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"Ta da! It's finished! Now to go get me some suckers!" Eddy laughs greedily. He snaps his finger and instantly Ed tromps on over to him laughing. He salutes to Eddy and sticks his tongue out waiting for orders. (He's been trained well... lol!) "Round up the kids from the cul-de-sac and bring them here to the forest. And please avoid the Kanker sisters this time!"
"I will serve thee well, Eddy!" He yells. He runs out the forest following the orders.
Eddy, bored for the moment steals a look at Edd. He thinks: 'How come he gets chest hairs and I don't? Lucky nerd.' He now stares at Edd and decides to do something he hasn't done in a while: talk to him.
"Uh, hey." He speaks nervously. 'Why am I so nervous? It's just Double D for Pete's sake!' The gloomy Edd, hunched over his large book and reading with engrossed eyes, suddenly breaks out of his 'reading spell' and looks up cautiously at Eddy. He doesn't say anything except look at Eddy with a look of 'yes? What is it?'
"Uhh..." Eddy hesitates. 'Man! This is so weird! Why am I like this? I've been best friends with this guy for years!'
Edd finally finds his voice and says in his low voice, "What would you like to say to me?" Eddy winced at his voice; it was too low and different to him. Having a new voice seemed to make Edd weirder along with his new personality. Edd noticed his flinching and the reason for it. He blushed slightly and buried his head further down into his book.
"I just wanted to see how you was doing that's all!" Eddy exclaims. 'Man, he is really getting on my nerves!'
Silently Edd replies while shaking his head, " That's 'were,' not 'was.'... Anyhow, I am fine I suppose. Thank-you for asking." With glassy eyes he turns to his book and starts to read. Just as Eddy was about to question him if he really was okay Ed turned up with grumbling kids behind him.
Chuckling, he booms out to Eddy, "Here they are, Eddy. All of them except for the trailer-living Kanker sisters!" He whispers in Eddy's ear, "Sarah told me to buy her cherry lip gloss if she doesn't like this. Do you have any money I can borrow in case that happens?" He looks pleadingly at Eddy.
Eddy, "That's why we are doing this Monobrow! We're flat broke!"
"But Double D isn't!" Ed declares.
"Yea, but he's saving it for that same electron microscope he started saving for, like, five years ago!"
"Oh..." Ed doesn't get it. Eddy ignores him and goes on with his scam.
"Come one, come all! And take a bite out of this deeee-licious quiche! The food of the gods!" He yells out to the uninterested kids.
"That ain't no quiche ya dork! It's just some yellow goop in a crude plastic bowl!" Kevin says angrily. He then laughs and heads back to the cul- de-sac. As he does he adds one more thing, "These dorks will NEVER change! [Laughs cruelly]"
"Brainy Ed boy is different, Kevin. He has changed as much as a sweet potato from Uncle's land to an orange carrot stick!" Rolf states. Kevin stops walking and heads back to Rolf.
All the kids look at him and in a sense he's right. Edd notices that they all, even the absent minded Ed, look at him. Edd stands up in front of them, waiting for something to happen.
"In a way he's right, Kevin. Double D..." Nazz walks up to Edd. In the past Edd would have melted or fainted right at the moment but he now coolly looks at her with a disturbed look. "How come you are different? You barely are like how you used to be." She looks sadly at him.
Edd stays silent.
"Maybe he's been put under a spell by the Cup People of Notre Dame and they have taken him to his lair of sticky tape on both sides and then plopped a robot here who is also under a spell that looks like Double D!" Rambles on Ed.
All kids, except Double D, give Ed this look ¬.¬)
"Yeaaaa, so, what is the reason?" Eddy questions him.
Edd looks down at the ground and suddenly begins walking away.
"HEY, hey! What's the problem? We're just asking a simple question. Sheesh!" Eddy irritably says.
Edd opens his mouth and says...
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AHH! A cliffy! Ha ha! Guess ya gonna have to wait until the next chapter! Ha ha! Anyway...
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"Ta da! It's finished! Now to go get me some suckers!" Eddy laughs greedily. He snaps his finger and instantly Ed tromps on over to him laughing. He salutes to Eddy and sticks his tongue out waiting for orders. (He's been trained well... lol!) "Round up the kids from the cul-de-sac and bring them here to the forest. And please avoid the Kanker sisters this time!"
"I will serve thee well, Eddy!" He yells. He runs out the forest following the orders.
Eddy, bored for the moment steals a look at Edd. He thinks: 'How come he gets chest hairs and I don't? Lucky nerd.' He now stares at Edd and decides to do something he hasn't done in a while: talk to him.
"Uh, hey." He speaks nervously. 'Why am I so nervous? It's just Double D for Pete's sake!' The gloomy Edd, hunched over his large book and reading with engrossed eyes, suddenly breaks out of his 'reading spell' and looks up cautiously at Eddy. He doesn't say anything except look at Eddy with a look of 'yes? What is it?'
"Uhh..." Eddy hesitates. 'Man! This is so weird! Why am I like this? I've been best friends with this guy for years!'
Edd finally finds his voice and says in his low voice, "What would you like to say to me?" Eddy winced at his voice; it was too low and different to him. Having a new voice seemed to make Edd weirder along with his new personality. Edd noticed his flinching and the reason for it. He blushed slightly and buried his head further down into his book.
"I just wanted to see how you was doing that's all!" Eddy exclaims. 'Man, he is really getting on my nerves!'
Silently Edd replies while shaking his head, " That's 'were,' not 'was.'... Anyhow, I am fine I suppose. Thank-you for asking." With glassy eyes he turns to his book and starts to read. Just as Eddy was about to question him if he really was okay Ed turned up with grumbling kids behind him.
Chuckling, he booms out to Eddy, "Here they are, Eddy. All of them except for the trailer-living Kanker sisters!" He whispers in Eddy's ear, "Sarah told me to buy her cherry lip gloss if she doesn't like this. Do you have any money I can borrow in case that happens?" He looks pleadingly at Eddy.
Eddy, "That's why we are doing this Monobrow! We're flat broke!"
"But Double D isn't!" Ed declares.
"Yea, but he's saving it for that same electron microscope he started saving for, like, five years ago!"
"Oh..." Ed doesn't get it. Eddy ignores him and goes on with his scam.
"Come one, come all! And take a bite out of this deeee-licious quiche! The food of the gods!" He yells out to the uninterested kids.
"That ain't no quiche ya dork! It's just some yellow goop in a crude plastic bowl!" Kevin says angrily. He then laughs and heads back to the cul- de-sac. As he does he adds one more thing, "These dorks will NEVER change! [Laughs cruelly]"
"Brainy Ed boy is different, Kevin. He has changed as much as a sweet potato from Uncle's land to an orange carrot stick!" Rolf states. Kevin stops walking and heads back to Rolf.
All the kids look at him and in a sense he's right. Edd notices that they all, even the absent minded Ed, look at him. Edd stands up in front of them, waiting for something to happen.
"In a way he's right, Kevin. Double D..." Nazz walks up to Edd. In the past Edd would have melted or fainted right at the moment but he now coolly looks at her with a disturbed look. "How come you are different? You barely are like how you used to be." She looks sadly at him.
Edd stays silent.
"Maybe he's been put under a spell by the Cup People of Notre Dame and they have taken him to his lair of sticky tape on both sides and then plopped a robot here who is also under a spell that looks like Double D!" Rambles on Ed.
All kids, except Double D, give Ed this look ¬.¬)
"Yeaaaa, so, what is the reason?" Eddy questions him.
Edd looks down at the ground and suddenly begins walking away.
"HEY, hey! What's the problem? We're just asking a simple question. Sheesh!" Eddy irritably says.
Edd opens his mouth and says...
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AHH! A cliffy! Ha ha! Guess ya gonna have to wait until the next chapter! Ha ha! Anyway...
