Chapter Five: "OMG, Where's My Significant Other?"

Jean Grey, Scott, and Wolverine were walking down a hallway at the school? Yes, they were. Because that's where they lived. Maybe? Yes, they did live there, except when they didn't. Jean Grey and Scott loved each other, because they were married. Sadly, Jean Grey and Wolverine also loved each other. It put things in a whirl, because the girl loved two people. It was just too damn bad.

Hermia and Lysander were walking down the hallway of the school? Yes, they were, because they used their teleporting powers to get there? Yes, they did. So they were at the school.

Hermia and Lysander had to use the restroom. But they didn't know where it was. So they found Jesus? No. They didn't find Jesus, they found Jean Grey, Scott, and Wolverine. "Where is my sanity?" asked Hermia.

"I don't know," said Wolverine. "But I do know where the restroom is!"

"Great, because we were just wondering that," Lysander said.

"Who are you?" Jean Grey asked.

Lysander bowed grandly. "I am Lysander," he said, with an emphasis on the 'a', so it sounded like LySANder. Hermia curtsied. "And this is my wife, Hermia."

"Great to know," said Wolverine.

"Well, I am Scott Summers, aka Cyclops, and this is Logan, aka Wolverine, and my wife Jean Grey," Scott said, indicating each person as he introduced him.

"So, where is the bathroom?" LySANder asked.

"Here, I will show Hermia," said Jean Grey.

"And I will show Lysander," said Scott. So Scott showed LySANder where the men's restroom was, and Jean Grey showed Hermia was the ladies' restroom was. And Wolverine stood there.

The restrooms were on opposite sides of the school, so when they were done in the restrooms they didn't know where each other were. Hermia couldn't find LySANder, and LySANder couldn't find Hermia, and Scott couldn't find Jean Grey, and Jean Grey... well, she could find Scott, because she was a telepath. So Jean Grey used her telepathy to locate Scott and LySANder and took Hermia to where they were, and the lovers were all together again. And Wolverine stood there.