Chapter Six: "August 12 is National Hermia and Lysander Day!"
The Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and Cupid were arguing with each other over if they should kick the Groundhog out of Holidayland because past the fourth grade nobody cared about the Groundhog. The Groundhog was sad, because people who were in fourth grade and under were very influential in Holidayland, and he was still legitimate.
Hermia and Lysander were walking down the hallway of the grand castle in Holidayland. They got to the grand castle in Holidayland using their teleporting powers. They saw the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and Cupid arguing with the Groundhog. The Groundhog looked depressed.
"Why are you arguing?" asked Hermia.
"We want to kick the Groundhog out of Holidayland because nobody cares about his holiday past the age of nine," Cupid whined.
"He's not important enough to live in Holidayland," the Easter Bunny complained.
"Who are you?" Santa Clause asked Hermia and Lysander.
Lysander bowed grandly. "I am Lysander," he said, with an emphasis on the 'a', so it sounded like LySANder. Hermia curtsied. "And this is my wife, Hermia."
"Okay then," said the Easter Bunny.
"What do you think about Groundhog Day?" asked Santa Clause.
"Should the Groundhog be allowed to stay in Holidayland?" Cupid prompted.
"I think that he should!" Hermia said.
"Yes, the Groundhog is very important and very cool," said LySANder.
"Oh, you two are so smart," said the Easter Bunny.
"You shall get your own holiday now!" proclaimed Cupid.
"August 12 shall now officially be National Hermia and Lysander day," Santa Clause declared.
The Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and Cupid were arguing with each other over if they should kick the Groundhog out of Holidayland because past the fourth grade nobody cared about the Groundhog. The Groundhog was sad, because people who were in fourth grade and under were very influential in Holidayland, and he was still legitimate.
Hermia and Lysander were walking down the hallway of the grand castle in Holidayland. They got to the grand castle in Holidayland using their teleporting powers. They saw the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and Cupid arguing with the Groundhog. The Groundhog looked depressed.
"Why are you arguing?" asked Hermia.
"We want to kick the Groundhog out of Holidayland because nobody cares about his holiday past the age of nine," Cupid whined.
"He's not important enough to live in Holidayland," the Easter Bunny complained.
"Who are you?" Santa Clause asked Hermia and Lysander.
Lysander bowed grandly. "I am Lysander," he said, with an emphasis on the 'a', so it sounded like LySANder. Hermia curtsied. "And this is my wife, Hermia."
"Okay then," said the Easter Bunny.
"What do you think about Groundhog Day?" asked Santa Clause.
"Should the Groundhog be allowed to stay in Holidayland?" Cupid prompted.
"I think that he should!" Hermia said.
"Yes, the Groundhog is very important and very cool," said LySANder.
"Oh, you two are so smart," said the Easter Bunny.
"You shall get your own holiday now!" proclaimed Cupid.
"August 12 shall now officially be National Hermia and Lysander day," Santa Clause declared.
