Hello Simply Hopeless here and have I got a story for you. I was looking
through some of the Inuyasha stories on this website and I bumped into some
that were fairytales. So I thought to myself, 'Hey I could do that.' So I
am. Of course yours truly will make alterations to the storybook classics
to fit the Inuyasha cast. Which by the way, I forgot to mention are not own
by me, neither are all the original storybook tales like 'Cinderella.' But
that doesn't mean I can't have fun writing about them and it doesn't mean
you can't have fun reading them. So please do and remember to review!
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Inuyasha's Storybook Theatre
"I sense a jewel shard. One, no two, no three," said Kagome as she rode on Inuyasha's back. "Where Kagome?" said Inuyasha without slowing down. To your right Inuyasha," said Kagome as she pointed to a clearing through the trees of the forest.
"I sense a great energy Inuyasha. It makes my hair stand on end. We better be careful," said Miroku from behind them. He was riding on the back of Kiylala with Sango and Shippo.
Inuyasha stopped to see where the monster would be. He was expecting something big and ugly but not what he found. "Are you sure that there was a great energy coming from here," said Inuyasha in disbelief.
"Yeah, why?" said Miroku as he looked curiously at Inuyasha. "Then explain her," said Inuyasha pointing at a little girl playing with her dolls on a big rock. "I don't know what this means but I know I sense a great energy from her. You can go over there if you like but I'm not going near her," said Miroku shaking his head 'no.'
"I'm sorry that you are afraid of a little girl monk but I'm not," he said then looked at Kagome by his side, "Does the girl have the three jewel shards?" "Yes Inuyasha but maybe you should listen to Miroku. I have a bad feeling about this," said Kagome looking at Inuyasha with a worried face.
"You guys are just paranoid. I'll go get them since you're too scared to do it," said Inuyasha as he walked confidently off to the girl. The other's moved a little closer to the clearing to hear and see what would happen between Inuyasha and the strange girl.
"Hey girl give me your jewel shards and I'll be on my way," said Inuyasha a little rudely. He was definitely nervous. Miroku and Kagome's warnings about her plus the hair standing up on his neck told him that he should get the jewel shards and leave as quickly as possible.
The girl lifted her head and she stared at him with huge blue eyes. Inuyasha felt that if he stared to long then he would slip into those sapphire pools and never escape. "Why?" said the girl in a small voice, she cocked her head to the side questioningly, her black hair falling like a curtain to the side.
"Cause I need them and you don't so can you give them to me," said Inuyasha through gritted teeth. He was reluctant to look into her eyes. "I'll give them to you if you'll play with me," said the girl and held up a dolly to him.
"I don't have time for this girl!" said Inuyasha losing his temper and slapped the doll out of her hand." You shouldn't have done that," said the strange girl with amusement in her voice, her lips were curled slightly upward.
"You will play with me Inuyasha!" said the girl as she focused her blue eyes on him and frowned. "I won't. I'll just take the jewel shards and go. I don't have time to play dollies," said Inuyasha crossing his arms and scowling.
"Then I'll tell you a story," said the girl smiling at the new idea. "I don't have time," said Inuyasha beyond annoyed. "Once upon a time there was a little hanyou who didn't want to play with a lonely little girl. So to punish the naughty youkai she sent him and his friends into another dimension in the little girl's book where they would relive different fairytales till the girl had come to the end of the book. And when she was finally amused she shall give the arrogant hanyou his three stupid shards," said the little girl calmly as she pulled out her book."
It was a plain little book full of blank pages. Before she opened it she stared into the horrified face of Inuyasha and opened the book with the blank pages facing them. Before the gang could do anything they were whisked inside the book. Others of the Inuyasha cast was sucked in too before the book was closed.
"Since you won't tell me a story then you'll become my story," said the girl smiling satisfied at the book that now was full of different tales. "Look dolly, I'm gonna' read to you. And what luck, the first story is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," said the little girl as she snuggled up to her dolls.
As she said the title the magical book formed a sort of window where the girl could see the story-taking place. She clapped in delight as she saw the narrator (me) bow herself to the little girl before she started the story.
Story One: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Cast
Snow White- Kikyou Wicked Queen - Kagome The Prince- Inuyasha The Mirror- Kanna (Duh, the parts just made for her) The Seven Dwarfs:
Happy- Sesshomaru (Like you ever really even see him crack a smile)
Sleepy- Shippo
Dopey- Jaken
Grumpy- Kagura
Doc- Sango
Bashful- Miroku (Yeah right, like that Monk is ever bashful)
Sneezy- Sota Hunter- Kohaku Old Queen- Kagome's mother Narrator- Me (yeah!!!)
Narrator: Once upon a time there was a King and Queen who had badly wanted a daughter. When they had finally found out that the Queen was pregnant they were ecstatic.
Queen: I hope that I have a girl and what a beautiful girl I know she will be. Her lips will be as red and crimson as the blood that flows through her veins. Her skin as white as the first snow and her hair as black as the darkest of night. She shall be my little girl and I shall love her always.
Narrator: When the baby was born the Queen was so overjoyed that it was a girl that she had dreamed of.
Queen: I do not feel so well after the delivery but that is okay. I have my daughter and I shall call her Snow White.
Narrator: The queen lay down and rocked the baby to sleep as she sung her a lullaby. And when the Queen closed her eyes to sleep, she would never be able to open them again because she had died in her sleep.
The King and the kingdom were devastated at the lost of their dear Queen but they welcome the new princess with open arms. And in time the King fell in love with a beautiful girl and married her. He figured that she would love and care for his daughter as if she were her own. But this was not so.
Wicked Queen: (whining) There is no way I'm playing the part as the evil stepmother! Why can't it be Kikyou and I can be Snow White. She already has a grudge on me anyway and besides I'm just as nice as Snow White is.
Snow White: Whatever Kagome! (Kikyou rolled her eyes before she return to her task of scrubbing the flagstones.)
Narrator: Deal with it! Think of it as a challenge. Now back to what I was saying. The wicked Queen did not like Snow White at all.
Wicked Queen: Got that right!
Narrator: (sweat dropping) Well anyway like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted! (Glares at Kagome)
Wicked Queen: (rolls eyes and turns back to the narrator) I should have been Snow White.
Narrator: The Wicked Queen was very vain and would always look into her mirror to ask the same question.
(Shows Kagome standing reluctantly by the mirror. Her arms crossed and a scowl on her face at not being Snow White. She wore a dark purple kimono with silver dragons twining around her body. Her hair was pinned in a bun with two silver dragon barrettes in the front sides.)
Wicked Queen: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Am I still the prettiest of them all.
The Mirror: For now you are. But watch out oh Queen. Before dear Snow White steals the scene. (Said Kanna quietly to Kagome. She seemed to look through Kagome as she held up her mirror in her little hands.)
Wicked Queen: I knew that Snow White was going to be trouble ever since I saw her. But as long as the mirror says I'm the prettiest I'm cool. But I swear if the mirror says otherwise then that girl will die.
(Kagome said and smiled evilly to herself, a glint of mischief in her eyes. She chuckled to herself and looked out her window to watch Kikyou in an old patched up kimono, scrub at the stone courtyard floor.)
Narrator: Kagome's really scaring me now.
Snow White: Ditto. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
IN THE COURTYARD, A WEEK LATER
Snow White: Why'd that dumb copy of mine give me all the dirty work? (Mumbled Kikyou as she scrubbed the stone floor by the well.)
Wicked Queen: I heard that Kikyou, I mean Snow White. Say something like that again and I'll have a guard throw you from the top of the tower and I can watch you break into a million pieces like the clay that you are. (Came Kagome's retort from her workshop window before returning to gaze at herself in the mirror.
(Snow White stuck out her tongue at the window)
Don't think I didn't see that! Keep on scrubbing or I'll find you something more undesirable to do!
Snow White: (Sigh) I wish I could escape from this god-awful place. (She whispered so softly so that not even the queen could here. But someone else did. Someone with extraordinary hearing and cute dog-ears.)
The Prince: Why don't ya just run away?
Narrator: Snow White snapped her head up at the voice she heard.
Snow White: Who are you? And what are you doing sitting on my walls?
The Prince: Nothing really just bored. So what do you do for fun?
Snow White: I don't have fun only chores since the wicked Queen became my stepmother.
The Prince: Well then we'll have to make our own fun.
Narrator: So they spent the day entertaining each other. And did so again the next day and the next day till they had gotten real close. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: But when that day arrived when the wicked Queen asked the mirror if she was the prettiest of all, she was not pleased of what she heard.
The Mirror: You are as beautiful as a shining star. But alas dear Queen, Snow White out shines you by far.
Wicked Queen: That's it Snow Whites gonna' have to kick the bucket. But how? (Said Kagome as she rubbed her hands together in thought.) Aha I've got it. I'll have the hunter take the girl to the forest and when she's busy picking flowers he'll stab her in the back.
Oh hunter, please come here. Obey your Queen and listen to me. Take that twit Snow White to the forest and kill her. And to make sure you don't disappoint me bring me her heart in this. (Said Kagome as she handed Kohaku a black box.)
The Hunter: As you wish my lady. (He bowed to Kagome before he looked at her with those same glazed brown eyes that he still wearing because of Naraku controlling him. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THE NEXT DAY IN THE WOODS
Snow White: I am so glad that that queen of yours let me have a day out of the palace. (Kikyou said as she wove a flower necklace)
Narrator: The hunter stood there and watched the young woman weave her flowers and collect bunches of flowers for later. He reached behind his back and pulled out his ax-like weapon that he had attached to a chain. He walked slowly towards her turned back and was about to dive the cold metal in her back when...
Snow White: You aren't going to kill me are you Kohaku? (Said Kikyou weaving her flowers like nothing out of the ordinary is happening.)
The Hunter: How did you know I was? (His eyes were normal for like half a minute because of his confusion before they glazed over again.) Your back was turned to me; you couldn't have seen my weapon?
Snow White: Well I know because the narrator keeps telling us what is going to happen next whenever we do something or we don't speak. (She turned to look at me, the narrator, and smiled.) Thank you narrator. (She said before throwing the flower chains in Kohaku's face in running.)
Narrator: The little hunter glared at the narrator and I backed away a little, embarrassed that I blew his cover. He then looked away because his quarry was getting away and laid chase to the princess.
Snow White: Good thing I have my miko powers even if I don't have my bow.
Narrator: The princess turned around and began to send out her miko powers. The hunter of course dogged them with ease till he was shot in the shoulder with a blast. He then fell down wounded and Kikyou ran deeper intro the forest.
She was then completely lost and lost all hope of finding a place to stay for the night when she found a little cottage. Not wasting any time she went into the house and ended up sleeping on seven beds.
The hunter on the other hand not wanting to get in trouble had found a wild pig. Killed it and used it's heart as a substitute for the princess's before going back to the castle. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wicked Queen: Thank you Kahoku, you have done your job well.
Narrator: The hunter bowed and left the queen alone with the heart inside the box. Kagome, who would rather not like to eat the heart, fed the heart instead to Ah-Un (Sorry if I didn't spell the name right) her pet two- headed dragon.
Wicked Queen: And good ridden to bad rubbish. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dopey: I am not dopey!
Sleepy: Yes you are. Now shut up so I can go to sleep.
Sneezy: Why'd I have to be sneezy. (Achoo) My nose will turn as red as a cherry if I keep sneezing. (Achoo)
Grumpy: Well at least I'm not Happy. So how does it feel to be the Happy dwarf Sesshomaru. (Kagura smiled at the frown Sesshomaru gave her of disapproval. She laughed behind her fan.)
Happy: I swear if I here anyone else call me that dumb name again I'll tear out his throat without a single thought. Whoever's bright idea was it to make me happy. (Grumbled Sesshomaru.) I haven't smiled in such a long time I don't think I remember how to anymore.
Doc: It couldn't be that hard Happ... I mean Sesshomaru. (Sesshomaru gave her his disapproving look.) Then again, it is terrible. We know goodness well that Miroku is anything but bashful. (Sango looked at the monk in question who was getting close to Kagura so he could grope her.)
Bashful: That hurts so deeply Sango. I can be embarrassed sometimes.
Doc: We've never seen it.
Narrator: Then they heard the creak of the boards upstairs.
Sneezy: Someone's in are bedroom. (Achoo)
Bashful: I hope it's a young woman up there. (And with that Miroku rushed up the stairs followed by a mad Sango and the rest.)
Narrator: They found the sleeping form of Kikyou sleeping across all there beds.
Sleepy: Where am I'm gonna sleep at! (Cried out the sleepy kitsune)
Grumpy: You sleep everywhere and anywhere pipsqueak
Sleepy: I resent that. (Then he fell asleep right there on the floor.)
Narrator: Kikyou woke up and saw the seven little dwarfs.
Snow White: I'm sorry for coming into your house uninvited but I was sleepy and in need of a rest. Please forgive me but could I stay here I have nowhere else to go.
Bashful: Of course fair damsel. You can sleep in my bed if you wish.
Snow White: But where would you sleep?
Bashful: With you of course. (He said sincerely and took her hands in his.)
Doc: ('Whack,' went her boomerang against the monk's head) Ignore the lecher. But of course you can stay.
Happy: Only don't call me Happy if you value your life and you'll have to clean and cook for us.
Narrator: The other dwarfs nodded and they were introduced and that was how Kikyou came to live with the seven dwarfs. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snow White: Who is the fairest of them all Mirror.
Mirror: I'm sorry to burst your bubble Queen. But Kikyo is still the prettiest to be seen. In a cottage she lives with seven so-called dwarfs. But her beauty there still soars. That hunter of yours gave you a pig's heart. So I'll guess you'll punish him for a start. (Was Kanna's calm response.)
Wicked Queen: I'll do just that. I'll deal with that hunter first then that wretched girl Kikyou.
Hunter come in here!
Narrator: The hunter walked in and looked nervously at the queen though otherwise he was calm.
Wicked Queen: I told you what would happen if you disobeyed and you still did so I'll just have to punish you.
Narrator: Kohaku crumbled to the floor as Kagome gave Kohaku back his memory of how he killed his fellow demon exterminators and his father. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: Snow White was busy tidying up the little cottage when she heard a knock on the door.
Snow White: Who could be knocking at the door for me in a forest like this? (Said Kikyou to herself before wearily looking out the window to see who it is. She saw a little peddler girl. She opened the door and looked suspiciously at her.)
Peddler Girl: Rin sells combs, yes. Pretty lady buys one to decorate her pretty black hair. (Said the little girl cheerfully and handed Kikyou a red comb that had little flowers cut out of the middle.)
Snow White: What's the catch? (Said the girl suspiciously. She eyed the comb wearily before taking it.)
Peddler Girl: There's no catch. Rin a good girl. Give comb to pretty girl for shiny coin. Our family needs the money badly. (She said and smiled at Kikyou showing her a missing tooth. Kikyou eyed the ragged kimono the girl was wearing and saw that she indeed looked poor. Half her hair tied into a small ponytail to the side.)
Snow White: Thank you. (Kikyou smiled at the girl and gave her a coin that she still had before she ran from the hunter. She then placed the comb into the side of her hair.) How do I look? (Was all she said before she fell down into a dark troubled sleep.)
Peddler Girl: You look dead Snow White. (Rin said cocking her head and smiling before she transformed back into Kagome.) And now I am once again the fairest of them all. (She left the poor girl on the floor and returned happily to her castle.) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dopey: Why is that girl of ours laying in the doorway for? (Jaken said and pointed to the fallen girl with his staff.)
Bashful: Idiot, something must have happen to her. (Miroku ran to her side and looked at her.)
Narrator: Seeing that she couldn't respond, he decided to try to give her a little mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Notice the word try. (I said amused.)
Doc: Lecher! (Bang went her boomerang against Miroku's head.)
Grumpy eyed the pretty comb in Kikyou's hair and took it out.
Grumpy: Dead girls really don't need pretty combs like this.
Narrator: As soon as the poison comb was taken from Kikyou's hair she woke up and looked at the dwarfs confused.
Snow White: I don't know what happened. There was a girl who gave me that comb that Grumpy was holding and as soon I put the comb it in my hair I lost consciousness.
Narrator: Grumpy quickly dropped the poison comb not wanting to end up like Kikyou had been a couple of minutes ago.
Doc: Just don't answer the door any more Snow White and this won't happen again. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: A few days later Snow White was baking some pies when she heard a knock at the door.
Snow White: Who's calling this time! (Kikyou looked out the window and saw a pretty young lady that looked a little like one of Kagome's best friends from school. Kikyou opened the door a crack so that the girl could see her.)
What do you want?
Young lady: I'm selling corsets Miss? Would you like to try one on to see if you'd like to buy one? (She showed her the red corset that had golden tigers prowling around in gold stitches.)
Narrator: For those who don't know what a corset is, it is an undergarment that is tightened with laces. It is worn to give shape and support to a woman's body.
Snow White: It is pretty. (Hesitantly Kikyou nodded her head.)
Narrator: The young lady smiled and wrapped the corset over and around her chest and back. She then pulled the laces that was behind her and tied them up.
Snow White: To tight. Can't breath. Think I broke a rib.
Young Lady: That's the problem with corsets, they don't actually give to much room to breath if tied rightly or none at all if your trying to kill someone. (The young lady smiled and left the suffocating Kikyou on the ground.) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Doc: I told the girl not to answer the door. But she must have rocks for brains she's so hardheaded.
Narrator: Being the lecher that he was.
Bashful: Hey! I resent that.
Narrator: (Rolling my eyes at the monk's protest) Had noticed the corset when he was eyeing the fallen princess.
Bashful: Here's the problem. She has this thing on. (Miroku promptly unlaced the corset and Snow White took in a shaky breath.)
Snow White: Thank You Bashful. (Then.) Lecher! ('Smack' went her hand against his face when he tried to grope her.)
Happy: Try not to die on us again. This is really getting tiring. (Said Sesshomaru dryly.) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: After hearing Kanna declare Kagome the second best to Kikyou she was ready to through the little girl's mirror out the window. But she instead came with an idea. She ordered a small boy to bring the best apples from the pantry and bring it to her in a basket.
Wicked Queen: If this doesn't work than nothing will kill her. She's probably caught on by now that someone is trying to kill her so I'll just only coat one apple with poison and leave the rest alone so that if she asks me to try one then I'll be ready for her.
Narrator: She then quickly grabbed the basket and left the castle on her horse. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: When a few days later she heard a knock at the door. Kikyou was ready to beat the seller over the head with the broom that she grabbed. She looked out the window to see an old woman with a basket of apples.
Snow White: (Opening the door) What do you want old lady cause I'm not buying.
Old Lady: Ye have no worries about that. I had picked some apples from my orchard and have more than I need since I live alone. Would you like some of these apples? (The old lady looked just like Keade and wore a worn out gray kimono.)
Snow White: I don't know. The last two people who tried to give me something ended up almost killing me. You eat one first. ('If she croaks then the old woman had tried to kill me. And if she hesitates she was trying to kill me. But if she is fine and she doesn't choke then I'll be safe,' thought Kikyou to herself.)
Old Lady: Of course sweets. I do feel a little hungry.
Narrator: The old lady picked up an apple close to her and bit into it.
Old Lady: This is delicious my child. Why not take a bite.
Narrator: Seeing that the old lady was fine Kikyou took an apple that caught her eye. She couldn't resist the alluring apple on top and bit eagerly into it.
Snow White: This is the best apple I ever tasted! (Kikyou said flushing with happiness. Then she turned a lovely shade of blue as she clutched her throat.) Why did you do this?
Old Lady: Easy my dear. It's cause I hate you and wish you nothing but ill will.
Narrator: The last sight Kikyou saw was of the old lady transforming into the wicked Queen Kagome before she fell down dead.
Wicked Queen: And stay dead! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Happy: This is just great. We can't leave the twit alone without her dying on us (Was Sesshomaru's first response when he saw the dead miko princess on the floor.)
Narrator: Dopey reached for an apple from the basket that the old lady had left and took a bite. But did he know that Kikyou had died from biting one of those apples.
And upon hearing those words come from me, the narrator, Jaken turned a shade of green though you wouldn't notice it sense he was already green. He ran to the back yard and spit out the apple.
Then Sleepy who was in Doc's arms, actually decided to wake up for a minute to make a comment.
Sleepy: He really is dopey. (Then he fell back to sleep.)
Sneezy: (Achoo) I don't like her but we should at least give her a nice funeral. We could even use that glass casket that Dopey was dumb enough to buy at a yard sale. (Achoo)
Bashful: Bless you child. Sneezy is right though and besides if we put her on a funeral pyre and she turns up to be only in a deep sleep then I don't want her ghost to haunt us because of are mistake. Better to please the dead miko princess by giving her a funeral. Grumpy can you please bring out the casket and put her in it.
Grumpy: Whatever
Narrator: With a wave of Kagura's fan she brought the glass casket that was leaning by the shed to them with the wind carefully caring it. She then had the wind open the lid and she had the wind dropped the princess into the casket. Good thing there was a pillow, otherwise her head would have struck the glass bottom. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A FEW DAYS LATER
The Prince: I wonder whatever happened to that Snow White girl. She was very pretty and I think I might fall for her. (He was sitting in a tree, his back against the trunk, the tree branch he was sitting on propped a bent leg and his other leg dangled over.
Retainer: To bad she's said to be dead. What a way to go though. Died from eating an apple. (The flea was currently sitting on his master's bent knee.
The Prince: Repeat that! (The prince grabbed the little flea and almost squeezed the life out of him.)
Retainer: (Gasp) Didn't you know that my Lord. Her casket is in this very forest. Over there. (Said the flea gasping for breath and pointed in a direction in the woods.)
Narrator: The prince threw the flea away and jumped down from the tree. When he got to the cottage to see if that flea was telling the truth he saw seven people playing cards on a glass casket. Well actually six since the small kitsune was fast asleep on the dead princess's pillow.
The Prince: What the... Hey stop playing on her casket. That's no way to show respect for the dead.
Narrator: The seven dwarfs gave the hanyou prince a glance before they continued to play.
The Prince: So I guess we'll just have to do this the hard way. (He rolled up his sleeve and began to walk towards the seven dwarfs. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: The Wicked Queen had already seen what was happening in Kanna's mirror and wasted no time to stop the stupid hanyou prince. She did not want the Prince to ruin her plan so she quickly tried to stop him. (I look expectantly at Kagome, who had just arrived at the cottage, waiting to see what she'd do.)
Wicked Queen: (Smiling Kagome said the one word that would help lover boy from getting to Kikyou to kiss her.) Sit!
The Prince: (Inuyasha's face was kissing dirt.) Kagome! I have to kiss Snow White. (He said and got up to go to Snow White's glass casket.)
Wicked Queen: Over my died body Inuyasha! Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, and Sit! (Yelled Kagome)
Narrator: Everyone flinched as they watched as the poor Prince who tried to get to Kikyou was slammed into the ground with every blink of the eye. Sesshomaru on the other hand actually smiled in delight at his brother's pain.
Wicked Queen: (Kagome had gotten herself a lawn chair. Don't ask me where from and was kicking back relaxed. She casually hit a button on her radio and the sound was of Kagome saying, you guessed it sit. Sesshomaru at this time was rolling in the grass laughing at this. The other six dwarfs backed wearily away from Sesshomaru's hysterical laughter.)
Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, and Sit! Please turn tape over to continue.
(Kagome was reaching casually to turn the cassette tape over when she saw a shadow blocking her light. She looked up and gasped.) Inuyasha.
The Prince: You tried to kill me! (Said Inuyasha as his eyes were flashing from gold to red, to gold to red. He was leaning on two crutches.)
Wicked Queen: But you were supposed to be in there. (Said Kagome weakly as she scrambled out of the lawn chair and was backing away from the angry hanyou. Kagome quickly peeked over at the hole that Inuyasha made and her eyes widened in surprise. The crater was as big as a football field.)
('How'd he survived that?' was on everybody's mind right now. Even Inuyasha was asking himself the same question.)
The Prince: You almost crippled me. I think I blacked out a couple of times. And I swear if you say that word one more time to me then I swear I won't be held responsible. (He growled out at Kagome. His demon marks starting to appear oh so clearly on his cheeks.)
Wicked Queen: Okay Inuyasha. (She said weakly. 'Please don't let him kill me. I don't know what came over me. It was like that wicked Queen and my jealousy possessed me,' thought Kagome.)
Narrator: The Prince hobbled towards Snow Whites casket using his crutches and gazed onto the lovely face of Snow White. (He gave a swift kick to the side of his brother when Sesshomaru couldn't stop laughing.)
Wicked Queen: She isn't so lovely. (Mumbled Kagome to no one in particular.)
Narrator: The prince bent down to kiss the sleeping girl. Now he's stop to glare at the Narrator. Hey prince what's your problem! Go in kiss her so we can finish this story already. (Said the Narrator annoyed at Inuyasha's glare.)
The Prince: Stop broadcasting everything I do. (Said Inuyasha and flexed his clawed hands menacingly.)
Narrator: Get over it dog boy. It's no picnic for me either but it's my job to do this to that girl sets us free. So stop your complaining and kiss the girl! (I said annoyed)
The Prince: (rolling his eyes at me before he returned to the princess and kissed her.)
Wicked Queen: I swear Inuyasha when we get out of this storybook you are so dead! (Fumed Kagome as she pouted at Inuyasha kissing Kikyou. She held the sleeping Shippo in her arms as he snoozed. He frowned at her yelling before snuggling close to her.)
Snow White: Shut up! (She mouthed to Kagome over Inuyasha's shoulder as she hugged the surprised Inuyasha after she had woken up.
Narrator: And so they all lived happily ever after.
Wicked Queen: Yeah right!
Narrator: Well some lived happily ever after. Well tune in next time so that we can do the next story called Inuyocchio. You're kidding right. I am not going to be killed by a hanyou puppet bent on becoming a full demon. (I mumbled and the others nodded in agreement. They backed away from Inuyasha and eyed him suspiciously)
The Prince: You're the writer here so you shouldn't be complaining. (Said Inuyasha annoyed at how his friends had backed away from him.)
Narrator: (Irritably) I didn't plan for this to happen, it just did. But I will not let a demoniac puppet try to kill me, I'll tell you that. I'll burn him up first. (I said crossing my arms.)
The Prince: You wouldn't dare! (Said Inuyasha gulping)
Narrator: Try me dog boy and see. I'm not in the mood today.
(Inuyasha backed away and relented. I smiled widely at my victory and gave the strange little girl the V-sign.)
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"I like that story but I'm tired. Aren't you dolly? Let's go to sleep and I'll read the other story later," said the strange little girl. She jumped off the rock, clutching her book and dolls to her side and went into a thicket of bushes that had an old bed at the center. She climbed in and curled up sighing at the relief of falling to sleep.
She clutched the little book in her hands with her dollies tucked close to her and that's where I'll end for today. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Next story is called 'Inuyocchio.' Inuyasha plays the lovable puppet that wanted to be a real boy, Pinocchio. But know it's a little hanyou who wishes to be a full demon. I feel sorry for the people who are around when his wish is granted. Oh well. Review me now and then I'll type up the new story. Remember to review and 'Ta, ta for now.'
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Inuyasha's Storybook Theatre
"I sense a jewel shard. One, no two, no three," said Kagome as she rode on Inuyasha's back. "Where Kagome?" said Inuyasha without slowing down. To your right Inuyasha," said Kagome as she pointed to a clearing through the trees of the forest.
"I sense a great energy Inuyasha. It makes my hair stand on end. We better be careful," said Miroku from behind them. He was riding on the back of Kiylala with Sango and Shippo.
Inuyasha stopped to see where the monster would be. He was expecting something big and ugly but not what he found. "Are you sure that there was a great energy coming from here," said Inuyasha in disbelief.
"Yeah, why?" said Miroku as he looked curiously at Inuyasha. "Then explain her," said Inuyasha pointing at a little girl playing with her dolls on a big rock. "I don't know what this means but I know I sense a great energy from her. You can go over there if you like but I'm not going near her," said Miroku shaking his head 'no.'
"I'm sorry that you are afraid of a little girl monk but I'm not," he said then looked at Kagome by his side, "Does the girl have the three jewel shards?" "Yes Inuyasha but maybe you should listen to Miroku. I have a bad feeling about this," said Kagome looking at Inuyasha with a worried face.
"You guys are just paranoid. I'll go get them since you're too scared to do it," said Inuyasha as he walked confidently off to the girl. The other's moved a little closer to the clearing to hear and see what would happen between Inuyasha and the strange girl.
"Hey girl give me your jewel shards and I'll be on my way," said Inuyasha a little rudely. He was definitely nervous. Miroku and Kagome's warnings about her plus the hair standing up on his neck told him that he should get the jewel shards and leave as quickly as possible.
The girl lifted her head and she stared at him with huge blue eyes. Inuyasha felt that if he stared to long then he would slip into those sapphire pools and never escape. "Why?" said the girl in a small voice, she cocked her head to the side questioningly, her black hair falling like a curtain to the side.
"Cause I need them and you don't so can you give them to me," said Inuyasha through gritted teeth. He was reluctant to look into her eyes. "I'll give them to you if you'll play with me," said the girl and held up a dolly to him.
"I don't have time for this girl!" said Inuyasha losing his temper and slapped the doll out of her hand." You shouldn't have done that," said the strange girl with amusement in her voice, her lips were curled slightly upward.
"You will play with me Inuyasha!" said the girl as she focused her blue eyes on him and frowned. "I won't. I'll just take the jewel shards and go. I don't have time to play dollies," said Inuyasha crossing his arms and scowling.
"Then I'll tell you a story," said the girl smiling at the new idea. "I don't have time," said Inuyasha beyond annoyed. "Once upon a time there was a little hanyou who didn't want to play with a lonely little girl. So to punish the naughty youkai she sent him and his friends into another dimension in the little girl's book where they would relive different fairytales till the girl had come to the end of the book. And when she was finally amused she shall give the arrogant hanyou his three stupid shards," said the little girl calmly as she pulled out her book."
It was a plain little book full of blank pages. Before she opened it she stared into the horrified face of Inuyasha and opened the book with the blank pages facing them. Before the gang could do anything they were whisked inside the book. Others of the Inuyasha cast was sucked in too before the book was closed.
"Since you won't tell me a story then you'll become my story," said the girl smiling satisfied at the book that now was full of different tales. "Look dolly, I'm gonna' read to you. And what luck, the first story is Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," said the little girl as she snuggled up to her dolls.
As she said the title the magical book formed a sort of window where the girl could see the story-taking place. She clapped in delight as she saw the narrator (me) bow herself to the little girl before she started the story.
Story One: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Cast
Snow White- Kikyou Wicked Queen - Kagome The Prince- Inuyasha The Mirror- Kanna (Duh, the parts just made for her) The Seven Dwarfs:
Happy- Sesshomaru (Like you ever really even see him crack a smile)
Sleepy- Shippo
Dopey- Jaken
Grumpy- Kagura
Doc- Sango
Bashful- Miroku (Yeah right, like that Monk is ever bashful)
Sneezy- Sota Hunter- Kohaku Old Queen- Kagome's mother Narrator- Me (yeah!!!)
Narrator: Once upon a time there was a King and Queen who had badly wanted a daughter. When they had finally found out that the Queen was pregnant they were ecstatic.
Queen: I hope that I have a girl and what a beautiful girl I know she will be. Her lips will be as red and crimson as the blood that flows through her veins. Her skin as white as the first snow and her hair as black as the darkest of night. She shall be my little girl and I shall love her always.
Narrator: When the baby was born the Queen was so overjoyed that it was a girl that she had dreamed of.
Queen: I do not feel so well after the delivery but that is okay. I have my daughter and I shall call her Snow White.
Narrator: The queen lay down and rocked the baby to sleep as she sung her a lullaby. And when the Queen closed her eyes to sleep, she would never be able to open them again because she had died in her sleep.
The King and the kingdom were devastated at the lost of their dear Queen but they welcome the new princess with open arms. And in time the King fell in love with a beautiful girl and married her. He figured that she would love and care for his daughter as if she were her own. But this was not so.
Wicked Queen: (whining) There is no way I'm playing the part as the evil stepmother! Why can't it be Kikyou and I can be Snow White. She already has a grudge on me anyway and besides I'm just as nice as Snow White is.
Snow White: Whatever Kagome! (Kikyou rolled her eyes before she return to her task of scrubbing the flagstones.)
Narrator: Deal with it! Think of it as a challenge. Now back to what I was saying. The wicked Queen did not like Snow White at all.
Wicked Queen: Got that right!
Narrator: (sweat dropping) Well anyway like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted! (Glares at Kagome)
Wicked Queen: (rolls eyes and turns back to the narrator) I should have been Snow White.
Narrator: The Wicked Queen was very vain and would always look into her mirror to ask the same question.
(Shows Kagome standing reluctantly by the mirror. Her arms crossed and a scowl on her face at not being Snow White. She wore a dark purple kimono with silver dragons twining around her body. Her hair was pinned in a bun with two silver dragon barrettes in the front sides.)
Wicked Queen: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Am I still the prettiest of them all.
The Mirror: For now you are. But watch out oh Queen. Before dear Snow White steals the scene. (Said Kanna quietly to Kagome. She seemed to look through Kagome as she held up her mirror in her little hands.)
Wicked Queen: I knew that Snow White was going to be trouble ever since I saw her. But as long as the mirror says I'm the prettiest I'm cool. But I swear if the mirror says otherwise then that girl will die.
(Kagome said and smiled evilly to herself, a glint of mischief in her eyes. She chuckled to herself and looked out her window to watch Kikyou in an old patched up kimono, scrub at the stone courtyard floor.)
Narrator: Kagome's really scaring me now.
Snow White: Ditto. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
IN THE COURTYARD, A WEEK LATER
Snow White: Why'd that dumb copy of mine give me all the dirty work? (Mumbled Kikyou as she scrubbed the stone floor by the well.)
Wicked Queen: I heard that Kikyou, I mean Snow White. Say something like that again and I'll have a guard throw you from the top of the tower and I can watch you break into a million pieces like the clay that you are. (Came Kagome's retort from her workshop window before returning to gaze at herself in the mirror.
(Snow White stuck out her tongue at the window)
Don't think I didn't see that! Keep on scrubbing or I'll find you something more undesirable to do!
Snow White: (Sigh) I wish I could escape from this god-awful place. (She whispered so softly so that not even the queen could here. But someone else did. Someone with extraordinary hearing and cute dog-ears.)
The Prince: Why don't ya just run away?
Narrator: Snow White snapped her head up at the voice she heard.
Snow White: Who are you? And what are you doing sitting on my walls?
The Prince: Nothing really just bored. So what do you do for fun?
Snow White: I don't have fun only chores since the wicked Queen became my stepmother.
The Prince: Well then we'll have to make our own fun.
Narrator: So they spent the day entertaining each other. And did so again the next day and the next day till they had gotten real close. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: But when that day arrived when the wicked Queen asked the mirror if she was the prettiest of all, she was not pleased of what she heard.
The Mirror: You are as beautiful as a shining star. But alas dear Queen, Snow White out shines you by far.
Wicked Queen: That's it Snow Whites gonna' have to kick the bucket. But how? (Said Kagome as she rubbed her hands together in thought.) Aha I've got it. I'll have the hunter take the girl to the forest and when she's busy picking flowers he'll stab her in the back.
Oh hunter, please come here. Obey your Queen and listen to me. Take that twit Snow White to the forest and kill her. And to make sure you don't disappoint me bring me her heart in this. (Said Kagome as she handed Kohaku a black box.)
The Hunter: As you wish my lady. (He bowed to Kagome before he looked at her with those same glazed brown eyes that he still wearing because of Naraku controlling him. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THE NEXT DAY IN THE WOODS
Snow White: I am so glad that that queen of yours let me have a day out of the palace. (Kikyou said as she wove a flower necklace)
Narrator: The hunter stood there and watched the young woman weave her flowers and collect bunches of flowers for later. He reached behind his back and pulled out his ax-like weapon that he had attached to a chain. He walked slowly towards her turned back and was about to dive the cold metal in her back when...
Snow White: You aren't going to kill me are you Kohaku? (Said Kikyou weaving her flowers like nothing out of the ordinary is happening.)
The Hunter: How did you know I was? (His eyes were normal for like half a minute because of his confusion before they glazed over again.) Your back was turned to me; you couldn't have seen my weapon?
Snow White: Well I know because the narrator keeps telling us what is going to happen next whenever we do something or we don't speak. (She turned to look at me, the narrator, and smiled.) Thank you narrator. (She said before throwing the flower chains in Kohaku's face in running.)
Narrator: The little hunter glared at the narrator and I backed away a little, embarrassed that I blew his cover. He then looked away because his quarry was getting away and laid chase to the princess.
Snow White: Good thing I have my miko powers even if I don't have my bow.
Narrator: The princess turned around and began to send out her miko powers. The hunter of course dogged them with ease till he was shot in the shoulder with a blast. He then fell down wounded and Kikyou ran deeper intro the forest.
She was then completely lost and lost all hope of finding a place to stay for the night when she found a little cottage. Not wasting any time she went into the house and ended up sleeping on seven beds.
The hunter on the other hand not wanting to get in trouble had found a wild pig. Killed it and used it's heart as a substitute for the princess's before going back to the castle. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wicked Queen: Thank you Kahoku, you have done your job well.
Narrator: The hunter bowed and left the queen alone with the heart inside the box. Kagome, who would rather not like to eat the heart, fed the heart instead to Ah-Un (Sorry if I didn't spell the name right) her pet two- headed dragon.
Wicked Queen: And good ridden to bad rubbish. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dopey: I am not dopey!
Sleepy: Yes you are. Now shut up so I can go to sleep.
Sneezy: Why'd I have to be sneezy. (Achoo) My nose will turn as red as a cherry if I keep sneezing. (Achoo)
Grumpy: Well at least I'm not Happy. So how does it feel to be the Happy dwarf Sesshomaru. (Kagura smiled at the frown Sesshomaru gave her of disapproval. She laughed behind her fan.)
Happy: I swear if I here anyone else call me that dumb name again I'll tear out his throat without a single thought. Whoever's bright idea was it to make me happy. (Grumbled Sesshomaru.) I haven't smiled in such a long time I don't think I remember how to anymore.
Doc: It couldn't be that hard Happ... I mean Sesshomaru. (Sesshomaru gave her his disapproving look.) Then again, it is terrible. We know goodness well that Miroku is anything but bashful. (Sango looked at the monk in question who was getting close to Kagura so he could grope her.)
Bashful: That hurts so deeply Sango. I can be embarrassed sometimes.
Doc: We've never seen it.
Narrator: Then they heard the creak of the boards upstairs.
Sneezy: Someone's in are bedroom. (Achoo)
Bashful: I hope it's a young woman up there. (And with that Miroku rushed up the stairs followed by a mad Sango and the rest.)
Narrator: They found the sleeping form of Kikyou sleeping across all there beds.
Sleepy: Where am I'm gonna sleep at! (Cried out the sleepy kitsune)
Grumpy: You sleep everywhere and anywhere pipsqueak
Sleepy: I resent that. (Then he fell asleep right there on the floor.)
Narrator: Kikyou woke up and saw the seven little dwarfs.
Snow White: I'm sorry for coming into your house uninvited but I was sleepy and in need of a rest. Please forgive me but could I stay here I have nowhere else to go.
Bashful: Of course fair damsel. You can sleep in my bed if you wish.
Snow White: But where would you sleep?
Bashful: With you of course. (He said sincerely and took her hands in his.)
Doc: ('Whack,' went her boomerang against the monk's head) Ignore the lecher. But of course you can stay.
Happy: Only don't call me Happy if you value your life and you'll have to clean and cook for us.
Narrator: The other dwarfs nodded and they were introduced and that was how Kikyou came to live with the seven dwarfs. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Snow White: Who is the fairest of them all Mirror.
Mirror: I'm sorry to burst your bubble Queen. But Kikyo is still the prettiest to be seen. In a cottage she lives with seven so-called dwarfs. But her beauty there still soars. That hunter of yours gave you a pig's heart. So I'll guess you'll punish him for a start. (Was Kanna's calm response.)
Wicked Queen: I'll do just that. I'll deal with that hunter first then that wretched girl Kikyou.
Hunter come in here!
Narrator: The hunter walked in and looked nervously at the queen though otherwise he was calm.
Wicked Queen: I told you what would happen if you disobeyed and you still did so I'll just have to punish you.
Narrator: Kohaku crumbled to the floor as Kagome gave Kohaku back his memory of how he killed his fellow demon exterminators and his father. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: Snow White was busy tidying up the little cottage when she heard a knock on the door.
Snow White: Who could be knocking at the door for me in a forest like this? (Said Kikyou to herself before wearily looking out the window to see who it is. She saw a little peddler girl. She opened the door and looked suspiciously at her.)
Peddler Girl: Rin sells combs, yes. Pretty lady buys one to decorate her pretty black hair. (Said the little girl cheerfully and handed Kikyou a red comb that had little flowers cut out of the middle.)
Snow White: What's the catch? (Said the girl suspiciously. She eyed the comb wearily before taking it.)
Peddler Girl: There's no catch. Rin a good girl. Give comb to pretty girl for shiny coin. Our family needs the money badly. (She said and smiled at Kikyou showing her a missing tooth. Kikyou eyed the ragged kimono the girl was wearing and saw that she indeed looked poor. Half her hair tied into a small ponytail to the side.)
Snow White: Thank you. (Kikyou smiled at the girl and gave her a coin that she still had before she ran from the hunter. She then placed the comb into the side of her hair.) How do I look? (Was all she said before she fell down into a dark troubled sleep.)
Peddler Girl: You look dead Snow White. (Rin said cocking her head and smiling before she transformed back into Kagome.) And now I am once again the fairest of them all. (She left the poor girl on the floor and returned happily to her castle.) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dopey: Why is that girl of ours laying in the doorway for? (Jaken said and pointed to the fallen girl with his staff.)
Bashful: Idiot, something must have happen to her. (Miroku ran to her side and looked at her.)
Narrator: Seeing that she couldn't respond, he decided to try to give her a little mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Notice the word try. (I said amused.)
Doc: Lecher! (Bang went her boomerang against Miroku's head.)
Grumpy eyed the pretty comb in Kikyou's hair and took it out.
Grumpy: Dead girls really don't need pretty combs like this.
Narrator: As soon as the poison comb was taken from Kikyou's hair she woke up and looked at the dwarfs confused.
Snow White: I don't know what happened. There was a girl who gave me that comb that Grumpy was holding and as soon I put the comb it in my hair I lost consciousness.
Narrator: Grumpy quickly dropped the poison comb not wanting to end up like Kikyou had been a couple of minutes ago.
Doc: Just don't answer the door any more Snow White and this won't happen again. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: A few days later Snow White was baking some pies when she heard a knock at the door.
Snow White: Who's calling this time! (Kikyou looked out the window and saw a pretty young lady that looked a little like one of Kagome's best friends from school. Kikyou opened the door a crack so that the girl could see her.)
What do you want?
Young lady: I'm selling corsets Miss? Would you like to try one on to see if you'd like to buy one? (She showed her the red corset that had golden tigers prowling around in gold stitches.)
Narrator: For those who don't know what a corset is, it is an undergarment that is tightened with laces. It is worn to give shape and support to a woman's body.
Snow White: It is pretty. (Hesitantly Kikyou nodded her head.)
Narrator: The young lady smiled and wrapped the corset over and around her chest and back. She then pulled the laces that was behind her and tied them up.
Snow White: To tight. Can't breath. Think I broke a rib.
Young Lady: That's the problem with corsets, they don't actually give to much room to breath if tied rightly or none at all if your trying to kill someone. (The young lady smiled and left the suffocating Kikyou on the ground.) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Doc: I told the girl not to answer the door. But she must have rocks for brains she's so hardheaded.
Narrator: Being the lecher that he was.
Bashful: Hey! I resent that.
Narrator: (Rolling my eyes at the monk's protest) Had noticed the corset when he was eyeing the fallen princess.
Bashful: Here's the problem. She has this thing on. (Miroku promptly unlaced the corset and Snow White took in a shaky breath.)
Snow White: Thank You Bashful. (Then.) Lecher! ('Smack' went her hand against his face when he tried to grope her.)
Happy: Try not to die on us again. This is really getting tiring. (Said Sesshomaru dryly.) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: After hearing Kanna declare Kagome the second best to Kikyou she was ready to through the little girl's mirror out the window. But she instead came with an idea. She ordered a small boy to bring the best apples from the pantry and bring it to her in a basket.
Wicked Queen: If this doesn't work than nothing will kill her. She's probably caught on by now that someone is trying to kill her so I'll just only coat one apple with poison and leave the rest alone so that if she asks me to try one then I'll be ready for her.
Narrator: She then quickly grabbed the basket and left the castle on her horse. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: When a few days later she heard a knock at the door. Kikyou was ready to beat the seller over the head with the broom that she grabbed. She looked out the window to see an old woman with a basket of apples.
Snow White: (Opening the door) What do you want old lady cause I'm not buying.
Old Lady: Ye have no worries about that. I had picked some apples from my orchard and have more than I need since I live alone. Would you like some of these apples? (The old lady looked just like Keade and wore a worn out gray kimono.)
Snow White: I don't know. The last two people who tried to give me something ended up almost killing me. You eat one first. ('If she croaks then the old woman had tried to kill me. And if she hesitates she was trying to kill me. But if she is fine and she doesn't choke then I'll be safe,' thought Kikyou to herself.)
Old Lady: Of course sweets. I do feel a little hungry.
Narrator: The old lady picked up an apple close to her and bit into it.
Old Lady: This is delicious my child. Why not take a bite.
Narrator: Seeing that the old lady was fine Kikyou took an apple that caught her eye. She couldn't resist the alluring apple on top and bit eagerly into it.
Snow White: This is the best apple I ever tasted! (Kikyou said flushing with happiness. Then she turned a lovely shade of blue as she clutched her throat.) Why did you do this?
Old Lady: Easy my dear. It's cause I hate you and wish you nothing but ill will.
Narrator: The last sight Kikyou saw was of the old lady transforming into the wicked Queen Kagome before she fell down dead.
Wicked Queen: And stay dead! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Happy: This is just great. We can't leave the twit alone without her dying on us (Was Sesshomaru's first response when he saw the dead miko princess on the floor.)
Narrator: Dopey reached for an apple from the basket that the old lady had left and took a bite. But did he know that Kikyou had died from biting one of those apples.
And upon hearing those words come from me, the narrator, Jaken turned a shade of green though you wouldn't notice it sense he was already green. He ran to the back yard and spit out the apple.
Then Sleepy who was in Doc's arms, actually decided to wake up for a minute to make a comment.
Sleepy: He really is dopey. (Then he fell back to sleep.)
Sneezy: (Achoo) I don't like her but we should at least give her a nice funeral. We could even use that glass casket that Dopey was dumb enough to buy at a yard sale. (Achoo)
Bashful: Bless you child. Sneezy is right though and besides if we put her on a funeral pyre and she turns up to be only in a deep sleep then I don't want her ghost to haunt us because of are mistake. Better to please the dead miko princess by giving her a funeral. Grumpy can you please bring out the casket and put her in it.
Grumpy: Whatever
Narrator: With a wave of Kagura's fan she brought the glass casket that was leaning by the shed to them with the wind carefully caring it. She then had the wind open the lid and she had the wind dropped the princess into the casket. Good thing there was a pillow, otherwise her head would have struck the glass bottom. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A FEW DAYS LATER
The Prince: I wonder whatever happened to that Snow White girl. She was very pretty and I think I might fall for her. (He was sitting in a tree, his back against the trunk, the tree branch he was sitting on propped a bent leg and his other leg dangled over.
Retainer: To bad she's said to be dead. What a way to go though. Died from eating an apple. (The flea was currently sitting on his master's bent knee.
The Prince: Repeat that! (The prince grabbed the little flea and almost squeezed the life out of him.)
Retainer: (Gasp) Didn't you know that my Lord. Her casket is in this very forest. Over there. (Said the flea gasping for breath and pointed in a direction in the woods.)
Narrator: The prince threw the flea away and jumped down from the tree. When he got to the cottage to see if that flea was telling the truth he saw seven people playing cards on a glass casket. Well actually six since the small kitsune was fast asleep on the dead princess's pillow.
The Prince: What the... Hey stop playing on her casket. That's no way to show respect for the dead.
Narrator: The seven dwarfs gave the hanyou prince a glance before they continued to play.
The Prince: So I guess we'll just have to do this the hard way. (He rolled up his sleeve and began to walk towards the seven dwarfs. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator: The Wicked Queen had already seen what was happening in Kanna's mirror and wasted no time to stop the stupid hanyou prince. She did not want the Prince to ruin her plan so she quickly tried to stop him. (I look expectantly at Kagome, who had just arrived at the cottage, waiting to see what she'd do.)
Wicked Queen: (Smiling Kagome said the one word that would help lover boy from getting to Kikyou to kiss her.) Sit!
The Prince: (Inuyasha's face was kissing dirt.) Kagome! I have to kiss Snow White. (He said and got up to go to Snow White's glass casket.)
Wicked Queen: Over my died body Inuyasha! Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, and Sit! (Yelled Kagome)
Narrator: Everyone flinched as they watched as the poor Prince who tried to get to Kikyou was slammed into the ground with every blink of the eye. Sesshomaru on the other hand actually smiled in delight at his brother's pain.
Wicked Queen: (Kagome had gotten herself a lawn chair. Don't ask me where from and was kicking back relaxed. She casually hit a button on her radio and the sound was of Kagome saying, you guessed it sit. Sesshomaru at this time was rolling in the grass laughing at this. The other six dwarfs backed wearily away from Sesshomaru's hysterical laughter.)
Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, Sit, and Sit! Please turn tape over to continue.
(Kagome was reaching casually to turn the cassette tape over when she saw a shadow blocking her light. She looked up and gasped.) Inuyasha.
The Prince: You tried to kill me! (Said Inuyasha as his eyes were flashing from gold to red, to gold to red. He was leaning on two crutches.)
Wicked Queen: But you were supposed to be in there. (Said Kagome weakly as she scrambled out of the lawn chair and was backing away from the angry hanyou. Kagome quickly peeked over at the hole that Inuyasha made and her eyes widened in surprise. The crater was as big as a football field.)
('How'd he survived that?' was on everybody's mind right now. Even Inuyasha was asking himself the same question.)
The Prince: You almost crippled me. I think I blacked out a couple of times. And I swear if you say that word one more time to me then I swear I won't be held responsible. (He growled out at Kagome. His demon marks starting to appear oh so clearly on his cheeks.)
Wicked Queen: Okay Inuyasha. (She said weakly. 'Please don't let him kill me. I don't know what came over me. It was like that wicked Queen and my jealousy possessed me,' thought Kagome.)
Narrator: The Prince hobbled towards Snow Whites casket using his crutches and gazed onto the lovely face of Snow White. (He gave a swift kick to the side of his brother when Sesshomaru couldn't stop laughing.)
Wicked Queen: She isn't so lovely. (Mumbled Kagome to no one in particular.)
Narrator: The prince bent down to kiss the sleeping girl. Now he's stop to glare at the Narrator. Hey prince what's your problem! Go in kiss her so we can finish this story already. (Said the Narrator annoyed at Inuyasha's glare.)
The Prince: Stop broadcasting everything I do. (Said Inuyasha and flexed his clawed hands menacingly.)
Narrator: Get over it dog boy. It's no picnic for me either but it's my job to do this to that girl sets us free. So stop your complaining and kiss the girl! (I said annoyed)
The Prince: (rolling his eyes at me before he returned to the princess and kissed her.)
Wicked Queen: I swear Inuyasha when we get out of this storybook you are so dead! (Fumed Kagome as she pouted at Inuyasha kissing Kikyou. She held the sleeping Shippo in her arms as he snoozed. He frowned at her yelling before snuggling close to her.)
Snow White: Shut up! (She mouthed to Kagome over Inuyasha's shoulder as she hugged the surprised Inuyasha after she had woken up.
Narrator: And so they all lived happily ever after.
Wicked Queen: Yeah right!
Narrator: Well some lived happily ever after. Well tune in next time so that we can do the next story called Inuyocchio. You're kidding right. I am not going to be killed by a hanyou puppet bent on becoming a full demon. (I mumbled and the others nodded in agreement. They backed away from Inuyasha and eyed him suspiciously)
The Prince: You're the writer here so you shouldn't be complaining. (Said Inuyasha annoyed at how his friends had backed away from him.)
Narrator: (Irritably) I didn't plan for this to happen, it just did. But I will not let a demoniac puppet try to kill me, I'll tell you that. I'll burn him up first. (I said crossing my arms.)
The Prince: You wouldn't dare! (Said Inuyasha gulping)
Narrator: Try me dog boy and see. I'm not in the mood today.
(Inuyasha backed away and relented. I smiled widely at my victory and gave the strange little girl the V-sign.)
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"I like that story but I'm tired. Aren't you dolly? Let's go to sleep and I'll read the other story later," said the strange little girl. She jumped off the rock, clutching her book and dolls to her side and went into a thicket of bushes that had an old bed at the center. She climbed in and curled up sighing at the relief of falling to sleep.
She clutched the little book in her hands with her dollies tucked close to her and that's where I'll end for today. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Next story is called 'Inuyocchio.' Inuyasha plays the lovable puppet that wanted to be a real boy, Pinocchio. But know it's a little hanyou who wishes to be a full demon. I feel sorry for the people who are around when his wish is granted. Oh well. Review me now and then I'll type up the new story. Remember to review and 'Ta, ta for now.'
