The Gingerbread Man: Part 2

Hmmm, so far I thought the fic was lame and the turks a little extra...So I tried to make them play some role! And they took over the story somehow... Enjoy!

*Disclaimer* (Read in Chapter 1)

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Rufus: Okay, back to the gingerbread man.
Run, run as fast as you can!
Who should he meet but

*Aeris emerges and waves*

Rufus: A little pink pig! Heh heh.

Aeris: Hey!! *beats up Rufus*

Cloud: I'm tired of running! *stops for a breather*

Aeris: Oh, poor Cloud...I mean, gingerbread man!! Come here, take a rest!

Cloud: I'm sorry if you haven't noticed, I'm being chased by a crazy bunch of fangirls...

Fangirls: Squeee!!!

Aeris: *casts Holy on fangirls, who are carried off by the lifestream still squealing*

Cloud: ...whew.

Aeris: Now you're mine... *licks lips sweetly* And you look tasty!

Cloud: EEK!!

Rufus: *back at his desk, in a controlled voice* Run run, gingerbread man!
Run as fast as you can! *turns around to turks*

Rufus:Will you guys STOP invading my personal mini bar?! *Beer bottle whizzes past camera, Rufus runs off camera in direction of bottle thrown*

Cloud: WHY the hell am I doing all the running here?! I refuse!

Sephiroth: *runs towards Cloud* There you are!! Come back to your creator!!

Cloud: Wha...? Okay, if you're my creator tell me why I was made...

Aeris: To satisfy my appetite. ^_^

Sephiroth: You're to serve a greater purpose. You were made to help me rule the world!!

Cloud: Aaack!! Noooooo!!! I want my mommy!!

Sephiroth: Then...I am your creator, come to mommy!!

Cloud: I wanna die...

Aeris: Then I'll join you in the lifestream!!

*Cloud runs, followed hot on heels by Sephiroth and Aeris*

*Scene switches to narrator Rufus, who is busy wrestling a bottle of booze off Reno*

Rufus: Give...me...back... my...friggin... *Suddenly Reno lets go. Rufus flies off camera, and a crash is heard in that direction*

Reno: *Hic* Hey look, a camera.

Cameraman: Okay wise guy, you knocked out our narrator, now you substitute!

*Reno is thrust a pile of narrator's papers*

Reno: Wha...? *reads* The Gingerbread Man? What kinda wussy story is that?

Rude: Whazzup?

Reno: This is some friggin sissy kiddy story I'm supposed to read...

Elena: Cool!

Tseng: Shut up, Elena. You just give the turks a bad name.

Director: I'll pay, okay?! Start where Rufus left off. The page that's splashed with beer.

Reno: Right. So this gingerbread dude, he's chased by these two maniacs, and he meets up with...

*Cloud turns a corner and slams into Yuffie*

Yuffie: OW! Watch where you're going, you stupid oaf!!

Cloud: ...Sorry.

Reno: ...A hog.

Yuffie: Say, what nice big eyes you have...

Cloud: Eh?

Yuffie: Blue and glowing... *Glow is reflected in her crazed eyes* Materia...Gimmie!

Reno: ...definitely a hog.

Cloud: EEK!! *turns around and slams into Sephiroth, and is thrown onto ground.*

Sephiroth: Unf.

Cloud: *faints*

Aeris: Oh no!! *runs over and gently lifts Cloud's head* Speak to me!!

Cloud: -_-

Cloud: -_o

Cloud: o_o

Yuffie: *waves hand in front of Cloud*

Cloud: o_o

Sephiroth: Damn, he's gone into shock!! My army!! (note: it's not an army, just that sephy's gone a bit bonkers)

Aeris: *sobs* This is all Sephiroth's fault!!

Sephiroth: No, it's the narrator's!!

Reno: But the script doesn't say anything about a cloned gingerbread man falling into shock... Ah what the hell. *Swigs from a beer bottle, which splashes all over script* Oh shit, now it doesn't say anything at all.

Elena: Reno! That's horrid! Now we can't read the story!

Tseng and Rude: Shut up, Elena!

Reno: yeah... defective gingerbread woman.

Elena: You're mean!! *sobs*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Miryuu: *looks lost for words* Cloud: o_o Mir: Okay okay, so it was lousy, don't chew my ass off, please! Thanks for reading!