:....I know....Aw well! ^o^ People tell me stuff!

Shippou: -sigh- And I'm older than you...Who knows how long ago I was born..

Chibish: Yeah, you're right. O.o If it wasn't for the well, you would be dead!

Shippou: o.o The thought frightens me...

Chibish: __O Yeah...whatever...Anywhos, people out there, please review. ^o^