Chapter Seven- "You Got Attacked by Pinky!"

"Come on, Ken, come on, Skipper, we're going to miss the sale!" Barbie exclaimed, dragging her hunky hunky boyfriend and her equally blonde but not quite as pretty little sister out the door of her big pink mansion. Ken groaned- he was used to being forced to go shopping with Barbie and Skipper. Skipper really didn't mind... she was just going along so she had something to do.

Barbie, Ken and Skipper got in Barbie's pink convertible and drove to the mall. They listened to the "Barbie Girl" song on the radio on the way there. Skipper sang along out of tune, because she was imperfect compared to her big sister Barbie. Poor unloved Skipper...

Barbie, Ken, and Skipper got out of Barbie's pink convertible and went into the pink store with their pink shopping bags wearing pink clothes. (Well, Ken was wearing blue. Cause he's a boy. But Barbie and Skipper wore pink.) They shopped for more pink clothes at the pink store.

Hermia and Lysander used their teleporting powers to go to the pink store and they ran into Barbie, Ken, and Skipper. They looked outdated because Hermia was wearing her maroon, long dress and Lysander was wearing his green suit with a dickie and his socks taped to his legs. Skipper went over to examine a pink shirt and saw the outdated couple.

"OH MY GOD," Skipper exclaimed. She started screaming at the top of her lungs, causing Barbie and Ken to come over.

"What's the matter, Skipper?" Barbie asked.

"THEY LOOK SO OUTDATED!" Skipper shrieked, pointing at Hermia and Lysander. Barbie looked at them and passed out on the pink floor, dropping her pink shopping bag. Ken caught her and revived her. Barbie stood up and began to talk to Hermia and Lysander.

"Who... who... WHO ARE YOU?" Barbie asked, cowering because of their outdatedness.

Lysander bowed grandly. "I am Lysander," he said, with an emphasis on the 'a', so it sounded like LySANder. Hermia curtsied. "And this is my wife, Hermia."

"Well, Hermia and LySANder," said Barbie, "We have to give you two makeovers! You look much too outdated to be roaming anywhere where humans live. So we shall give you makeovers!"

"OOH! MAKEOVERS!" Skipper squealed, jumping up and down in her pink trainers.

"I think we look just fine, thank you very much," Hermia said indignantly.

"Well, too bad for you," Barbie snapped. "Come on, Hermia, try this on." Barbie handed Hermia a pink pleated miniskirt and a pink baby t-shirt, which Hermia looked at with distaste.

"What're we gonna do about Lysander?" Skipper whined.

"It's LySANder," LySANder patiently explained.

"Well, what're we gonna do about LySANder?" Skipper whined.

"Ken, take him to the super-manly blue store," Barbie commanded. Ken and LySANder left to go to the super-manly blue store next door to the cute and trendy pink store.

Hermia changed into the pink pleated miniskirt and pink baby tee. She looked very pink. Barbie and Skipper applauded their clothing choice. Hermia looked at herself in the full-length pink-framed mirror. "I feel really PINK."

"That's exactly the intention," Barbie and Skipper said, smiling evilly. Within minutes they straightened her curly hair. They decided not to bleach it blonde, because someone had to be a brunette, and it wasn't going to be either of them. They put lots of makeup on her, all of it shiny and preppy-pretty. All of this happened in the pink store.

Next door, LySANder put on a pair of blue jeans and a blue button-down shirt. But his socks were still duct-taped to his legs, so he kept wearing those. Ken brought him back to the pink store where Barbie, Skipper, and Hermia were waiting.

"You look very pink," LySANder told Hermia.

"You look very blue," Hermia told LySANder.

"Come, let us leave this place and on the way tell each other of our dreams," LySANder said, escorting Hermia out of the pink store in their new pink-for-girls blue-for-boys clothes.