Ode to My Crabula
My Crabula has a red shell
And he's prone to fits of giggles.
When he is happy you can tell
Because his tail wiggles.
My Crabula has eyes on stalks
And a pair of great big claws.
When I take him on long walks
He likes to pinch my paws.
My Crabula is rather funny
But I love him anyway.
His disposition's always sunny,
So he brightens up my day.
My Crabula is awful nice
So please do not be afraid
Of his big claws that slice and dice.
That's just how he was made.
My Crabula might pinch you
If you pay him no attention,
But that's just because he likes you.
He has no bad intention.
PinchyButton is the name
Of my Crabula so fine.
No matter what we'll stay the same.
He will always be mine.
My Crabula has a red shell
And he's prone to fits of giggles.
When he is happy you can tell
Because his tail wiggles.
My Crabula has eyes on stalks
And a pair of great big claws.
When I take him on long walks
He likes to pinch my paws.
My Crabula is rather funny
But I love him anyway.
His disposition's always sunny,
So he brightens up my day.
My Crabula is awful nice
So please do not be afraid
Of his big claws that slice and dice.
That's just how he was made.
My Crabula might pinch you
If you pay him no attention,
But that's just because he likes you.
He has no bad intention.
PinchyButton is the name
Of my Crabula so fine.
No matter what we'll stay the same.
He will always be mine.
