Disclaimer: I refuse to say it you can't make me I have rights.

Cinimond: You're a disclaimer course you have no rights. Justin *Reading a Dumb Arses guide to Law*: Nope it has rights just have to use the correct terminology from now on.

Cinimond *Holding a chainsaw about to have some FUN*: I would care but I'm not listening. *Has some FUN*

Disclaimer: NOO... NO..., LORDLY LORDLY LORDLY NOOOOOO, PLEASE DEAR GOOD I'LL TALK I'LL TALK!?!

Cinimond: Spoil my fun like ya. Lawyer: You have assaulted my client, desist face the consequences. Cinimond: You and what army. Lawyer: This one *Millions of Lawyers with various assortments of weapons stood behind him* The shoe is on the other hand NOW.

Cinimond: Excuse me a minute guys and gals *Arms a pocket knife* arg. *And extreme amount of unadulterated action and bloodful violence insews*

Justin: Let's begin the chapter.

Cinimond: I can't be bothered to name those to stupid morons called thug (1) and thug (2) okay, let us begin. ___________________________________________________________ Chapter Six: Massacre of the Inexperienced (Cool name uh)

Kaino: okay I'll find three dualists, Justin you go defeat some moron like you usually do. Justin: See ya soon. Celvise: I'm going with Kaino some one needs to watch him.

Kaino: Do as you wish. ___________________________________________________________

Justin: Mmm... that kid looks pathetic I'll bet has a good Deck but doesn't know how to use it bingo.

Raijn: Can I help you. Justin: Your in the tournament right well... let's Dual. Raijn: You're on. ___________________________________________________________

Kaino: Alright you lot are going down. Yo-lee: You don't stand a chance against the three of us. Celvise: That's why I'm helping him. Kaino: Whatever. Thug (1) *In an extremely stupid voice*: I'll get her. Thug (2) *In an extremely stupid voice*: I like cheese.

Kaino: Let's begin, Celvise: I'll go first with Fire Princess in Defence mode and play one card face-down and end my turn. Yo-lee: My move and I'll fuse Giga-Tech Wolf with Cannon Soldier to form Labyrinth Tank and end my turn. Kaino: I Summon Archfiend Soldier in attack mode and play three cards face- down and end my turn.

Thug (1): erm I play Dian keyo the Cure Master. Yo-lee: That's Dian Keto. Thug (1): Right, Boss (LP: 6000) and play Man-Eater Bug face-down and end my turn. Yo-lee: Moron. Thug (2): I play Monster Reborn on erm I dunno. Yo-lee: God help me. Thug (2): I play two cards face-down and play Earthbound Spirit in defence mode and end my turn.

Celvise & Kaino: This is priceless. Celvise *Recovering from laughing*: I play Nobleman of Crossout on Man- Eater Bug which gets rid of all of them from everyone's Decks and I activate Bad Reaction to Simochi and play Rain of Mercy Which gives all players 1000 extra Life points. Yo-lee: Why thank you. Celvise: But Simochi reverses those effects and since my LP went up Fire Princess does 500 damage to each of your life points (Kaino and Celvises LP: 6000) (Thug 1 LP: 4500) (Everyone else's LP: 3500) and I play Gemini Elf in attack mode and attack Thug (1) LP directly (Thug (1) LP: 2600) and end my turn.

Thug (1): Stop picking on me-eee.

Yo-lee: My move and I play Stop Defence on Fire Princess and attack her with Labyrinth Tank (LP: 4900) and end my turn.

Kaino: That was really good anyway, I activate two Life Force Absorbing Machines and play Terrorking Archfiend and equip him with the Axe of Despair (att: 3000) and attack Labyrinth Tank bye bye now (LP: 2900) and attack Thug (1) directly (LP: 700) and play one card face-down and end my turn.

Thug (1): You two will pay fort picking on maee, I play Cost Down and sacrifice Earthbound Spirit, Thug (2): Thief. Thug (1): FUCK YOU, for my erm I don't have any good Monsters *everyone one else AF*. Thug (2): My move and if your not going to Summon something powerful then I am, I Summon Dark Ruler Ha Des and activate Collected Power and now he has 3450 attack power and now I end my turn.

Kaino: Okay, Yo-lee if you want to back out of this Dual now because of these two morons feel free I won't uphold the take your Deck thing okay. Yo-lee *with a look of relief*: Thanks maybe I could repay the favour some day. ___________________________________________________________

Justin has Giant Axe Mummy, Wandering Mummy and Des Laccoda Face-Down on the Field and Book of Taiyou (face-down), Call of the Mummy and Bottomless Shifting Sand in play.

Raijn has Sasuke Samurai with Mask of Brutality equipped to it and can win if he gets Des Laccoda.

Raijn: Okay one more loss and your out Raijn you need to get this right. Justin if I knew you were going to take this long I would have brought a magazine. Raijn: okay don't think where the card is feel where the card is, and now I play Stop Defence on the middle card and attack it bring me victory.

As the Samurai threw itself at the card, a huge big fat mummy appeared and Sasuke was launched into the air and the only thing that greeted him when he landed was a big axe.

Raijn: Why I didn't wait to see what the Monster was I don't know *gasps* that was a great Dual I look forward to seeing to Dual in the Finals, I hope I can see some of my cards kick ass. Justin *After looking through the Deck he just won*: Surely your joking it was pure unadulterated luck you made it that far against me and I'll be sure to come up with some thing to defence against that Sasuke Samurai in future.

Raijn looks bluntly and then runs of crying.

Justin: Now, what would Kaino and Celvise like for Dinner *Walks off to look for them*. ___________________________________________________________

Celvise: My move and I Summon Balloon Lizard and use Ultra Evolution Pill to Special Summon Dark Driceratops and attack Thug (1) directly, off with you now. Thug (1): Why didn't you defend maee. Thug (2): Dunno howwy.

Celvise: I play Offerings to the Doomed on Dark Ruler Ha Des Kaino: My move and I play Shadowknight Archfiend and attack you with all my Monsters, this Dual is over.

Celvise: your Decks please, always wanted to say that. *There is a beeping sound coming from her DD* what the it says I've won 10 Duals, what's that mean. Kaino: It means your in the Finals. Celvise: Cool now I can Dual with you lot that will be great. Kaino: You can have their Decks you're gonna need em. Celvise: I been Dualling for as long as you, ya know. Kaino: Of course I know, you defeat over 20 people in one night without me hearing about. Celvise: Come to think of it neither of us has ever lost a Dual. Kaino: And nothing great about that. ___________________________________________________________

Celvise: Why didn't I get picked for this Tournament come to think of it. Kaino: not enough of a rep probably does it matter you're in now and only me and Justin know about the whole unauthorised participation thing so nothing to worry about.

Celvise: erm... where's Cin. Justin: When I got back there was this note:

"Dear Celvise, Kaino and Justin,
I have gone out to go to war against all lawyers and will be gone for awhile and my good friend for another Fan Fiction will be incharge while I am away and give Timmy this list and say something that sounds German and he will know what to do.

From Cinimond Aaycumi Nylonepthep

P.S Watch out for mongooses."

Kaino: Strange and yet I have read stranger things.

Timmy *who looks like Hell*: Final I finish waxing that bloody turtle and the Eskimos are all fed. Celvise: erm Cin told me to give you this, and say *in a German sounding voice* Van des uber shrinken.

Timmy runs off resiteing the German bible.

Kaino: erm... ... ... ... R&R.