Timmy: No ones here I can do what I want, the work experience guy rules,
can anyone tell me what to do now, No-wa, because their all not here and I
am, God I am pathetic, but that doesn't matter anymore cuz.
Celvise: you're the only one here, right.
Timmy: Yep and... oh no please have mercy... ... NNNOOOOOO. *Much abuse and
violence follows, not forgetting the crying*
Kaino: Abuse the Work Experience Guy. Justin: Check. Kaino: Incite a revolution in France. Justin: Viva la France. Kaino: The thing we talked about. Justin: The rarest we are talking one hundred percent pure my friend not even available anywhere anymore this thing is a beauty.
Kaino *Mouth is watering*: I have seen perfection. Resurrect Jesus. Justin: Check, oh but I kept asking him lodes of stuff like the Meaning of Life and shit like that and he ended up overloading his brain and it exploded, so we gonna have to put it all back together if we want him to work and stuff. Kaino: Hell no.
Celvise *As Kaino and Justin continue on about who knows what*: And now the sixth chapter, unfortunately Cinimond is still at war with Lawyers and the Disclaimer went home to fix his marriage so it's just us for the Chapter, BEGIN. ___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6: Let the bodies hit the floor and somebody get some water for the roof is on fire.
Kaino: only 3 more victories and I'm in the Finals. Celvise and Justin: We already are *With a look of misdirected smirking on their faces and they began laughing like school girls".
Kaino: Am I so going to hurt them in a minute, how about we all have a Dual against three other people. Celvise: No. Justin: Nope. Celvise and Justin: You gonna have to do it all by yourself. Kaino: Come on please the Finals aren't for a week all could all go do something fun my treat please. Celvise and Justin: Mmm. *Both thinking through the possibilities*. Justin: Na, I'm gonna go shopping. Celvise: Me too, see ya later Kaino *Blows a kiss*.
Kaino: okay I definitely want to get those Duals over with today but how mmm... I could have a three on one but if I lose I would be out of the Tournament and then those two would have a field day with it. Yo-lee: There is never an easy way out of things uh. Kaino: Yo-lee, what do you want *with a suspicious look*. Yo-lee: to return the flavour of course, I know three morons that you and I could take out sleep-Dualling. Kaino: I beat one person that way before it was quite amusing. Yo-lee: Right whatever, I need two more wins so lets go. ___________________________________________________________
Kaino: Those the guys. Yo-lee: uh huh. Kaino: Dingus, Dungus and Tupid, wanna Dual ya. Dingus: Fine, but how did you know our names. Kaino: That is just plane freaky.
Everyone: Let's Dual.
Yo-lee: I start with Amazoness Fighter in attack mode and play one card face-down and end my turn. Dungus: My move and I'll play Rogue Doll in attack mode and play two cards face-down and end my turn. Dingus: I play Three-Headed Geedo in defence mode. Kaino: I play Pandemonium and place two cards Face-down and play Shadowknight Archfiend in attack mode and end my turn. Tupid: I sacrifice Three-Headed Geedo for Twin-Headed Fire Dragon in attack mode and play one card face-down and attack Amazoness Fighter. Kaino: Activate Shadow Spell it reduces your Monsters attack power by 700 and negates the attack.
Yo-lee: Cheers but Amazoness Fighter does deal any damage to my LP no matter what that's why I played her. *Kaino Anime Fall*. I play Amazoness Paladin (att: 1900) and attack Fire Dragon and end my turn. (LP: 4600)
Dungus: I play Grand Tiki Elder and use Mask of Weakness on Amazoness Paladin and attack her with Rogue Doll and attack Amazoness Fighter with Tiki Elder, ha a nice victory over your Monsters there. Yo-lee: I activate Amazoness Archers which reduces all their attack power by 500, both your Monsters are destroyed. Dungus: I play this card face-down and end my turn. Dingus: I play Beaver Warrior in Defense mode and end my turn.
Kaino: I play another two cards face-down and play Infernoqueen Archfiend in attack mode and attack Dungus's LP with Shadowknight and Infernoqueen (LP: 1700) and end my turn.
Tupid: I Sacrifice Beaver Warrior for Earl of Demise and attack Infernoqueen. Kaino: Never learn, activate Sakuretsu Armour which destroys him. Tupid: Oh man I end.
Dungus: I play Ojama Green in defense mode *winks at the other two*. Dingus: I play Ojama Black in defense mode. Yo-lee: I play one card face-down and play another Amazoness Paladin and end my turn. Tupid: I play Ojama Yellow and activate Ojama Delta Hurricane. Yo-lee: I play Spell Shield Type-8 and discard one card from my Hand. Tupid: It failed crap end my turn.
Kaino: Increase Infernoqueen's att by 1000 (att: 1900) and play Terrorking Archfiend in attack mode and play one card face-down and attack all the Ojamas *Massacre follows* and end my turn.
Dingus and Dungus: I set one Monster and end my turn. Yo-lee: Amazoness Fighter attack Tupid directly and Amazoness Paladins attack their face-down Monsters I end my turn.
Tupid: I play Monster Reborn on Grand Tiki Elder and Summon Melchid the Four-Faced Beast and sacrifice both for Death Guardius in attack mode and attack your Terrorking Archfiend. Kaino: *Laughs* No traps this time just f...u...n... I activate Demonic Soul Stealing Sword and Demotion both on Terrorking Archfiend increasing his attack by 2000 muhahahaha. Tupid: No my favourite Monster card (LP: 3400) I tried God I tried no Dungus, Dingus no more holding back.
Dungus: Were we holding back? I play Blade Knight in attack mode and play all my other cards face-down and attack Amazoness Fighter. Yo-lee: My life points. Dungus: Blade Knight negates Monsters effects that it destroys I end my turn. Dingus: I activate Ojama Trio and Token Thanksgiving, which increases my LP by 2400 lower both of yours by 900... Tupid: Sorry guys I'm out I only played cause you guys liked this stupid game no point now. Dungus: Really we only played it because we thought you liked it. Dingus, Dungus & Tupid go marching off leaving their DD and Decks on the ground talking about cheese for some reason.
Kaino: Okay that never happened okay. Yo-lee: What never happened. Kaino: well we're both in the Finals see ya there. Yo-lee *Gives him a kiss and whispers something in his ear*: See ya around handsome.
Kaino: mmm... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... that complicates things. ___________________________________________________________
Justin: What did she say. Yo-lee *Punches him in the head*: None of your business. Justin: Of course it is I am allowed to know everything that goes on in this Fanfic because I am the official noses person here and under subsection B-28: The Nosey Prats Ruling. I am allowed to know all that is going on. Yo-lee: SHUDDA UR FACE. Justin *Very submissive voice*: Yes miss.
Kaino: Well it's 1:13 and I'm going to bed so any more flaming and I'll write about the History of Horse Shoes for the next few Chapters.
Celvise: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Kaino: R&R.
Kaino: Abuse the Work Experience Guy. Justin: Check. Kaino: Incite a revolution in France. Justin: Viva la France. Kaino: The thing we talked about. Justin: The rarest we are talking one hundred percent pure my friend not even available anywhere anymore this thing is a beauty.
Kaino *Mouth is watering*: I have seen perfection. Resurrect Jesus. Justin: Check, oh but I kept asking him lodes of stuff like the Meaning of Life and shit like that and he ended up overloading his brain and it exploded, so we gonna have to put it all back together if we want him to work and stuff. Kaino: Hell no.
Celvise *As Kaino and Justin continue on about who knows what*: And now the sixth chapter, unfortunately Cinimond is still at war with Lawyers and the Disclaimer went home to fix his marriage so it's just us for the Chapter, BEGIN. ___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6: Let the bodies hit the floor and somebody get some water for the roof is on fire.
Kaino: only 3 more victories and I'm in the Finals. Celvise and Justin: We already are *With a look of misdirected smirking on their faces and they began laughing like school girls".
Kaino: Am I so going to hurt them in a minute, how about we all have a Dual against three other people. Celvise: No. Justin: Nope. Celvise and Justin: You gonna have to do it all by yourself. Kaino: Come on please the Finals aren't for a week all could all go do something fun my treat please. Celvise and Justin: Mmm. *Both thinking through the possibilities*. Justin: Na, I'm gonna go shopping. Celvise: Me too, see ya later Kaino *Blows a kiss*.
Kaino: okay I definitely want to get those Duals over with today but how mmm... I could have a three on one but if I lose I would be out of the Tournament and then those two would have a field day with it. Yo-lee: There is never an easy way out of things uh. Kaino: Yo-lee, what do you want *with a suspicious look*. Yo-lee: to return the flavour of course, I know three morons that you and I could take out sleep-Dualling. Kaino: I beat one person that way before it was quite amusing. Yo-lee: Right whatever, I need two more wins so lets go. ___________________________________________________________
Kaino: Those the guys. Yo-lee: uh huh. Kaino: Dingus, Dungus and Tupid, wanna Dual ya. Dingus: Fine, but how did you know our names. Kaino: That is just plane freaky.
Everyone: Let's Dual.
Yo-lee: I start with Amazoness Fighter in attack mode and play one card face-down and end my turn. Dungus: My move and I'll play Rogue Doll in attack mode and play two cards face-down and end my turn. Dingus: I play Three-Headed Geedo in defence mode. Kaino: I play Pandemonium and place two cards Face-down and play Shadowknight Archfiend in attack mode and end my turn. Tupid: I sacrifice Three-Headed Geedo for Twin-Headed Fire Dragon in attack mode and play one card face-down and attack Amazoness Fighter. Kaino: Activate Shadow Spell it reduces your Monsters attack power by 700 and negates the attack.
Yo-lee: Cheers but Amazoness Fighter does deal any damage to my LP no matter what that's why I played her. *Kaino Anime Fall*. I play Amazoness Paladin (att: 1900) and attack Fire Dragon and end my turn. (LP: 4600)
Dungus: I play Grand Tiki Elder and use Mask of Weakness on Amazoness Paladin and attack her with Rogue Doll and attack Amazoness Fighter with Tiki Elder, ha a nice victory over your Monsters there. Yo-lee: I activate Amazoness Archers which reduces all their attack power by 500, both your Monsters are destroyed. Dungus: I play this card face-down and end my turn. Dingus: I play Beaver Warrior in Defense mode and end my turn.
Kaino: I play another two cards face-down and play Infernoqueen Archfiend in attack mode and attack Dungus's LP with Shadowknight and Infernoqueen (LP: 1700) and end my turn.
Tupid: I Sacrifice Beaver Warrior for Earl of Demise and attack Infernoqueen. Kaino: Never learn, activate Sakuretsu Armour which destroys him. Tupid: Oh man I end.
Dungus: I play Ojama Green in defense mode *winks at the other two*. Dingus: I play Ojama Black in defense mode. Yo-lee: I play one card face-down and play another Amazoness Paladin and end my turn. Tupid: I play Ojama Yellow and activate Ojama Delta Hurricane. Yo-lee: I play Spell Shield Type-8 and discard one card from my Hand. Tupid: It failed crap end my turn.
Kaino: Increase Infernoqueen's att by 1000 (att: 1900) and play Terrorking Archfiend in attack mode and play one card face-down and attack all the Ojamas *Massacre follows* and end my turn.
Dingus and Dungus: I set one Monster and end my turn. Yo-lee: Amazoness Fighter attack Tupid directly and Amazoness Paladins attack their face-down Monsters I end my turn.
Tupid: I play Monster Reborn on Grand Tiki Elder and Summon Melchid the Four-Faced Beast and sacrifice both for Death Guardius in attack mode and attack your Terrorking Archfiend. Kaino: *Laughs* No traps this time just f...u...n... I activate Demonic Soul Stealing Sword and Demotion both on Terrorking Archfiend increasing his attack by 2000 muhahahaha. Tupid: No my favourite Monster card (LP: 3400) I tried God I tried no Dungus, Dingus no more holding back.
Dungus: Were we holding back? I play Blade Knight in attack mode and play all my other cards face-down and attack Amazoness Fighter. Yo-lee: My life points. Dungus: Blade Knight negates Monsters effects that it destroys I end my turn. Dingus: I activate Ojama Trio and Token Thanksgiving, which increases my LP by 2400 lower both of yours by 900... Tupid: Sorry guys I'm out I only played cause you guys liked this stupid game no point now. Dungus: Really we only played it because we thought you liked it. Dingus, Dungus & Tupid go marching off leaving their DD and Decks on the ground talking about cheese for some reason.
Kaino: Okay that never happened okay. Yo-lee: What never happened. Kaino: well we're both in the Finals see ya there. Yo-lee *Gives him a kiss and whispers something in his ear*: See ya around handsome.
Kaino: mmm... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... that complicates things. ___________________________________________________________
Justin: What did she say. Yo-lee *Punches him in the head*: None of your business. Justin: Of course it is I am allowed to know everything that goes on in this Fanfic because I am the official noses person here and under subsection B-28: The Nosey Prats Ruling. I am allowed to know all that is going on. Yo-lee: SHUDDA UR FACE. Justin *Very submissive voice*: Yes miss.
Kaino: Well it's 1:13 and I'm going to bed so any more flaming and I'll write about the History of Horse Shoes for the next few Chapters.
Celvise: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Kaino: R&R.
