Cinimond: First of all I would like to clear up one thing I am not a
turnip, I am a carrot and yes I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh so I am in breach of...
whatever I don't like disclaimer anyway.
????: The turnip thing is subject to debate.
Cinimond: Why don't you have a display name, and you're the one who tied me up and Parasite Paraside cannot be sacrificed for Checkmate okay.
Kaino: Who cares it's a Fanfic nothing suppose to make sense, like why I am wearing a red T-shirt with a long coat.
Celvise: Okay there are very few people who can pull of that look and make it work, you however DON'T.
Kaino: So sew me. Celvise: I can't afford a lawyer. Kaino: I'll pay for him. Celvise: See you in court. Kaino: Tuesday or Thursday. Celvise: Chips are 20% off on Tuesdays. Kaino: Okay then *both staring each other down*.
Cinimond (Bewildered): erm okay oh with the Chapter, and who are you. ????: Find out later.
Chapter 2: can't think of a chapter name so I'll it Fred *Everyone AF*
Kaino: Okay this Deck stinks. Celvise: He must of kept it near a biodegradable substance or worst.
Kaino (Moving on swiftly): on to the next Dual.
???? *Running like a maniac on a pogo stick for unknown reasons*: Wait up.
Kaino: Oh if it isn't erm... what is your name.
????: -_- if you can't remember I ain't telling you.
Kaino: Okay let's see how long you can put up with you, him, it, he, his and so forth.
Him (This is just a reference not his name): Okay but just because you don't remember my name doesn't mean you've forgotten who I am right *Stares evilly*.
Kaino: Pharaonic Deck right.
Him: Hurray.
Kaino: you want to Dual then. Him: No I want your help I need some help to double Dual some guys down at the arcade who need to be taught a lesson. Kaino: I get to choose the Deck I get okay. Him: Deal and we'll face each other in the Finals.
Kaino: Let's go.
Several scenes of expensive police chases and carrots invading the Earth.
Kaino: Okay let's see we both have no strategic battle. Him: Nope. Kaino: I Decks are in no way going to be able to help each others. Him: Correct. Kaino: And these two specialist in double Duals. Him: Uh huh. Kaino: Let's get it on.
Kaino: Hey you two.
Ollie & Sam: Wat.
Kaino: Nice hair cut *everyone AF*.
Him: Are you two the ones who've been claiming you beat me.
Ollie: Sam's idea *gets slapped* well it was. Sam: I know I just like hitting you. Anyway we've been meaning to draw you into the open and now we can get your Deck that would be great for Decks with all your cards.
Ollie: and you were our next target so this is great. Sam: Okay we are going to have a double Dual and it will start with which ever one of you want to start and Monsters in defence mode can block direct attacks on their partners and we can sacrifice each others Monsters and finally we will have 5000 LP per player and all player on a team must be defeated to win.
Kaino: You've memorize that off by heart you sad bastard. *Silence*
Kaino, Ollie, Sam & Him: Let's Dual.
Him: I'll start by Setting this card and playing two cards face-down.
Ollie: I Summon Gross Ghost of Fled Dreams and play Yellow-Luster Shield (GGoFD Def: 2100) and end my turn.
Kaino: I Summon Shadowknight Archfiend in attack mode play three cards face- down and end my turn.
Sam: I sacrifice Gross Ghost of Fled Dreams to my Steel Ogre Grotto #2 (def: 2600) and play Banner of Courage and end my turn.
????: I Flip Des Laccoda and draw 1 card, place one card face-down and Set another card and Flip Des Laccoda and End my turn.
Ollie: I play Nobleman of Crossout on Des Laccoda. ????: Activate Tutan Mask it negates the effects of Crossout.
Ollie: erm I Summon Bowgunian in defence mode and play Iron Cage of Nitemare on Kaino.
Kaino: WHAT WHY ME!? I didn't do anything no that's unfair oh well I pay 900 Life Points for Shadowknight's effects and I play three Life-Force Absorbing Machines and play Archfiend Soldier and end my turn.
Sam: I play... ????: Osama bin Laden Sam: Osama bin Lade... ... ... WHA no I don't. ????: Just bored. Sam: I play Mataza the Zapper in attack mode and attack Des Laccoda. ????: that's a Wandering Mummy. Sam: !!? What's that do? ????: Nothing it just has 1500 attack power. Sam: *Counting on his fingers* *takes of his shoe (Everyone: AF)* that's the same as Mataza the Zapper I attack the other card.
Celvise: And I thought Kaino was slow. Kaino: BITCH. Celvise: I'm not A bitch I'm THE BITCH, dickhead. Kaino: Bring it.
???? *Changing topic*: you can't attack twice in the same Battle phase. Sam: Mataza's effect lets it attack twice, now attack the other card.
????: I still get to draw another card and it's my turn and I sacrifice Wandering Doom and play Great Dezard and attack Mataza the Zapper and I end my turn.
Kaino: Can some one please let me out. Ollie: NO, now I play Offerings to the Doomed on Great Dezard, ????: Great Dezard is immune to Spell and Traps that target him after he destroys a Monster. I hate saying him and he in the same sentence.
Ollie *A blank look on his face*: I play Earthbound Spirit in Defence mode (def: 2300), also I play different dimension capsule and my turn is over.
Kaino: (LP: 5450) I really want to come out, that's it Shadowknight and AF Soldier attack this bloody cage:
Archfiend Soldier and Shadowknight Archfiend attacked the cage like caged animals (Pun intended) not even causing a dent and the only thing they caused was Kaino's headache.
That was pointless. ????: But entertaining. Kaino: Shut up anyway I play Terrorking Archfiend in attack mode and end my turn, he looks so cool *Terrorking shows off*.
Sam: You're so right. Ollie: NO CONVERSING WITH THE ENEMY *Slaps Sam*. Sam: I Flip Spear Cretin and play Graceful Charity, Different Dimension Capsule and end my turn.
????: I attack Spear Cretin with Great Dezard and use his effect to Special Summon my best Monster The Immortal King Fushionh Richie and use Spear Cretin's effect to Summon Great Dezard back to the Field in Defence mode and Flip Fushionh Richie Face-Down and end my turn.
Ollie: I play Noble of Extermination on your Face-Down card and Summon Millennium Shield to the Field using Spear Cretin's effect. ????: I activate Curse of Royal to negate the effects of that card. Ollie: End my turn after I play this card Face-Down.
Kaino: Freedom. Ollie: I activate my next Iron Cage of Nitemare. Kaino: Horrible Freedom (LP: 6300) I play Desrook Archfiend in Defence mode and end my turn.
????: One moment, *Whispering to Kaino* Kaino noticed how they haven't played a descent attacking Monster and they've only being trying to destroy or block our Monsters their stalling but for what. Kaino: Oh you're right but how should we prepare. ????: Okay how about you do direct damage and I'll deal with there Monsters okay. Kaino: OK.
Sam: My move and I play Chorus of Sanctuary (Cin: I am not going through all the changes in defence) and Set this card and end my turn.
????: I flip Richie and play Book of Taiyou on Millennium Shield and attack it with Richie to do 2600 damage to your Life Points ha. Ollie: FUCK (LP: 2400). ????: activate Call of the Mummy and Flip Fushionh Richie and end my turn.
Ollie: I play two cards face-down and end my turn
Kaino: A world full of killing, and blood spieling, that world never came. Oh my turn, I end my turn (LP: 7350). Ollie, Sam & ????: That's high LP. Kaino: Once I had 14,850 for some reason.
Sam *after coming back to reality*: I sacrifice two Monsters for Gogiga Gagagigo and attack Great Dezard:
Gogiga Gagagigo stood there and looked at Dezard who was shitting himself and then it looked at the cage surrounding Kaino and destroy it with ease and stood on their side of the Field.
Kaino: Holy... ... ... ... holy. ????: Indeed that is very cool, I thought it was just hear say. Kaino: Shit. Ollie: You two are cheating there is no way that Monster would betray us it was our first card. ????: I can't believe that they put AIs on each creatures and I guess that's why to make the matches more interesting. Kaino: You mean he is mine. I'll call you Gaggy. *The creature stood towering over all else and looking so cool.*
Ollie: I'm out of Iron Cages. Sam: Don't worry I draw it I just waiting for the next part, but I'll Set this Monster since that one betrayed us.
????: I play this card Face-down and end my turn.
Ollie: I Set a card and end my turn.
Kaino: Had quite some plans for this Monster guess oh well, I play Checkmate and sacrifice Desrook Archfiend (LP: 8400) and attack you directly and destroy the Monsters you played with Gaggy and Shadowknight and end my turn.
Sam: it was a good Duel but I play Shinato's Ark and Summon Shinato the Ruler of a Higher Plane and now say bye bye to Gogiga Gagagigo:
Shinato stood smaller than Gogiga Gagagigo and was about to launch a devastating attack but suddenly chains appeared from no where and binding Shinato and Kaino shouted "NOW's your chance" as Gaggy launched itself at Shinato and lunged a ferocious fist forward smashing straight through Shinato and then it threw Shinato 1000 feet into the air and concentrated it's energy at it's mouth and shot an earth-shattering blast which the whole town could see and vaporised Shinato so he couldn't even rival dust.
????: That card does seem to be very very cool and interesting.
Sam & Ollie: We surrender.
Kaino: hold on, go my Archfiends attack every Monster left on their side of the Field muhahahahahaha *a massacre ensues* and end the Duals over.
Ollie, Sam & ????: That was pointless. Celvise: Ditto.
Kaino: Hand over your Decks Ahahaha.
Ollie: I never said that we were playing those rules did I aha now whose the smart one.
???? *Reading from a rule book*: All Duals involving the DD involving during the Tournament are done by Official rules unless specific stated so before the Dual begins.
Sam *Knocks out Ollie*: I never liked the bitch anyway, here are our Decks and that friend of yours isn't in the tournament is she. Kaino: Just ignore her and yes unfortunately yes. Sam: He have Ollie's DD she's already lost too many times to go to the Finals and you're friend can't enter the Venue at the end of the Tournament so she can have Ollie's, now I leg it before she realises I nicked her Dual Disk *runs like there is no tomorrow*.
Celvise: How nice more than you've ever done for me. *attaches DD*
Kaino: That doesn't mean your in the Tournament you know.
Celvise: Could I have a look through your Justin and make my own Deck. Justin: WHAT you remember my name thank god. Celvise: Well can I *Using mans greatest weakness the puppy dog eyes*. Justin: NO mans Kryptonite can't resist *Hands over spares*. Celvise: Never fails muhahahaha (evil laughter).
Justin & Kaino: Whatever. ___________________________________________________________ Cinimond: Okay that is stupid whose idea was it to give her the ability to Dual that's stupid *checks authors notes* oh no my mistake that's a major plot development.
Celvise: Let me see, what happens, come tell me, please. Cinimond: GUARDS. Justin & Kaino: YES SIR. Cinimond: Blind fold, gag and tie that woman up. Justin & Kaino: SIR YES SIR.
Cinimond: Well I've got to go get my cat fixed bye.
Kaino: R&R.
????: The turnip thing is subject to debate.
Cinimond: Why don't you have a display name, and you're the one who tied me up and Parasite Paraside cannot be sacrificed for Checkmate okay.
Kaino: Who cares it's a Fanfic nothing suppose to make sense, like why I am wearing a red T-shirt with a long coat.
Celvise: Okay there are very few people who can pull of that look and make it work, you however DON'T.
Kaino: So sew me. Celvise: I can't afford a lawyer. Kaino: I'll pay for him. Celvise: See you in court. Kaino: Tuesday or Thursday. Celvise: Chips are 20% off on Tuesdays. Kaino: Okay then *both staring each other down*.
Cinimond (Bewildered): erm okay oh with the Chapter, and who are you. ????: Find out later.
Chapter 2: can't think of a chapter name so I'll it Fred *Everyone AF*
Kaino: Okay this Deck stinks. Celvise: He must of kept it near a biodegradable substance or worst.
Kaino (Moving on swiftly): on to the next Dual.
???? *Running like a maniac on a pogo stick for unknown reasons*: Wait up.
Kaino: Oh if it isn't erm... what is your name.
????: -_- if you can't remember I ain't telling you.
Kaino: Okay let's see how long you can put up with you, him, it, he, his and so forth.
Him (This is just a reference not his name): Okay but just because you don't remember my name doesn't mean you've forgotten who I am right *Stares evilly*.
Kaino: Pharaonic Deck right.
Him: Hurray.
Kaino: you want to Dual then. Him: No I want your help I need some help to double Dual some guys down at the arcade who need to be taught a lesson. Kaino: I get to choose the Deck I get okay. Him: Deal and we'll face each other in the Finals.
Kaino: Let's go.
Several scenes of expensive police chases and carrots invading the Earth.
Kaino: Okay let's see we both have no strategic battle. Him: Nope. Kaino: I Decks are in no way going to be able to help each others. Him: Correct. Kaino: And these two specialist in double Duals. Him: Uh huh. Kaino: Let's get it on.
Kaino: Hey you two.
Ollie & Sam: Wat.
Kaino: Nice hair cut *everyone AF*.
Him: Are you two the ones who've been claiming you beat me.
Ollie: Sam's idea *gets slapped* well it was. Sam: I know I just like hitting you. Anyway we've been meaning to draw you into the open and now we can get your Deck that would be great for Decks with all your cards.
Ollie: and you were our next target so this is great. Sam: Okay we are going to have a double Dual and it will start with which ever one of you want to start and Monsters in defence mode can block direct attacks on their partners and we can sacrifice each others Monsters and finally we will have 5000 LP per player and all player on a team must be defeated to win.
Kaino: You've memorize that off by heart you sad bastard. *Silence*
Kaino, Ollie, Sam & Him: Let's Dual.
Him: I'll start by Setting this card and playing two cards face-down.
Ollie: I Summon Gross Ghost of Fled Dreams and play Yellow-Luster Shield (GGoFD Def: 2100) and end my turn.
Kaino: I Summon Shadowknight Archfiend in attack mode play three cards face- down and end my turn.
Sam: I sacrifice Gross Ghost of Fled Dreams to my Steel Ogre Grotto #2 (def: 2600) and play Banner of Courage and end my turn.
????: I Flip Des Laccoda and draw 1 card, place one card face-down and Set another card and Flip Des Laccoda and End my turn.
Ollie: I play Nobleman of Crossout on Des Laccoda. ????: Activate Tutan Mask it negates the effects of Crossout.
Ollie: erm I Summon Bowgunian in defence mode and play Iron Cage of Nitemare on Kaino.
Kaino: WHAT WHY ME!? I didn't do anything no that's unfair oh well I pay 900 Life Points for Shadowknight's effects and I play three Life-Force Absorbing Machines and play Archfiend Soldier and end my turn.
Sam: I play... ????: Osama bin Laden Sam: Osama bin Lade... ... ... WHA no I don't. ????: Just bored. Sam: I play Mataza the Zapper in attack mode and attack Des Laccoda. ????: that's a Wandering Mummy. Sam: !!? What's that do? ????: Nothing it just has 1500 attack power. Sam: *Counting on his fingers* *takes of his shoe (Everyone: AF)* that's the same as Mataza the Zapper I attack the other card.
Celvise: And I thought Kaino was slow. Kaino: BITCH. Celvise: I'm not A bitch I'm THE BITCH, dickhead. Kaino: Bring it.
???? *Changing topic*: you can't attack twice in the same Battle phase. Sam: Mataza's effect lets it attack twice, now attack the other card.
????: I still get to draw another card and it's my turn and I sacrifice Wandering Doom and play Great Dezard and attack Mataza the Zapper and I end my turn.
Kaino: Can some one please let me out. Ollie: NO, now I play Offerings to the Doomed on Great Dezard, ????: Great Dezard is immune to Spell and Traps that target him after he destroys a Monster. I hate saying him and he in the same sentence.
Ollie *A blank look on his face*: I play Earthbound Spirit in Defence mode (def: 2300), also I play different dimension capsule and my turn is over.
Kaino: (LP: 5450) I really want to come out, that's it Shadowknight and AF Soldier attack this bloody cage:
Archfiend Soldier and Shadowknight Archfiend attacked the cage like caged animals (Pun intended) not even causing a dent and the only thing they caused was Kaino's headache.
That was pointless. ????: But entertaining. Kaino: Shut up anyway I play Terrorking Archfiend in attack mode and end my turn, he looks so cool *Terrorking shows off*.
Sam: You're so right. Ollie: NO CONVERSING WITH THE ENEMY *Slaps Sam*. Sam: I Flip Spear Cretin and play Graceful Charity, Different Dimension Capsule and end my turn.
????: I attack Spear Cretin with Great Dezard and use his effect to Special Summon my best Monster The Immortal King Fushionh Richie and use Spear Cretin's effect to Summon Great Dezard back to the Field in Defence mode and Flip Fushionh Richie Face-Down and end my turn.
Ollie: I play Noble of Extermination on your Face-Down card and Summon Millennium Shield to the Field using Spear Cretin's effect. ????: I activate Curse of Royal to negate the effects of that card. Ollie: End my turn after I play this card Face-Down.
Kaino: Freedom. Ollie: I activate my next Iron Cage of Nitemare. Kaino: Horrible Freedom (LP: 6300) I play Desrook Archfiend in Defence mode and end my turn.
????: One moment, *Whispering to Kaino* Kaino noticed how they haven't played a descent attacking Monster and they've only being trying to destroy or block our Monsters their stalling but for what. Kaino: Oh you're right but how should we prepare. ????: Okay how about you do direct damage and I'll deal with there Monsters okay. Kaino: OK.
Sam: My move and I play Chorus of Sanctuary (Cin: I am not going through all the changes in defence) and Set this card and end my turn.
????: I flip Richie and play Book of Taiyou on Millennium Shield and attack it with Richie to do 2600 damage to your Life Points ha. Ollie: FUCK (LP: 2400). ????: activate Call of the Mummy and Flip Fushionh Richie and end my turn.
Ollie: I play two cards face-down and end my turn
Kaino: A world full of killing, and blood spieling, that world never came. Oh my turn, I end my turn (LP: 7350). Ollie, Sam & ????: That's high LP. Kaino: Once I had 14,850 for some reason.
Sam *after coming back to reality*: I sacrifice two Monsters for Gogiga Gagagigo and attack Great Dezard:
Gogiga Gagagigo stood there and looked at Dezard who was shitting himself and then it looked at the cage surrounding Kaino and destroy it with ease and stood on their side of the Field.
Kaino: Holy... ... ... ... holy. ????: Indeed that is very cool, I thought it was just hear say. Kaino: Shit. Ollie: You two are cheating there is no way that Monster would betray us it was our first card. ????: I can't believe that they put AIs on each creatures and I guess that's why to make the matches more interesting. Kaino: You mean he is mine. I'll call you Gaggy. *The creature stood towering over all else and looking so cool.*
Ollie: I'm out of Iron Cages. Sam: Don't worry I draw it I just waiting for the next part, but I'll Set this Monster since that one betrayed us.
????: I play this card Face-down and end my turn.
Ollie: I Set a card and end my turn.
Kaino: Had quite some plans for this Monster guess oh well, I play Checkmate and sacrifice Desrook Archfiend (LP: 8400) and attack you directly and destroy the Monsters you played with Gaggy and Shadowknight and end my turn.
Sam: it was a good Duel but I play Shinato's Ark and Summon Shinato the Ruler of a Higher Plane and now say bye bye to Gogiga Gagagigo:
Shinato stood smaller than Gogiga Gagagigo and was about to launch a devastating attack but suddenly chains appeared from no where and binding Shinato and Kaino shouted "NOW's your chance" as Gaggy launched itself at Shinato and lunged a ferocious fist forward smashing straight through Shinato and then it threw Shinato 1000 feet into the air and concentrated it's energy at it's mouth and shot an earth-shattering blast which the whole town could see and vaporised Shinato so he couldn't even rival dust.
????: That card does seem to be very very cool and interesting.
Sam & Ollie: We surrender.
Kaino: hold on, go my Archfiends attack every Monster left on their side of the Field muhahahahahaha *a massacre ensues* and end the Duals over.
Ollie, Sam & ????: That was pointless. Celvise: Ditto.
Kaino: Hand over your Decks Ahahaha.
Ollie: I never said that we were playing those rules did I aha now whose the smart one.
???? *Reading from a rule book*: All Duals involving the DD involving during the Tournament are done by Official rules unless specific stated so before the Dual begins.
Sam *Knocks out Ollie*: I never liked the bitch anyway, here are our Decks and that friend of yours isn't in the tournament is she. Kaino: Just ignore her and yes unfortunately yes. Sam: He have Ollie's DD she's already lost too many times to go to the Finals and you're friend can't enter the Venue at the end of the Tournament so she can have Ollie's, now I leg it before she realises I nicked her Dual Disk *runs like there is no tomorrow*.
Celvise: How nice more than you've ever done for me. *attaches DD*
Kaino: That doesn't mean your in the Tournament you know.
Celvise: Could I have a look through your Justin and make my own Deck. Justin: WHAT you remember my name thank god. Celvise: Well can I *Using mans greatest weakness the puppy dog eyes*. Justin: NO mans Kryptonite can't resist *Hands over spares*. Celvise: Never fails muhahahaha (evil laughter).
Justin & Kaino: Whatever. ___________________________________________________________ Cinimond: Okay that is stupid whose idea was it to give her the ability to Dual that's stupid *checks authors notes* oh no my mistake that's a major plot development.
Celvise: Let me see, what happens, come tell me, please. Cinimond: GUARDS. Justin & Kaino: YES SIR. Cinimond: Blind fold, gag and tie that woman up. Justin & Kaino: SIR YES SIR.
Cinimond: Well I've got to go get my cat fixed bye.
Kaino: R&R.
