Yunsungs Greek comedy. By Herofox
It was a bright morning as Yunsung stood outside the Greek village of Antes.
He decided to stop off and pick up some pastries for his sensei on the way home, from his quest to find Soul Edge. Of course, he gave up on the idea when he realised that he'd lose his sanity, as well as his youthful looks.
He breathed in the fresh mountain air, his chest, so far out, you'd think that his nipples where being pulled by a pair of racehorses with diorama.
"Well," he said, "this should be the place. I'll just make it quick." Or so he thought. He was actually going to spend a lot longer in Greece, than he had first planned.
"I'm home!" said Cassandra as she stepped into the bakery. Her brother gave her a smile, and replied "Hi Cassandra. You've just missed Mom, so I'd say it was pretty good timing." Cassandra began to seat a little. She knew she was going to get an earful from their parents, for running off on a dangerous trip, without telling anyone. So Lucius gave her a suggestion to help matters. "Here" he said as he handed her a bag of bread loafs "Sophetia asked if I'd bring some of these round, but why don't you take them, and give the old couple time to calm down?" "Sounds good." She answered as she headed for the door. She was glad of this, since Sophetia had a milder disposition than her mother, and would hopefully not be too angry about how banged up her sword and shield where.
Yunsung was walking a little further down the road, admiring the peaceful looking town, with people performing simply activities; a gardener handed a bouquet of flowers to a young woman, the sewage engineers came up out of their manhole for a lunch break, and little children playing tag.
As our redheaded hero was about to cross the street, he saw...her. The most beautiful sight he'd seen throughout his journey. Her short blond hair sparkled in the early day sunshine, her turquoise eyes reflected the happy look on her face, and the tights she wore made her legs look very shiny. As Cassandra walked past, Yunsungs face began to redden. Time seemed to slow down, as he gazed at the girl. "Woah..." was all he could say. He was very engrossed in Cassandra, but was sure that he heard a workman shout "Look out!" before falling down an uncovered manhole.
Cassandra then took a look around. She was sure that she just heard someone go "AAAAGH!" a second ago.
Later, Yunsung rented a room at a local tavern. He wrote home to his sensei that afternoon, explaining that he was going to be a little later to come home than expected.
He wanted to see that girl a little more before heading home.
He sat at the port, watching the sunset, as he thought about how he could find a way to talk to her. Then a ship docked, and young man walked down the gangplank. He had brown, shoulder length hair, that wasn't very well groomed, a scar on his cheek, and was warring a red shirt, that he'd unfastened, obviously to show off his six-pack.
Yunsung recognised the man, as they had met once before. "Hey Kilik!" he called to the taller man. Turning his head, Kilik saw Yunsung and gave him a little smile "Oh hey there!" he greeted. "I was wondering if you could help me with a little problem," said Yunsung. "Are ya up for it?" "Sure!" said Kilik.
So our hero, with his new partner in tow, headed in the direction Cassandra was heading. They where sitting on a table next to an outside café, watching the girl talking to an older woman. Thought this woman was still quite beautiful. A young mother of twenty-five years old, beautiful blueish green eyes, and soft, long blonde hair. "I'm really sorry sis!" Said Cassandra showing the sword and shield. "I just didn't want you to go and risk your life, when you have a family who needs you!" then she hung her head in shame. The older blonde (You've guessed that it's Sophetia by now right? ~_^) then smiled. Then, much to a bunch of people's surprise, she cupped her little sister's face...
And kissed her softly and sweetly on the lips. This made Yunsung's nose practically explode, as the blood rushed quite quickly. "I'm just glad you came back alright." Sophetita said, as she hugged Cassandra. "So what's the problem?" asked Kilik, who was wiping his own nosebleed. "Well," he replied, five minutes later, when Cassandra was no longer in sight. "Whenever I see that girl in the tights, I feel something flying around in my stomach, my heart beats really fast, and it's hard to take my eyes away. What do think is wrong with me?" by this time, Kilik was trying his best not to laugh. "You're still a little wet behind the ears aren't you?" he asked between chuckles. He laughed a little harder when he saw Yunsung rubbing the area behind his ears with a towel. "What, do you think its indigestion?" he said as he put the towel down.
"No Yunsung" Killik said "It's love! You've got a crush her!" Yunsung turned a bright shade of red. "Well are you gonna help me or not?!" the red boy in the white gi demanded. "Woah! Easy Tiger!" Killik said quickly as a drop of sweat crept down his head. "Tell ya what. We'll go talk to Xianghua, and she'll help ya with talking to girls."
So our duo headed back to the harbour, and met up with Xianghua, and Killik gave her a flower. "Here." He said, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't find one that's as beautiful as you." He said, with the soft voice, provided by Kirby Morrow. Xianghua began to blush as she took the flower and placed it in her hair. "You're so sweet." She said before grabbing onto Killik's shoulders, standing on tiptoe, and planting a light butterfly kiss on his cheek. Love struck, Killik just rubbed the smudge of lipstick that Xianguha left on his face. They just stood there for ten minutes, lost in each others eyes, before Killik remembered what point he was trying to get across.
"Now you try." He said to Yunsung.
So the story's protagonist grabbed a bunch of flowers from a garden, and almost escaped without being stabbed up the backside with the gardeners pitchfork.
Rubbing his throbbing buttocks, he approached Cassandra, with the flowers in hand.
"Here." He said in the soft voice of Matt Hill "Sorry I couldn't find one as pretty as you." This put a smile onto Cassandra's face. She took the flowers and sniffed in their fragrance. But when she opened her eyes, and looked closer at the bouquet, he let out a very girlish scream, tossed the flowers into the air, and ran off in the opposite direction. With a confused look on his face, matching the expressions of Killik and Xianghua, who where watching from around a corner, looked at the cause of Cassandra's reaction. A wasp. If only Yunsung had checked the flowers for insects beforehand. Everyone knows that girls hate bugs. Defeated, Yunsng hung his head and punched a wall. "I blew it...because of a stupid bug!" he didn't think it so stupid when the wasp gave him a big sting in the back of his pants.
Later that night, Yunsung was taking his frustration out on a tree. He was hacking at slashing at it like a woodsman who's been on the loopy juice. By the time Killik came to offer an answer, the tree was very nicely carved into a statue of Venus.
"If it helps," said Killik, a lot of people pass through here, so there's a chance that one of our friends could help you out."
That cheered him up. "Alright" said Yunsung "we'll try again tomorrow."
I really can't wait to get this up onto the net, so the chapter ends here.
I hope you enjoy it so far. I know Yunsung/Cassandra isn't a usual coupling, but I've noticed that No one's tried it yet, so, I'm just experimenting with this paring.
Thanks =)
It was a bright morning as Yunsung stood outside the Greek village of Antes.
He decided to stop off and pick up some pastries for his sensei on the way home, from his quest to find Soul Edge. Of course, he gave up on the idea when he realised that he'd lose his sanity, as well as his youthful looks.
He breathed in the fresh mountain air, his chest, so far out, you'd think that his nipples where being pulled by a pair of racehorses with diorama.
"Well," he said, "this should be the place. I'll just make it quick." Or so he thought. He was actually going to spend a lot longer in Greece, than he had first planned.
"I'm home!" said Cassandra as she stepped into the bakery. Her brother gave her a smile, and replied "Hi Cassandra. You've just missed Mom, so I'd say it was pretty good timing." Cassandra began to seat a little. She knew she was going to get an earful from their parents, for running off on a dangerous trip, without telling anyone. So Lucius gave her a suggestion to help matters. "Here" he said as he handed her a bag of bread loafs "Sophetia asked if I'd bring some of these round, but why don't you take them, and give the old couple time to calm down?" "Sounds good." She answered as she headed for the door. She was glad of this, since Sophetia had a milder disposition than her mother, and would hopefully not be too angry about how banged up her sword and shield where.
Yunsung was walking a little further down the road, admiring the peaceful looking town, with people performing simply activities; a gardener handed a bouquet of flowers to a young woman, the sewage engineers came up out of their manhole for a lunch break, and little children playing tag.
As our redheaded hero was about to cross the street, he saw...her. The most beautiful sight he'd seen throughout his journey. Her short blond hair sparkled in the early day sunshine, her turquoise eyes reflected the happy look on her face, and the tights she wore made her legs look very shiny. As Cassandra walked past, Yunsungs face began to redden. Time seemed to slow down, as he gazed at the girl. "Woah..." was all he could say. He was very engrossed in Cassandra, but was sure that he heard a workman shout "Look out!" before falling down an uncovered manhole.
Cassandra then took a look around. She was sure that she just heard someone go "AAAAGH!" a second ago.
Later, Yunsung rented a room at a local tavern. He wrote home to his sensei that afternoon, explaining that he was going to be a little later to come home than expected.
He wanted to see that girl a little more before heading home.
He sat at the port, watching the sunset, as he thought about how he could find a way to talk to her. Then a ship docked, and young man walked down the gangplank. He had brown, shoulder length hair, that wasn't very well groomed, a scar on his cheek, and was warring a red shirt, that he'd unfastened, obviously to show off his six-pack.
Yunsung recognised the man, as they had met once before. "Hey Kilik!" he called to the taller man. Turning his head, Kilik saw Yunsung and gave him a little smile "Oh hey there!" he greeted. "I was wondering if you could help me with a little problem," said Yunsung. "Are ya up for it?" "Sure!" said Kilik.
So our hero, with his new partner in tow, headed in the direction Cassandra was heading. They where sitting on a table next to an outside café, watching the girl talking to an older woman. Thought this woman was still quite beautiful. A young mother of twenty-five years old, beautiful blueish green eyes, and soft, long blonde hair. "I'm really sorry sis!" Said Cassandra showing the sword and shield. "I just didn't want you to go and risk your life, when you have a family who needs you!" then she hung her head in shame. The older blonde (You've guessed that it's Sophetia by now right? ~_^) then smiled. Then, much to a bunch of people's surprise, she cupped her little sister's face...
And kissed her softly and sweetly on the lips. This made Yunsung's nose practically explode, as the blood rushed quite quickly. "I'm just glad you came back alright." Sophetita said, as she hugged Cassandra. "So what's the problem?" asked Kilik, who was wiping his own nosebleed. "Well," he replied, five minutes later, when Cassandra was no longer in sight. "Whenever I see that girl in the tights, I feel something flying around in my stomach, my heart beats really fast, and it's hard to take my eyes away. What do think is wrong with me?" by this time, Kilik was trying his best not to laugh. "You're still a little wet behind the ears aren't you?" he asked between chuckles. He laughed a little harder when he saw Yunsung rubbing the area behind his ears with a towel. "What, do you think its indigestion?" he said as he put the towel down.
"No Yunsung" Killik said "It's love! You've got a crush her!" Yunsung turned a bright shade of red. "Well are you gonna help me or not?!" the red boy in the white gi demanded. "Woah! Easy Tiger!" Killik said quickly as a drop of sweat crept down his head. "Tell ya what. We'll go talk to Xianghua, and she'll help ya with talking to girls."
So our duo headed back to the harbour, and met up with Xianghua, and Killik gave her a flower. "Here." He said, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't find one that's as beautiful as you." He said, with the soft voice, provided by Kirby Morrow. Xianghua began to blush as she took the flower and placed it in her hair. "You're so sweet." She said before grabbing onto Killik's shoulders, standing on tiptoe, and planting a light butterfly kiss on his cheek. Love struck, Killik just rubbed the smudge of lipstick that Xianguha left on his face. They just stood there for ten minutes, lost in each others eyes, before Killik remembered what point he was trying to get across.
"Now you try." He said to Yunsung.
So the story's protagonist grabbed a bunch of flowers from a garden, and almost escaped without being stabbed up the backside with the gardeners pitchfork.
Rubbing his throbbing buttocks, he approached Cassandra, with the flowers in hand.
"Here." He said in the soft voice of Matt Hill "Sorry I couldn't find one as pretty as you." This put a smile onto Cassandra's face. She took the flowers and sniffed in their fragrance. But when she opened her eyes, and looked closer at the bouquet, he let out a very girlish scream, tossed the flowers into the air, and ran off in the opposite direction. With a confused look on his face, matching the expressions of Killik and Xianghua, who where watching from around a corner, looked at the cause of Cassandra's reaction. A wasp. If only Yunsung had checked the flowers for insects beforehand. Everyone knows that girls hate bugs. Defeated, Yunsng hung his head and punched a wall. "I blew it...because of a stupid bug!" he didn't think it so stupid when the wasp gave him a big sting in the back of his pants.
Later that night, Yunsung was taking his frustration out on a tree. He was hacking at slashing at it like a woodsman who's been on the loopy juice. By the time Killik came to offer an answer, the tree was very nicely carved into a statue of Venus.
"If it helps," said Killik, a lot of people pass through here, so there's a chance that one of our friends could help you out."
That cheered him up. "Alright" said Yunsung "we'll try again tomorrow."
I really can't wait to get this up onto the net, so the chapter ends here.
I hope you enjoy it so far. I know Yunsung/Cassandra isn't a usual coupling, but I've noticed that No one's tried it yet, so, I'm just experimenting with this paring.
Thanks =)
