Title: One of these things…
Genre: Gundam Wing
Pairing: 1x2
Chapter: 1/1
Disclaimer: **Makes stick diagram of stick Angel waving around GW flag on her white board.** This is me. **Erases picture and draws stick Angel squashed by Bandai's lawsuit** This is me, claiming to own Gundam Wing. What did we learn today?
Notes: I don't even know where this came from. Jessica, probably…
Summary: One of these things just isn't like the others…
Any Warnings Now? Yeah, a few…I'm in a silly mood, and beware of the tiny self insert….what? I needed a pizza girl!
"One of these things just isn't like the others; one of these things just isn't the same!"
The look on Heero's face was priceless. And if Quatre had a video camera laying around, Duo was sure he'd of taped it and sent it to Wufei as a Christmas present.
"One of these things just isn't like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong!"
Well, at the rate Duo was singing, Heero figured if he didn't kill him, someone else would. Hopefully.
"Duo, shut up!" Duo snickered, jumping from the bed he sat on to the floor, racing towards the door as he began to sing the verse again. Luckily, he was saved by the doorbell ringing. War hero's needed junk food just like anyone else, and Duo was no exception. Racing to the door, he slid along the hardwood floor, nearly crashing into the wall.[1] Opening the door, he came face to face with the pizza girl. Her name was Tobias; she always was the one delivering to them. Apparently, her friend owned the pizza shop, and since Duo liked to invite her in occasionally, they got a deal on the pizza. "You know the drill. Hand up, money out." The brunette girl stated, pointing the cherry red lollipop that had formally resided in her mouth at the teen. Duo grinned. "Angel, love, you know you want to give it to us free of charge. Come on…we're war heroes!" The girl rolled her eyes, looking over her glasses as Duo sighed. "Fine. I'll pay the money. But I wont like it!" Tobias smirked. "No, but Jess will. Where's your lover boy?" Duo pointed into the apartment as the pizza was handed over. "Ah. Well, tell him I say hi." With a salute, the girl took off, twirling her motorbike keys around her fingers. Duo had actually been the one to fix up said bike…another reason the two ex-pilots got their diner at Jessie's Pizza so often.
"Tobi says hiya, Hee-chan!" Duo called, bringing the pizza into the kitchen. Heero appeared in the kitchen not long after Duo sat down with a slice of pizza. "Duo, I worry about your relationship with our pizza girl." Heero stated, smirking. Duo leaned across the table as Heero sat down to kiss him. " Do you really need to?" he asked, finishing his pizza in one bite.
"Yes."
Duo stuck out his tongue and started to sing again.
"One of these things just isn't like the others…"
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Okay…not only was that pointless…..it wasn't even that amusing. **sighs** blame sugar. Blame school. Blame the fact that it's a long weekend!
[1] – I actually always do this when I'm getting the door. Only it's more ' Slids down stairs into door.' ^_^()
