Cinimond: Disclaimer, *Whistles* here boy, here boy.

Disclaimer: Embarrassing. Kaino & Celvise: Indeed. Justin: True.

Cinimond (Bonks Justin on the head): Learn to go along with the crowd. And you Disclaimer get your arse over here. *Fierce wrestling insews*

Disclaimer *After losing, in a despair ridden*: Nothing here is owned by Cinimond the Avatar of Dominic and Kaino, Celvise and Justin are uncopyrighted characters, for anyones use okay.

Cinimond *In a less than grand voice*: Never underestimate the power of my Crippler Crossface *evil laughter* muhahahaha ahaha. And before anyone says anything I play by custom rules where you can have one Field-Change card on both sides of the Field so no flaming cause of it or my next chapters will be my most resent shopping lists and only you'll suffer hahahahahaha. ___________________________________________________________ Chapter 5: Despair Embodies itself.

Kaino: Next victim please.

Fuijn: I'll Dual you. Kaino: *Tries to think of a cool line to day* Defeat will become you from facing me! Justin: That was a good taunt. Kaino: I remembered it off the back of a pack of biscuits.

Every anime fall.

Fuijn: Well... erm ... can we just Dual.

Kaino & Fuijn: Let's Dual.

Fuijn: I'll start with Mercury the Angel of Intelligence in defence mode and one card face-down.

Kaino: I use Mystical Space Typhoon on your face-down card and Summon Shadowknight Archfiend and attack Winguard that ends my turn.

Fuijn: I play Angel of Power - Jupiter and play one card face-down and activate graceful charity and discard Marie the Fallen One and Polymerisation end my turn.

Kaino: St. Joan I've been after that card for a while, oh well I'll have it soon enough. Fuijn: If you win. Kaino: Of course I'll win stupid. Fuijn: I hate cocky bastards. Kaino: and I hate 4-foot tall people who over express their opinions. Fuijn: Right whatever just make your move.

Kaino: I lose 900 Life Points (LP: 3100), play two cards face-down and play Falling Down and take control of Fire Princess and sacrifice her for Skull Archfiend of Lighting and attack you directly with both my Monsters. Fuijn: I activate Drain Seal and convert your Skull Archfiend into Life Points and lose 1000 Life points from Shadowknight's attack (LP: 5500).

Kaino: Whatever I end my turn.

Fuijn: (LP: 5700) I play Mars the Angel of Create and... Kaino: I activate two Life Force Absorbing Machines. Fuijn: as I was about to say and sacrifice 1500 Life Points to Special Summon three Holy Shrine Spirits and end my turn.

Kaino: That's annoying, (LP: 4000) I Summon Infernoqueen Archfiend in attack mode and play one card face-down and attack with all my Monsters and end my turn.

Fuijn: I play Rain of Mercy (Kaino's LP: 5000) and Special Summon three more Holy Shrine Spirits (Fuijn's LP: 3900) and sacrifice all three to Summon Moisture Creature, which destroys all your Magic and Trap cards. Kaino: SHIT, you can Summon those annoying piss balls of light from the Graveyard SHIT indeed. Fuijn: I attack mmm Skull Archfiend so you'll have to pay the most LP play one card face-down and end my turn. (LP: 3700).

Kaino: Holy shit... Holy Shrine Shit, (LP: 2300) activate Pandemonium. You seemed to know quite a lot about the Archfiends before so how come you didn't destroy Infernoqueen genie's-ass. Fuijn: Shrove it (Shadowknight's att: 3000). Kaino: and now I attack Moisture Creature with Shadowknight Archfiend and attack Mars with Infernoqueen and play Pandemonium and end my turn.

Fuijn: Oh well my LP is still higher than yours. (LP: 3700) Kaino: Life points ain't everything. Fuijn: We'll see I remove Mars and Moisture Creature from play and play Soul of Purity and Light and sacrifice it for my Airknight Parshath and use Monster Reborn on Soul of Light and attack Infernoqueen Archfiend with Parshath which allows me to draw a card, play Sanctuary in the Sky and end my turn.

Kaino: that ain't any way to impress a lady. Fuijn: and that ain't lady. Kaino: No one insults my cards and gets away with it, I play Archfiend Soldier and play Sword of Dark Destruction on Archfiend Soldier and attack both cards. Fuijn: Activate Light of Judgement I discard Forgiving Maiden and destroy Shadowknight and force you to discard Terrorking Archfiend. Kaino *In a French-sounding voice*: Annoy-ying, oh well Soul of Light and Shagging is gone. Fuijn: That's PURITY (LP: 3900) my turn and I play another Mars and Summon three more Holy Shrine Spirits and end my turn.

Kaino: You forgot to play them in defence mode you moron and now you pay for it, I play two card face-down and I Summon Shadowknight Archfiend and attack Mars and Parshath and end my turn.

Fuijn: I don't receive any damage through my Fairy-type Monster as long as Angel Sanctuary is on the Field so you're out of luck and about to be made my bitch. Celvise: Sorry he's already my bitch so you lose out there unless you want to house train, God I haven't said anything in ages. Fuijn: I hope she is joking, (LP: 4100) anyway I Summon Serra's Warrior and Sacrifice it to Special Summon my most powerful Monster Zelart the Archangel and now I attack Archfiend Soldier and end my turn.

Kaino: (LP: 1600) Not good I barely have enough to use this oh well here goes nothing, I activate Archfiend's Roar (LP: 1100) and Special Summon Terrorking Archfiend and play Checkmate and sacrifice Shadowknight Archfiend and attack you attack you directly and play Vilepawn Archfiend in defence mode and activate Altar for Tribute on Terrorking Archfiend and end my turn (LP: 3100).

Celvise: That was well planned. Justin: So well it's scary.

Fuijn: Normally very stupid isn't he. Celvise & Justin: Yep. Kaino: Whose side are you two are you two on. Celvise & Justin *in perfect timing*: Go, go Kaino, he's not the man if he can't do it just about everyone can.

Kaino *Anime Fall*: *after getting up* your turn.

Fuijn: that was done in perfect timing. Celvise & Justin: Been practicing for ages. Fuijn: And now I attack Vilepawn Archfiend with Zelart and attack you directly with all my Holy Shrine Spirits and sacrifice two for Guardian Angel Joan and play one card face-down end my turn.

Kaino: Okay (LP: 1600) I activate Card of Sanctity, which allows us both to draw until we have 6 cards, and now I play Contract with the Dark Master and Summon Zork the Dark Master and two cards face-down and end my turn.

Fuijn: I will play Exchange and take Card Destruction you're pick. Kaino: A whole lot of nothing I take Cestus of Dagla. Fuijn: I play Card Destruction and... Kaino: I Summon three Fear from the Dark in defence mode and Despair from the Dark in attack mode. Fuijn: You've left me with no choice but to use Zelart's Special ability of Earthshattering Light, I discard Soul of Purity and Light from my Hand which destroys all Monsters on your side of the Field.

As the creatures made of pure darkness came forth and stood next to Zork looking at Fuijn's Life points that looked like a delicacy to them. Suddenly light shinning so bright came from no where it almost blinded Kaino and Fuijn, and it destroyed all of Kaino's Monsters as he could only watch as they were disintegrated.

Fuijn: Now I use my other Cestus of Dagla on Zelart (att: 3300) and attack. Kaino: Activate Blast Held by Tribute it destroys all your Monsters and deals 1000 damage to your LP. Fuijn *After mumbling minor profanity*: (LP: 3300) Barely phases me, I play another Light of Judgement and destroy Zork the Dark Master and discard Mercury and force you to discard Falling Down and play Forgiving Maiden in defence mode and end my turn.

Kaino *Thinking*: I'm running out of good cards again, okay get it together, you've got loads of good moves left. Alright I play Call of the Mummy and Summon my Despair from the Dark back to the Field and activate Change of Heart and Monster Reborn and Fuse them together to form St. Joan, Now Despair from the Dark and Saint Joan attack his Life Points directly.

Fuijn: Took you long enough geeze (LP: 0).

Kaino: And now your entire Deck please. Fuijn: I hope it brings you more luck that it did me.

Kaino: 4th victory only 6 more and we're in the finals.

Justin: 3 more for more me. I just got three people at once.

Kaino: I've only managed to defeat two people at once. Justin: My Decks more mutli-tasking I guess. Kaino: That's it I after some crazy weirdos for a three on one, and their doom will allow. ___________________________________________________________

Celvise: Kaino have you officially lost it. Justin: He would have had to have it in the first place whatever it is. Celvise: Good point, how did you win really? Justin: Convinced one of them he was gay and he should go and peruse his life's dreams rather than playing silly kids game, and talked another one into becoming a scientific research test subject. Who says psychological warfare doesn't work.

Everyone else Anime Fall.

Kaino: That's a first but how exactly am I going to beat the crap out of three people mmm... Celvise: I don't think that it is possible to win against three people at once. Kaino: Duh that's why I'll take out the weakest one first duh.

Cinimond: R&R please I am in need of feeling needed or I'll die. Justin *Holding Terrorking Archfiend's Sword*: I may hold you to that.

Kaino: Give me that.