*cough* I think I owe everyone an apology for the severe delay.... what
can I blame it on? Let's check the list -
large amounts of homework
large amounts of tests
going away on holiday to France
spending most of other time schooling horse
suffering from writer's block
being chronically lazy?
Once again, I AM DEEPLY SORRY AND REGRETFUL AND THANKFUL FOR ALL YOU KIND READER'S FORGIVENESS AND PATIENCE FOR MY USELESS SELF!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for continuing to read my story and please review!!!!
Ok, that's about all my excuses and with little further ado, I present *drum roll please* the next chapter!
Disclaimer: it's that time again where I admit to the world that I do not own Dragonball Z or Harry Potter and am simply an escaped mental patient with nothing better to do with her spare time *sigh* Maybe if I ask nicely and clean my bedroom once in a while I might get one of them for Christmas?
Shin - I doubt it...
Wild-filly - Quiet! I'm trying to wallow in self-pity here and you're not helping!
Shin - Well I'm the one who should be complaining; I thought I was your favourite character and now you've dragged me into this madness!
Wild-filly - *pats Shin condescendingly on the head* Don't worry, Dende's going to cop it as well. Very soon in fact.
Shin - O.o What's going to happen to him?
Wild-filly - ^_^; Kibito's not very happy.
Shin - Oh dear.. I just hope Dende has life insurance.
Wild-filly - *shakes head sadly* I don't think there'll be much point since he probably won't survive.
Shin - You're horrible, you know that?!
Wild-filly - *proudly* ^_^ I know!
Shin - haven't you anything better to do than ruin other people's lives?
Wild-filly - *considers for a moment* nah, not really.
Shin - -_-;; ever thought about doing your maths assignment instead?
Wild-filly - O.o* I forgot about that. oh well, never mind.
Shin - *sigh* at least I tried.
**Chapter 5**
While it would be fair to say that in the Harry Potter world things had gotten a little out of control, things weren't doing much better back in the Dragonball Z home either.
"Where could they have gone?" pondered Krillen as he flopped unceremoniously on the familiar royal-blue couch. Bulma and Chi-Chi had screeched loud enough at the disappearance of their children that even if the remaining Z fighters hadn't bothered to sense the disappearance of the two Saiyans, three demi-Saiyans and Namekian, they would certainly have heard of the disappearance without the benefit of telepathy.
Bulma paced the living room in confusion, kicking at the lurking piles of wrapping paper in frustration. "I have absolutely no idea where they could have gone.... none of my transportation inventions were activated, nobody blew apart the wall in order to get in or out and the front door, for once in it's life, has NOT been blown off its hinges by a certain Saiyan Prince who believes that life's too short for doorknobs".
Chi-Chi stared mournfully around the strangely silent room, "whatever it is, it must have been serious; I mean, since when does Goku leave the vicinity of the kitchen when I'm cooking?!" Sliding into the depths of a nearby chair, decked out with sparkly Christmas paper, Chi-Chi's concerned gaze flashed into one of rage. "HOW DARE GOKU LEAVE LIKE THIS?! IT'S CHRISTMAS FOR DENDE'S SAKE, IT'S NO TIME TO TAKE THE BOYS OUT TO TRAIN!!!"
Partially deafened and blasted off of the couch by Chi-Chi's sudden bellow, Krillen shakily pulled himself to his feet, "Chi-Chi, I don't sense Goku or Gohan ANYWHERE, so I don't think they're off training."
Chi-Chi treated Krillen to a glare all to himself, "then what about the Time Chamber? Couldn't he have gone there?" Cringing under the intensity of the raven-haired woman's ire, Krillen blanched, "eh.... why don't we go see Dende and ask if he knows where they are?" Chi-Chi removed her glare, allowing Krillen to heave a sigh of relief; off the hook at last. Eyeing Chi-Chi apprehensively as the enraged woman stormed out of the room, searching for the keys to her aircar, Krillen felt exceptionally sorry for the husband and sons of the Son matriarch.
Following Bulma, 18, Marron, Yamcha and Puar from the festively scruffy room, Krillen padded down the hallway, mentally preparing himself for the furious outburst that would come upon reaching the Lookout.
*
Trouble was not only on Earth though; as Kaioshin's sycophantic bodyguard was beside himself with fury. In his frantic search of the Supreme Deity's office, Kibito stumbled across the remains of the crystal Seeing-Orb literally. Skidding on the fragments of glass decorating the otherwise spotless tiled floor, Kibito growled and tentatively picked himself up again; face contorted partly with pain and partly with realisation as to what he had slipped on. Staring around the floor, his coal-black eyes took in the shards of priceless crystal all over the place - perhaps they could give him a clue as to his charge's whereabouts.
Raising a massive pink hand to shoulder height, the aged bodyguard called a small amount of blue energy into the palm of his hand, murmuring an appropriate spell as the blue light flared with magical energy. The tongues of blue flame flew from the creature's hand and spread out around the room, seeking in every crevice as they pulled the mystical Orb together once again.
Moments later, Kibito smiled in relief as the last chip in the irreplaceable Orb returned to its rightful home. Not a single crack was evident, which was just as well - Kibito still winced when he remembered the price of the wretched thing. Pressing his hand against the surface of the Orb, Kibito concentrated, calling on the magic within his mind to pull an image to the glittering surface. A picture fluttered into sight, still clouded by the comparatively weak magical energy of its new user. Kibito squinted painfully into the misty depths and have a gasp of horror as he saw what lay within.
Dropping the Orb in complete and utter astonishment and fear, Kibito barely winced as the massive sphere shattered on his soft brown leather boots. How in the name of all things holy did his master end up in such a dimension? This was not good at all.... he was used to the Kai attempting to escape from his duties occasionally, but he had never gone so far as to leaving the dimension!
Something was strange about the situation though....and he could sense the lingering tendrils of another being's magical energy. Squinting even harder into the murky image, Kibito gave a furious yelp as he recognised a certain teenaged demi-Saiyan. Dende! This must have been what Gohan had contacted his master for earlier, and now that he thought about it, there was a definite feel of Namekian powers.
Scarlet with fury, the already intimidating bodyguard stormed through the maze of chambers that was the sacred palace on Kaioshinkai, coming to a halt on the smooth grass plains outside. Focusing his energy on Earth's Lookout, a semi-circle of blue light engulfed the giant and he vanished from the surface of the planet of the Kais. A little Namek was in a lot of trouble....
***
Dende smirked; serve the leech right, trying to steal HIS job. Nobody was allowed to torture Gohan but Dende - virtually every fanfiction author said so!
Peering closer at his smudged, glass Orb, Dende moved in for a closer look as to exactly who had been spying on him. From where Goku was standing, he could just make out the tips of a white Mohawk and a green-blue outfit, complete with scarlet boots. "Hmmmmnnnnn.....", pondered Dende aloud, "where have I seen that hair before? And those weird clothes are kinda familiar as well..." Dende paled, "oh dear lord, what have I done?!"
Staring in disbelief at the cracked glass surface, Dende began to shiver in fright as he realised that he had just transported the Supreme Ruling Deity of the Universe into an alternate dimension and also.... his humourless bodyguard was about to find out. Life was definitely NOT looking good.... worse still, Dende had absolutely no idea how to reverse the situation - he was relying on Gohan to figure that one out himself, while he, Guardian of Earth, lounged luxuriously on a deck chair sipping an icy Pina Colada.
Time to abandon all godly dignity and run like a coward.
*
The occupants of the Great Hall were not having a good day; more than one houseful of students was going to be visiting the hospital wing for an anti- stress potion and by the way things were going, they wouldn't only be humans. Kaioshin cursed himself mentally, how did he just know something like this would happen?! The one time in his life he decided to have a little fun wrecking someone else's life was the day his own was thrown in the blender. He considered praying for a moment, but remembered just in time that HE was the high God and would only achieve appearing even stranger.
Gohan trotted over; there was no sign of Kibito anywhere - not a good omen. 'I contacted you earlier, have you come to take us back?'
Kaioshin coughed slightly, highly embarrassed; one did not spend millennia training to become supreme god of the universe and then be outwitted by a small, drunken Namekian child. 'I'm afraid not Gohan. I seem to also have been pulled into this dimension'.
Gohan stopped; jaw dropping with disbelief. How could it be Dende if even the Supreme Kai had been pulled in? Perhaps he should be more careful before jumping to conclusions. 'Do you know who sent us here?'
Kaioshin considered revealing the reason how he came to be here, but looking at the generally disgruntled expressions on the Saiyans and Namekian he concluded that this wouldn't be his wisest decision in history.
'I am not entirely sure, but it may well have been some superior power'. There, a nice lie to cover up the whole embarrassing situation - not a chance in the world of it backfiring.
From where he stood, in front of his headmaster's chair and wand drawn, flicking rainbow sparks in the air to recapture the school's attention, Dumbledore caught this shred of conversation. Lowering his wand and shuffling around Professor McGonagal, muttering instructions to herd the school to their dormitories and have the feast brought up to each common room, the aged wizard joined the huddled group of dimensional visitors. Goku looked up, 'hi!'
Albus looked gravely into the grinning Saiyan's dark eyes, 'I fear that your friend's entry may bring ill tidings. I suggest that you all accompany me to my office. You too, Harry, Ron and Hermione'. Dumbledore smiled at the nervous adolescents standing to the side of the curious group. Harry, much to his own surprise, hadn't felt at all shocked at the sudden arrival of the newest visitor and had advanced while the majority of the population fled in terror.
'I reckon it's amazing just what we get ourselves into, although I bet this is a new record for speed', muttered Ron into Harry's ear.
**** 'I don't believe it! Where could they have gone?' growled Chi-Chi, towering over the terrified Dende.
'I have no idea!' moaned the wretched Namekian, trying to shuffle out of range of the ferocious death glare that was threatening to pin him to the manicured flowerbeds. Kicking his hastily packed suitcase out of sight in what he hoped was a discreet fashion, Dende scrambled through his mind in search of an excuse to leave, but his blood ran cold as an electric blue orb of energy flashed into life at the entrance of the Lookout.
'I'm really sorry Chi-Chi! But I have to go and..... look for them! Yeah, that's right!' Magnificent excuse Dende, you always were more intelligent than Piccolo. Turning away from the crimson woman who was slowly grinding her teeth in pent-up rage, Dende smiled the dazed grin of a human given death row pardon a minute before his execution. Gathering up his bag of godly possessions, Dende took off into the blissfully cool, free sky.
Well.... he nearly made it, but one did not become the sworn protector of the Supreme Kai by slacking off in training. A dark shadow loomed over the fleeing Namek, blotting out the sun in a dramatic display of the youngster's doom. Dende felt the rippling air grow colder and looked resolutely at the ground flashing by.
'Dende...' came a mutinous growl. The green guardian gave a woeful yelp of fear and sped faster. Maybe he should have told Chi-Chi the truth about what he did - at least then his death would have been swifter.
****
'His name is Voldemort, and he is the most powerful Dark Wizard of our time.'
Goku looked confused. Goku was confused. 'what's a dark wizard?'
Vegeta gave a contemptuous snarl, 'what do you think it means? It's one of those freaks with an attitude problem'. Harry couldn't help but feel that the spiky-haired alien needed to be a little more specific, as Voldemort was not the only candidate in the vicinity.
'He is power-hungry, and this power has been growing substantially. If it is true that you are as powerful as you claim you are, then I believe that it is possible that he is the one who summoned you here to use as weapons.' The Supreme Kai's stomach twisted - this wasn't going well at all, at least now though there was a convenient evil being to shoulder the blame. How long before he was discovered as an associate though?
Gohan sighed, 'I should have guessed it wasn't Dende, I mean, he's not THIS horrible to me usually'. Goku shook his head disapprovingly, 'now son, it's not polite to always be arguing with the Guardian of the Earth'.
Goten and Trunks snickered evilly as they watched Gohan squirm in discomfort as Dumbledore, Harry, Ron and Hermione treated him to a calculating stare. Dumbledore cleared his throat, still watching Gohan carefully over his half-moon spectacles, 'either way, this is a serious situation and we have to take precautions that Voldemort was not the one who sent you here and cannot control your minds'.
Goku blinked in confusion (as per usual), 'how can he control minds? Is it like Babidi and the Majins?' Vegeta growled irritably, 'that is none of your concern Kakarott, since you don't have a mind in danger of being controlled'.
Goku turned his confused gaze to the glaring Saiyan prince as he pondered over a suitable answer to Vegeta's comment while his sons shot loathing expressions over their father's shoulder.
So sorry that I didn't write more, but more is on the way very shortly! I am going to start updating more regularly and with longer chapters, so please review.. Even though I really don't think I deserve it after this hideously long break *puppy eyes* please?
large amounts of homework
large amounts of tests
going away on holiday to France
spending most of other time schooling horse
suffering from writer's block
being chronically lazy?
Once again, I AM DEEPLY SORRY AND REGRETFUL AND THANKFUL FOR ALL YOU KIND READER'S FORGIVENESS AND PATIENCE FOR MY USELESS SELF!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for continuing to read my story and please review!!!!
Ok, that's about all my excuses and with little further ado, I present *drum roll please* the next chapter!
Disclaimer: it's that time again where I admit to the world that I do not own Dragonball Z or Harry Potter and am simply an escaped mental patient with nothing better to do with her spare time *sigh* Maybe if I ask nicely and clean my bedroom once in a while I might get one of them for Christmas?
Shin - I doubt it...
Wild-filly - Quiet! I'm trying to wallow in self-pity here and you're not helping!
Shin - Well I'm the one who should be complaining; I thought I was your favourite character and now you've dragged me into this madness!
Wild-filly - *pats Shin condescendingly on the head* Don't worry, Dende's going to cop it as well. Very soon in fact.
Shin - O.o What's going to happen to him?
Wild-filly - ^_^; Kibito's not very happy.
Shin - Oh dear.. I just hope Dende has life insurance.
Wild-filly - *shakes head sadly* I don't think there'll be much point since he probably won't survive.
Shin - You're horrible, you know that?!
Wild-filly - *proudly* ^_^ I know!
Shin - haven't you anything better to do than ruin other people's lives?
Wild-filly - *considers for a moment* nah, not really.
Shin - -_-;; ever thought about doing your maths assignment instead?
Wild-filly - O.o* I forgot about that. oh well, never mind.
Shin - *sigh* at least I tried.
**Chapter 5**
While it would be fair to say that in the Harry Potter world things had gotten a little out of control, things weren't doing much better back in the Dragonball Z home either.
"Where could they have gone?" pondered Krillen as he flopped unceremoniously on the familiar royal-blue couch. Bulma and Chi-Chi had screeched loud enough at the disappearance of their children that even if the remaining Z fighters hadn't bothered to sense the disappearance of the two Saiyans, three demi-Saiyans and Namekian, they would certainly have heard of the disappearance without the benefit of telepathy.
Bulma paced the living room in confusion, kicking at the lurking piles of wrapping paper in frustration. "I have absolutely no idea where they could have gone.... none of my transportation inventions were activated, nobody blew apart the wall in order to get in or out and the front door, for once in it's life, has NOT been blown off its hinges by a certain Saiyan Prince who believes that life's too short for doorknobs".
Chi-Chi stared mournfully around the strangely silent room, "whatever it is, it must have been serious; I mean, since when does Goku leave the vicinity of the kitchen when I'm cooking?!" Sliding into the depths of a nearby chair, decked out with sparkly Christmas paper, Chi-Chi's concerned gaze flashed into one of rage. "HOW DARE GOKU LEAVE LIKE THIS?! IT'S CHRISTMAS FOR DENDE'S SAKE, IT'S NO TIME TO TAKE THE BOYS OUT TO TRAIN!!!"
Partially deafened and blasted off of the couch by Chi-Chi's sudden bellow, Krillen shakily pulled himself to his feet, "Chi-Chi, I don't sense Goku or Gohan ANYWHERE, so I don't think they're off training."
Chi-Chi treated Krillen to a glare all to himself, "then what about the Time Chamber? Couldn't he have gone there?" Cringing under the intensity of the raven-haired woman's ire, Krillen blanched, "eh.... why don't we go see Dende and ask if he knows where they are?" Chi-Chi removed her glare, allowing Krillen to heave a sigh of relief; off the hook at last. Eyeing Chi-Chi apprehensively as the enraged woman stormed out of the room, searching for the keys to her aircar, Krillen felt exceptionally sorry for the husband and sons of the Son matriarch.
Following Bulma, 18, Marron, Yamcha and Puar from the festively scruffy room, Krillen padded down the hallway, mentally preparing himself for the furious outburst that would come upon reaching the Lookout.
*
Trouble was not only on Earth though; as Kaioshin's sycophantic bodyguard was beside himself with fury. In his frantic search of the Supreme Deity's office, Kibito stumbled across the remains of the crystal Seeing-Orb literally. Skidding on the fragments of glass decorating the otherwise spotless tiled floor, Kibito growled and tentatively picked himself up again; face contorted partly with pain and partly with realisation as to what he had slipped on. Staring around the floor, his coal-black eyes took in the shards of priceless crystal all over the place - perhaps they could give him a clue as to his charge's whereabouts.
Raising a massive pink hand to shoulder height, the aged bodyguard called a small amount of blue energy into the palm of his hand, murmuring an appropriate spell as the blue light flared with magical energy. The tongues of blue flame flew from the creature's hand and spread out around the room, seeking in every crevice as they pulled the mystical Orb together once again.
Moments later, Kibito smiled in relief as the last chip in the irreplaceable Orb returned to its rightful home. Not a single crack was evident, which was just as well - Kibito still winced when he remembered the price of the wretched thing. Pressing his hand against the surface of the Orb, Kibito concentrated, calling on the magic within his mind to pull an image to the glittering surface. A picture fluttered into sight, still clouded by the comparatively weak magical energy of its new user. Kibito squinted painfully into the misty depths and have a gasp of horror as he saw what lay within.
Dropping the Orb in complete and utter astonishment and fear, Kibito barely winced as the massive sphere shattered on his soft brown leather boots. How in the name of all things holy did his master end up in such a dimension? This was not good at all.... he was used to the Kai attempting to escape from his duties occasionally, but he had never gone so far as to leaving the dimension!
Something was strange about the situation though....and he could sense the lingering tendrils of another being's magical energy. Squinting even harder into the murky image, Kibito gave a furious yelp as he recognised a certain teenaged demi-Saiyan. Dende! This must have been what Gohan had contacted his master for earlier, and now that he thought about it, there was a definite feel of Namekian powers.
Scarlet with fury, the already intimidating bodyguard stormed through the maze of chambers that was the sacred palace on Kaioshinkai, coming to a halt on the smooth grass plains outside. Focusing his energy on Earth's Lookout, a semi-circle of blue light engulfed the giant and he vanished from the surface of the planet of the Kais. A little Namek was in a lot of trouble....
***
Dende smirked; serve the leech right, trying to steal HIS job. Nobody was allowed to torture Gohan but Dende - virtually every fanfiction author said so!
Peering closer at his smudged, glass Orb, Dende moved in for a closer look as to exactly who had been spying on him. From where Goku was standing, he could just make out the tips of a white Mohawk and a green-blue outfit, complete with scarlet boots. "Hmmmmnnnnn.....", pondered Dende aloud, "where have I seen that hair before? And those weird clothes are kinda familiar as well..." Dende paled, "oh dear lord, what have I done?!"
Staring in disbelief at the cracked glass surface, Dende began to shiver in fright as he realised that he had just transported the Supreme Ruling Deity of the Universe into an alternate dimension and also.... his humourless bodyguard was about to find out. Life was definitely NOT looking good.... worse still, Dende had absolutely no idea how to reverse the situation - he was relying on Gohan to figure that one out himself, while he, Guardian of Earth, lounged luxuriously on a deck chair sipping an icy Pina Colada.
Time to abandon all godly dignity and run like a coward.
*
The occupants of the Great Hall were not having a good day; more than one houseful of students was going to be visiting the hospital wing for an anti- stress potion and by the way things were going, they wouldn't only be humans. Kaioshin cursed himself mentally, how did he just know something like this would happen?! The one time in his life he decided to have a little fun wrecking someone else's life was the day his own was thrown in the blender. He considered praying for a moment, but remembered just in time that HE was the high God and would only achieve appearing even stranger.
Gohan trotted over; there was no sign of Kibito anywhere - not a good omen. 'I contacted you earlier, have you come to take us back?'
Kaioshin coughed slightly, highly embarrassed; one did not spend millennia training to become supreme god of the universe and then be outwitted by a small, drunken Namekian child. 'I'm afraid not Gohan. I seem to also have been pulled into this dimension'.
Gohan stopped; jaw dropping with disbelief. How could it be Dende if even the Supreme Kai had been pulled in? Perhaps he should be more careful before jumping to conclusions. 'Do you know who sent us here?'
Kaioshin considered revealing the reason how he came to be here, but looking at the generally disgruntled expressions on the Saiyans and Namekian he concluded that this wouldn't be his wisest decision in history.
'I am not entirely sure, but it may well have been some superior power'. There, a nice lie to cover up the whole embarrassing situation - not a chance in the world of it backfiring.
From where he stood, in front of his headmaster's chair and wand drawn, flicking rainbow sparks in the air to recapture the school's attention, Dumbledore caught this shred of conversation. Lowering his wand and shuffling around Professor McGonagal, muttering instructions to herd the school to their dormitories and have the feast brought up to each common room, the aged wizard joined the huddled group of dimensional visitors. Goku looked up, 'hi!'
Albus looked gravely into the grinning Saiyan's dark eyes, 'I fear that your friend's entry may bring ill tidings. I suggest that you all accompany me to my office. You too, Harry, Ron and Hermione'. Dumbledore smiled at the nervous adolescents standing to the side of the curious group. Harry, much to his own surprise, hadn't felt at all shocked at the sudden arrival of the newest visitor and had advanced while the majority of the population fled in terror.
'I reckon it's amazing just what we get ourselves into, although I bet this is a new record for speed', muttered Ron into Harry's ear.
**** 'I don't believe it! Where could they have gone?' growled Chi-Chi, towering over the terrified Dende.
'I have no idea!' moaned the wretched Namekian, trying to shuffle out of range of the ferocious death glare that was threatening to pin him to the manicured flowerbeds. Kicking his hastily packed suitcase out of sight in what he hoped was a discreet fashion, Dende scrambled through his mind in search of an excuse to leave, but his blood ran cold as an electric blue orb of energy flashed into life at the entrance of the Lookout.
'I'm really sorry Chi-Chi! But I have to go and..... look for them! Yeah, that's right!' Magnificent excuse Dende, you always were more intelligent than Piccolo. Turning away from the crimson woman who was slowly grinding her teeth in pent-up rage, Dende smiled the dazed grin of a human given death row pardon a minute before his execution. Gathering up his bag of godly possessions, Dende took off into the blissfully cool, free sky.
Well.... he nearly made it, but one did not become the sworn protector of the Supreme Kai by slacking off in training. A dark shadow loomed over the fleeing Namek, blotting out the sun in a dramatic display of the youngster's doom. Dende felt the rippling air grow colder and looked resolutely at the ground flashing by.
'Dende...' came a mutinous growl. The green guardian gave a woeful yelp of fear and sped faster. Maybe he should have told Chi-Chi the truth about what he did - at least then his death would have been swifter.
****
'His name is Voldemort, and he is the most powerful Dark Wizard of our time.'
Goku looked confused. Goku was confused. 'what's a dark wizard?'
Vegeta gave a contemptuous snarl, 'what do you think it means? It's one of those freaks with an attitude problem'. Harry couldn't help but feel that the spiky-haired alien needed to be a little more specific, as Voldemort was not the only candidate in the vicinity.
'He is power-hungry, and this power has been growing substantially. If it is true that you are as powerful as you claim you are, then I believe that it is possible that he is the one who summoned you here to use as weapons.' The Supreme Kai's stomach twisted - this wasn't going well at all, at least now though there was a convenient evil being to shoulder the blame. How long before he was discovered as an associate though?
Gohan sighed, 'I should have guessed it wasn't Dende, I mean, he's not THIS horrible to me usually'. Goku shook his head disapprovingly, 'now son, it's not polite to always be arguing with the Guardian of the Earth'.
Goten and Trunks snickered evilly as they watched Gohan squirm in discomfort as Dumbledore, Harry, Ron and Hermione treated him to a calculating stare. Dumbledore cleared his throat, still watching Gohan carefully over his half-moon spectacles, 'either way, this is a serious situation and we have to take precautions that Voldemort was not the one who sent you here and cannot control your minds'.
Goku blinked in confusion (as per usual), 'how can he control minds? Is it like Babidi and the Majins?' Vegeta growled irritably, 'that is none of your concern Kakarott, since you don't have a mind in danger of being controlled'.
Goku turned his confused gaze to the glaring Saiyan prince as he pondered over a suitable answer to Vegeta's comment while his sons shot loathing expressions over their father's shoulder.
So sorry that I didn't write more, but more is on the way very shortly! I am going to start updating more regularly and with longer chapters, so please review.. Even though I really don't think I deserve it after this hideously long break *puppy eyes* please?
