Yunsungs Greek comedy chapter 4 by Herofox

AN: There's one thing, I forgot to mention in the last chapter; The flight between Yunsung and Raphael was based upon an episode of the Brit-com "Bottom" called 'Culture'

On a table, belonging to one of the many corner shop café's in Greece, Yunsung, Killik, Raphael and Seigfreid where watching the Bakery across the street.

"I really need to talk to her." Said Yunsung "Well" said Killik "Maybe we need to get the two of you alone together somehow." "Agreed." Input Raphael. "Shyeah right!" came a deep voice, that would make most women swoon. "Hey Maxi!" said Killik, happy to see his old friend again. "You look well Killik." Said Maxi, who was in the alleyway holding himself in the air, by doing the splits, and keeping his feet on the two walls. Then he turned to Yunsung "You'd better learn how to handle women right. That girl seems WAY out of your league." Yunsung stood up and drew Blue Thunder (Which Hwang gave him in the last chapter) "Y'know, you're in a pretty dangerous position to be insulting people!" pointing the blade at an inappropriate spot.

Now Realising just how dangerous Yunsung was, Maxi dropped down and landed on his feet. "Sorry." He said, "just trying to help." Then he sat in the empty chair that Seigfreid left. The man with the womanly hair seemed to have gone across the street.

"We need to get the two of you alone somehow." Said Maxi. "If we're gonna get the two you talking, we need to stalk her and find out what makes her tick. I mean, you've been chasing her for a couple of days." Then he laughed "Tell me you at least know her name by now!" Yunsung, Killik and Raphael all looked away, trying to hide their embarrassment. Maxi then spoke again "Okay, we need to find out what this chick's into. We've got to be more cunning than a fox, who's just graduated from, Cunningham university." Then Seigfried came back. He pulled the chair from underneath Maxi, stood it back up, on top of the Medieval Elvis impersonator, and sat down, with a piece of paper in his hand, and a big smile on his face. "Her name's Cassandra, she likes poetry, animals, children, going to the theatre, and fine home cooking." He said. The others just dropped their jaws and looked at the armour clad happy-guy in amazement. "How'd you do it?!" asked Yunsung, excited at Seigfreids knowledge "I'm a friend of her sisters." He said, with his smile becoming bigger. "I first met Sophetia when she came to Germany on her first quest. I attacked her, thinking that she was an enemy soldier, but of course she defeated me. Every time she landed a hit, she always said sorry for it." Then his cheeks turned red, and he started to daydream "I've never met anyone like her." The others began to sweat as a tall figure stood behind Seigfreid. "Huh?" he said waking up from his daydream "What's wrong guys?" he asked, as the others pointed behind him. Afraid of what was lurking behind him, Seigfried slowly turned around. There stood Ivy, who was practically on fire, and had green jealousy, glowing in her eyes. "Oh dear..." said Ivy coldly "Oh dear..." echoed Seigfreid, who began to turn very pale.

While his four friends where sweating at the fate which awaited the German Knight, A lot of crashing and pounding could be heard. From the dark ally that Ivy dragged him into.

Maxi then stood up "I've got an idea!" he said "Now that we know Cassandra's address, let's go and serenade her tonight!" "Ah! Good idea Maxi!" said Raphael "A lady always likes a gentleman with a bit of musical talent!" Yunsung sighed "Oh do they?" he asked sarcastically. "Does THAT answer your question?" said Raphael pointing at a boy in a green tunic, who was walking along, playing the Ocarina, with a bunch of girls following him. The tune he was playing, known as 'Zelda's lullaby' was turning out to be a big hit. "Catchy!" said Maxi

"Ahoy Link!" called our Rik Mayall look-a-like. The boy in green smiled when he turned to see who was calling him. He went over to them. "Link, do you think you could teach my friend here how to play the Ocarina as good as you?" asked the Frenchman.

The other felt as though this was a silly question. They had each met Link on several occasions, and the only words to pass his lips where fierce battle cries. But when he said "Sure. Okay!" he took them by surprise. His voice was soft, yet it possessed a certain edge of charm. Cam Clarke no less.

While Link was teaching Yunsung how to blow the wind instrument, Cassandra and Talim where walking through the streets. Cassandra was doing a delivery for the bakery and said that Talim could tag along. "Who was that man you where talking to?" inquired the Wind Priestess. "He's an old friend of my sisters." Answered Cass "He's a little moody, but when he's with Sophetia, he's a total klutz." She said with a giggle. Talim pondered for a minute, then spoke. "So are you going to meet that friend of his, he was telling you about?" "I guess." Answered her older friend "he seemed like a pretty nice guy, even if he did try to slice me to ribbons, cause he though I was a Japanese girl."

Back to the boys, we find that Yunsung has just mastered the Ocarina song, 'Prelude of Light' "Great!" said Link "I'm sure Cassandra's going to love it! Now all we have to do is send her a note, telling her that you'll be at her window tonight." And with that, Yunsung wrote the note, and headed over to the bakery. Seeing Cassandra doing the laundry in the backyard, he prepared to toss the note to her, but then he was stopped. "Hold on a minute!" said Raphael, "There may be a better way!" a number of veins began to swell on Yunsungs head "What's your stupid idea now?" he growled. Maintaining his composure, Raphael continued "You see my boy, after your past encounters with this young lady, the impression that you've given her, is that you're a violent, bigoted, alcoholic, gormless idiot." Yunsung, became even madder, taking this as an insult, "So in other words, she thinks I'm like you." He said. "Exactly..." said Raphael, who was about to continue, when Yunsungs words began to make sense. After a 'DONK!' sort of noise was heard, Raphael continued, while his Korean friend was rubbing the bump on his head. "What I mean is, show her a new side of yourself. She's seen the energetic, lunatic side, so now it's time to show her your gentler side." Then he pulled out a kite. "By using this to deliver it, you will show her that you can be playful, as well as light hearted."

So the team consisting of Yunsung, Raphael, Killik and Maxi set up the kite, and where about to start experimenting, when Talim came up to them "Whatcha doin'? she asked. Maxi put his hand on the girls shoulder. "We're about to invent 'Airmail'!" he began "We're using that kite to deliver a letter to that girl in the Bakery's backyard." Talim was a young innocent child, and was also enfusiastic, and well meaning, so wanted to help these men "Can I help?" she asked "I'm training to be a wind priestess, so I can tell you which way the winds blowing." "Great!" said Yunsung, pleased at the extra input by a new member of the group.



Meanwhile, Seigfreid and Link where at the café, watching Sophetia go past.

"I can't get her out of my head." Seigfreid muttered "I'm not surprised," said Link. "She's as beautiful as Princess Zelda." Seigfreid shot him a glance, "Have you ever been in love, Link?" he asked. Link's face turned as red as the Goron Tunic, he wore for entering hot places (or when he just felt like a change from green) "Yes I have as a matter of fact." Said the pied piper of Hyrule, pulling out a photograph from his pocket. "Princess Zelda." He said. Giving the picture a once over, Siegfreid slumped back into his chair. "You're right, she's not bad." He said. Then he turned back to look at Sophetia. She shot his a smile and a little wave. With a red face, he returned her smile. Then a strong gust blew, making Sophetia's dress go up. Link quickly turned his crimson face away, while the blushing Sophetia squealed and pulled her skirt back down to cover her panties. "I'm so sorry!" she said to Link and Seigfreid, who was...well...he was so shocked that he had practically turned to stone, with a slight nosebleed.

Meanwhile, that same gust was about to spell big trouble for our other heroes.

"So what does the letter read?" asked Killik. Yunsung showed it to him, despite the fact that his handwriting was a little shaky. "Is that an 'R' or an 'S'?" asked the would-be monk. "It's an S!" said the angry Yunsung. "It reads; 'Dear Ms Alexandra, I'm absolutely crazy about you. You have all the natural beauty of a Roman Goddess. With your permission, I shall arrive to your window tonight at Ten, to serenade you. Lots of Love, Hong Yunsung.' "Not bad!" said Maxi. And so, Yunsung and Killik started flying the kite, while Raphael stood ready to cut the string, with the note dangling from it, with his Rapier. "Get ready to cut." Said Talim, with her eyes closed, so that she could read the wind. "Not yet." She said "Not yet...Not yet..." they could tell that the moment was approaching. A moment came alright, but not the one they where waiting for. The mighty blast of wind blow at the kite, so fiercely that it blew it out of the duo's hands. As it flashed through the skies to the next village, Talim opened her eyes. "Okay, now you can cut it." She said, not knowing that it was too late. "Sorry about that." She said, looking at her feet, and turning pink in the face. "I should've warned you about that big gust." "Don't worry about it." Said Yunsung, pulling out another piece of paper. "We can always try again." But as he started to write, Maxi remembered something. "Wait a minute!" he said "If I remember correctly, in the next village, there's an old man, called Alexandra."

After pondering for a minute, the protagonist of this small-screen comedy got to his feet and darted off after the kite, while screaming "OH NO!!" in a very high tone.

Hours later, a very tiered Yunsung returned. He had drained almost all of his energy, running to the other village. It was about five o'clock in the afternoon, by the time he rejoined the others at the inn. "I'll...get...you...for...this!" he said to Raphael, still panting for breath. "Don't worry Yunsung." Said Xainghua. "We still have another way to arrange the serenade." So the group headed back to the bakery. Cassandra was in the backyard, playing the harp...badly. "So what's the plan?" asked Yunsung.

"This!" said the wielder of Soul Calibur, with a wink. Then, with a click of her fingers, Killik and Maxi picked up Yunsung by the arms, and held in the air, facing the back gate. "Ready Link?" she said to the boy in green, who pulled out a large metal hammer. "Sure am!" he said. Now Yunsung saw what was going on. "Well, at least let me do this first!" he said, as he stuck his thumbs into his pants, and forced them down. "Okay! Ready!" he said, laughing like a hyena, who'd just been watching the entire series of 'Bottom'. "Oh, you are SO gonna get it now..." said Link, as he charged for Yunsungs arse, and struck a home run with the Megaton Hammer. Flying over the back gate, Yunsung landed on his face, next to Cassandra. "Are you okay?" she said, putting down the harp, much to the delight of the audience. Yunsung picked himself up, and looked at her beautiful, zit-less face. "I...I... fine..." he stuttered, lost in a world of sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. 'I don't believe it!' he thought to himself 'I'm talking to her! I never though she was THIS hot, up close!' Cassandra was beginning to lose her way in that world of sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, which Yunsung was trying to find the exit too. 'Wow' she thought. 'He's pretty cute.' She then began to blush, fining her way out of the world of sunny rainbows, and now losing herself in his deep, dark, sensitive eyes. "I was wondering..." he began, keeping his head towards his feet, but shooting his eyes to look at Cassies's shiny legs from time to time. "Would you...Well...y'now..." the short-haired blonde began to turn even redder, anxious for Yunsungs proposal "If you'd...y'know...would you.." this kept up for a repetitive five minutes "GET ON WITH IT!!" came the simultaneous yell of everyone behind the fence. "Would you like to go out with me on Thursday?" he asked hopefully. Cassandra turned her gaze back to her knees. "I'm sorry...I can't..." she said. Our hero felt as if she had just pulled out his heart, fried it, and served it to a hungry pig, for diner. "I see..."he said softly, as he got to his feet. He didn't want to look at her. It figured that a sweet, adorable girl like Cassandra probably already had someone to love, and was probably too good for him. "Ah dude, that's harsh." Said Maxi "That's definitely going to leave a mark." Input Ivy.

Yunsung was ready to burst out of the garden and get in a bit of anger-management, by playing tag with the others, quite clumsily swinging his sabre around to tag them with, when he felt a pair of soft, slender, feminine arms wrap around his torso. That seemed to bring him out of his mood. "You didn't let me finish," came Cassandra's sweet voice "I can't go out on Thursday, cause I've got to watch the shop that night. But I'd love to go out with you on Friday, if that's okay?" the group of heroes outside all fell down in surprise. "I..." began Yunsung, once again stuttering "I...I....I'll pick you up at five!" he said happily before racing out of the garden, and back flipping for joy, all the way back to the inn.

Meanwhile, Seigfreid was still frozen in shock, at seeing Sophetia's panties. Actually was just waking up, from his stunned state, when he felt something. It was very powerful, and evil, yet at the same time, frighteningly familiar. "This...This power..." he stuttered "It's...but it can't be!" oh but it was, "Soul Edge..." he whispered into the Night.

The former wielder of the Evil Blade was correct. Up on a hill, miles out of town, stood an undead pirate, holding two Wooden Swords. Each holding a fragment of the Accursed sword on their hand guards. "Rest while you can," said the Zombie to himself, "As soon as I retrieve the Soul Edge fragments from here, Cervantes D'Leon, shall sail again!" Then he laughed, throwing his head back and cackling as if he was about to commit the wicked deed, there and then. His mouth was so wide, you'd think that between his lips, stood the gates to hell. He laughed for what seemed like hours, until finally, a wasp flew into the his mouth and caused him to choke.

"I'll...start...first thing...tomorrow!" he said between coughs

To be concluded

AN time!

The idea to serenade Cassandra, was inspired from the Blackadder the Third Episode 'Amy & Amiability'

The whole Scenario with the Kite, is based upon a scene in the Old Jackie Chan movie 'Dragon Lord'