Chapter Four - "Feel the Wrath of the Negaverse!"
Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask were skipping down the streets of Tokyo with their daughter Sailor Mini-Moon. They were dressed in their Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and Sailor Mini-Moon outfits, because they had just fought evil. The evil they had just fought was the Negaverse. The Negaverse was evil.
Hermia and Lysander were walking down the streets of Tokyo. They got to Tokyo by using their teleporting powers. (What did you expect, that they flew there on broomsticks? Cause that makes a LOT of sense.)
Rini skipped ahead of her parents, singing a song about cuddly bunnies and ice cream. Suddenly, the naturally pink-haired 3'5" little girl saw two strange people, a girl in a maroon dress and a boy in a green suit with a dickie that was ripped at the knees and his socks were duct-taped to his legs, walking down the street. "MOMMY! DADDY!" Rini exclaimed, running back to her parents. "THERE ARE STRANGE PEOPLE OVER THERE!"
Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask looked at the strange people. It was, of course, no other than Hermia and Lysander. "Who are you?" Sailor Moon asked.
Lysander bowed grandly. "I am Lysander," he said, with an emphasis on the 'a', so it sounded like LySANder. Hermia curtsied. "And this is my wife, Hermia."
"Well, I'm Sailor Moon!" Sailor Moon announced, striking a pose as blue and pink lace doilies magically became her background.
"And I'm Sailor Mini-Moon!" Rini added, running up next to her mother and imitating her pose.
"And I'm Tuxedo Mask!" Tuxedo Mask put in, throwing a rose at the ground.
"We fight crimes and triumph over evil!" Sailor Moon and Sailor Mini-Moon shouted.
Looking embarrassed, Tuxedo Mask put in, "Yeah, what they said."
Hermia and LySANder were amused by this. Unfortunately, the amusement did not last long, because some creep from the Negaverse ran up and kidnapped Hermia.
"Oh no!" Tuxedo Mask exclaimed. "The Negaverse!"
"We must go save my wife Hermia from the Negaverse!" LySANder hollered.
So Sailor Moon, Sailor Mini-Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and LySANder ran to the Negaverse's secret lair (which was conveniently located in a park a block away). Sailor Moon yelled at the Negaverse. Sailor Mini-Moon yelled at the Negaverse. Tuxedo Mask yelled at the Negaverse. LySANder yelled at the Negaverse.
Sailor Mini-Moon blasted the Negaverse with her Pink Sugar Heart Attack. Tuxedo Mask threw roses at them. Then Sailor Moon brought out her magical moon scepter thingy and did the magical moon scepter attack-y thing that changes every freakin' season so you can never keep it straight. The Negaverse died and Hermia was returned to LySANder.
Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask were skipping down the streets of Tokyo with their daughter Sailor Mini-Moon. They were dressed in their Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and Sailor Mini-Moon outfits, because they had just fought evil. The evil they had just fought was the Negaverse. The Negaverse was evil.
Hermia and Lysander were walking down the streets of Tokyo. They got to Tokyo by using their teleporting powers. (What did you expect, that they flew there on broomsticks? Cause that makes a LOT of sense.)
Rini skipped ahead of her parents, singing a song about cuddly bunnies and ice cream. Suddenly, the naturally pink-haired 3'5" little girl saw two strange people, a girl in a maroon dress and a boy in a green suit with a dickie that was ripped at the knees and his socks were duct-taped to his legs, walking down the street. "MOMMY! DADDY!" Rini exclaimed, running back to her parents. "THERE ARE STRANGE PEOPLE OVER THERE!"
Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask looked at the strange people. It was, of course, no other than Hermia and Lysander. "Who are you?" Sailor Moon asked.
Lysander bowed grandly. "I am Lysander," he said, with an emphasis on the 'a', so it sounded like LySANder. Hermia curtsied. "And this is my wife, Hermia."
"Well, I'm Sailor Moon!" Sailor Moon announced, striking a pose as blue and pink lace doilies magically became her background.
"And I'm Sailor Mini-Moon!" Rini added, running up next to her mother and imitating her pose.
"And I'm Tuxedo Mask!" Tuxedo Mask put in, throwing a rose at the ground.
"We fight crimes and triumph over evil!" Sailor Moon and Sailor Mini-Moon shouted.
Looking embarrassed, Tuxedo Mask put in, "Yeah, what they said."
Hermia and LySANder were amused by this. Unfortunately, the amusement did not last long, because some creep from the Negaverse ran up and kidnapped Hermia.
"Oh no!" Tuxedo Mask exclaimed. "The Negaverse!"
"We must go save my wife Hermia from the Negaverse!" LySANder hollered.
So Sailor Moon, Sailor Mini-Moon, Tuxedo Mask, and LySANder ran to the Negaverse's secret lair (which was conveniently located in a park a block away). Sailor Moon yelled at the Negaverse. Sailor Mini-Moon yelled at the Negaverse. Tuxedo Mask yelled at the Negaverse. LySANder yelled at the Negaverse.
Sailor Mini-Moon blasted the Negaverse with her Pink Sugar Heart Attack. Tuxedo Mask threw roses at them. Then Sailor Moon brought out her magical moon scepter thingy and did the magical moon scepter attack-y thing that changes every freakin' season so you can never keep it straight. The Negaverse died and Hermia was returned to LySANder.
