Short author note:
Every1! The ages of ALL the characters is this!:
All the Eds and Kankers are: 15 (except, because Edd is most mature, I made him half a year older...)
Rolf and Kevin: 17
Nazz: 16
Jonny 2x4: 13
Jimmy: 10
Sarah: 11
The reason I put this down is because the characters in the show are revealed as such (from a person who wrote this and said it was said by Danny Antonucci (in an interview maybe?); the creator of the show):
Eds and Kankers: 12 years
Rolf and Kevin: 14
Nazz: 13
Jonny 2x4: 10
Jimmy: 7
Sarah: 8
(I just added 3 years to each and viola!)
I hope this chapter is very suspenseful. I prefer it that way because I'm evil! No... really I'm not. (You may have noticed, I have a TERRIBLE habit of using ellipses. You know, those "dots": ...)
Oh well... (Ahh, I did it again!)
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"Oh no. Look who popped up." Sarah complains.
"It's the duo commonly known as the dorks!" Kevin starts to laugh.
"We ain't no dorks!" Yelled an enraged Eddy.
"Aw, come on Eddy. We hafta go!" Ed whined.
"Keep your shorts on, I'm coming!" Eddy exclaims.
"Where ya guys going?" Questions Nazz.
"We're going to Double D's to see what's wrong with him. I say all he needs is a pile of bricks to fall on his head and he'll be good as new!" Ed gives a goofy smile.
Sarah and Nazz roll their eyes. Rolf, Kevin, Jimmy, and Johnny give him a weird look. Eddy looks peeved.
"Rrright. So what's it to ya?" Eddy asks Kevin.
"Well uh..." He hesitates.
"We're going there too and I guess just... force him to tell us. I dunno. We can't think of anything better to do. He's just always too..." Nazz tries to think of the right word.
"Secretive is the right word. Ah yes. He is too enigmatic from us humble citizens of the cul-de-sac. We must force it out of him!" Rolf yells.
"No need. I-I'm right here." Edd stammers in a quiet voice.
All the kids turn around to see a nervous Edd right behind them. He looks uncomfortable and takes a step back at the sudden movement.
"Double D! W-What's been going on!?" Eddy yells.
Edd looks down to the ground and thinks on what to say.
"We've been worried sick about you! We were just heading to your house!" Nazz says.
"To do what? Force me to talk?" Edd appears hurt.
"What else can we do? You never DO talk to us!" Eddy complains.
All the other kids yell in agreement.
"Let's tie him down!" Rolf commands.
Within a few seconds Edd is seen tied up in rope on the ground. He didn't yell once while he was.
"Good job baby sister!" Ed tells Sarah. She had tied Edd well enough that he couldn't move.
"Yea, way to go!" Jimmy adds.
"Now speak!" Rolf glares down at Edd.
They all stare at Edd, waiting. Edd doesn't look back at them. He doesn't do anything. But then they see a single wet tear roll gently and swiftly down his right cheek.
"Double D?" Eddy asks quietly.
"Don't call me that. I have no name." Edd somewhat angrily says in his low voice.
"No name? I do not understand sad Edd... uh..." Rolf coughs nervously.
"I don't deserve one. At least I think I don't." Edd says with a slightly confused expression.
"Your name's Edward. We call you Double D. It's who you are." Nazz explains.
"No. It's not." Edd has more tears come down. He makes no noise; he even looks as if he is not aware of the tears.
"Then... who are you?" Johnny asks suddenly. Just then he feels juvenile asking such a question.
Edd shifts around.
"Please release me from this position. It is most uncomfortable. Of course... I already AM uncomfortable, but anyway..." Edd's voice drifts off.
Sarah slowly unties him.
"Okay. There you go. Now are you gonna tell us or not?" Sarah asks impatiently.
Edd gradually gets up. He dusts himself off without any look that he's going to talk.
"Please tell us." Jimmy pleads.
Edd raises an eyebrow, "Why do you all care to know? My life has been destroyed. Utterly... destroyed. Why bother talk about it?"
He sits back down and put his head on his knees and hugs his legs with his fragile arms. They are more fragile than usual Eddy notices. Eddy closely looks down at Edd.
"What?" He whispers aloud.
"What?" Rolf asks Eddy.
"Oh, I uh..." Eddy didn't realize he was thinking aloud. "Well..."
He turns to Edd who is crying with more noise now.
"Edward?" He asks.
Edd looks up in slight surprise at the mention of his real name.
"Why..." Eddy hesitates, "why are you so thin?"
Edd immediately looks embarrassed. He blushes a slight red.
"I uh..." He sees all the kids listening to him. That's something that never happens. "I don't eat... ever. I can't seem to." He answers.
"But you must eat! Like buttered toast and, and gravy!" [You know who said this...] Ed yells.
Edd laughs dryly at this.
"No. I'm too depressed to eat." He shakes his head.
All the kids have questions in their eyes...
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I'm sure my (new) readers do too. There is more than one reason for his behavior. Some you can guess, some you would have a hard time guessing. Anyway I hope you all like this chapter.
Every1! The ages of ALL the characters is this!:
All the Eds and Kankers are: 15 (except, because Edd is most mature, I made him half a year older...)
Rolf and Kevin: 17
Nazz: 16
Jonny 2x4: 13
Jimmy: 10
Sarah: 11
The reason I put this down is because the characters in the show are revealed as such (from a person who wrote this and said it was said by Danny Antonucci (in an interview maybe?); the creator of the show):
Eds and Kankers: 12 years
Rolf and Kevin: 14
Nazz: 13
Jonny 2x4: 10
Jimmy: 7
Sarah: 8
(I just added 3 years to each and viola!)
I hope this chapter is very suspenseful. I prefer it that way because I'm evil! No... really I'm not. (You may have noticed, I have a TERRIBLE habit of using ellipses. You know, those "dots": ...)
Oh well... (Ahh, I did it again!)
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"Oh no. Look who popped up." Sarah complains.
"It's the duo commonly known as the dorks!" Kevin starts to laugh.
"We ain't no dorks!" Yelled an enraged Eddy.
"Aw, come on Eddy. We hafta go!" Ed whined.
"Keep your shorts on, I'm coming!" Eddy exclaims.
"Where ya guys going?" Questions Nazz.
"We're going to Double D's to see what's wrong with him. I say all he needs is a pile of bricks to fall on his head and he'll be good as new!" Ed gives a goofy smile.
Sarah and Nazz roll their eyes. Rolf, Kevin, Jimmy, and Johnny give him a weird look. Eddy looks peeved.
"Rrright. So what's it to ya?" Eddy asks Kevin.
"Well uh..." He hesitates.
"We're going there too and I guess just... force him to tell us. I dunno. We can't think of anything better to do. He's just always too..." Nazz tries to think of the right word.
"Secretive is the right word. Ah yes. He is too enigmatic from us humble citizens of the cul-de-sac. We must force it out of him!" Rolf yells.
"No need. I-I'm right here." Edd stammers in a quiet voice.
All the kids turn around to see a nervous Edd right behind them. He looks uncomfortable and takes a step back at the sudden movement.
"Double D! W-What's been going on!?" Eddy yells.
Edd looks down to the ground and thinks on what to say.
"We've been worried sick about you! We were just heading to your house!" Nazz says.
"To do what? Force me to talk?" Edd appears hurt.
"What else can we do? You never DO talk to us!" Eddy complains.
All the other kids yell in agreement.
"Let's tie him down!" Rolf commands.
Within a few seconds Edd is seen tied up in rope on the ground. He didn't yell once while he was.
"Good job baby sister!" Ed tells Sarah. She had tied Edd well enough that he couldn't move.
"Yea, way to go!" Jimmy adds.
"Now speak!" Rolf glares down at Edd.
They all stare at Edd, waiting. Edd doesn't look back at them. He doesn't do anything. But then they see a single wet tear roll gently and swiftly down his right cheek.
"Double D?" Eddy asks quietly.
"Don't call me that. I have no name." Edd somewhat angrily says in his low voice.
"No name? I do not understand sad Edd... uh..." Rolf coughs nervously.
"I don't deserve one. At least I think I don't." Edd says with a slightly confused expression.
"Your name's Edward. We call you Double D. It's who you are." Nazz explains.
"No. It's not." Edd has more tears come down. He makes no noise; he even looks as if he is not aware of the tears.
"Then... who are you?" Johnny asks suddenly. Just then he feels juvenile asking such a question.
Edd shifts around.
"Please release me from this position. It is most uncomfortable. Of course... I already AM uncomfortable, but anyway..." Edd's voice drifts off.
Sarah slowly unties him.
"Okay. There you go. Now are you gonna tell us or not?" Sarah asks impatiently.
Edd gradually gets up. He dusts himself off without any look that he's going to talk.
"Please tell us." Jimmy pleads.
Edd raises an eyebrow, "Why do you all care to know? My life has been destroyed. Utterly... destroyed. Why bother talk about it?"
He sits back down and put his head on his knees and hugs his legs with his fragile arms. They are more fragile than usual Eddy notices. Eddy closely looks down at Edd.
"What?" He whispers aloud.
"What?" Rolf asks Eddy.
"Oh, I uh..." Eddy didn't realize he was thinking aloud. "Well..."
He turns to Edd who is crying with more noise now.
"Edward?" He asks.
Edd looks up in slight surprise at the mention of his real name.
"Why..." Eddy hesitates, "why are you so thin?"
Edd immediately looks embarrassed. He blushes a slight red.
"I uh..." He sees all the kids listening to him. That's something that never happens. "I don't eat... ever. I can't seem to." He answers.
"But you must eat! Like buttered toast and, and gravy!" [You know who said this...] Ed yells.
Edd laughs dryly at this.
"No. I'm too depressed to eat." He shakes his head.
All the kids have questions in their eyes...
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I'm sure my (new) readers do too. There is more than one reason for his behavior. Some you can guess, some you would have a hard time guessing. Anyway I hope you all like this chapter.
