Disclaimer: I don not own Dragon ball Z

Goku Learns Ballet

Since swimming didn't work, Chichi decided to send Goku to dance class. He wore a black leotard, white tights, and black slippers.
As Goku walked in he heard "Hello Goku!" in a really perky voice. It was Vegeta who did CPR on Goku in swimming class. He was wearing a sparkly pink tutu, pink tights, and pink ballet shoes.
Their swimming teacher, Mr. Perry was fired from his job for yelling at the students. Unfortunately, he received a job as a dance teacher, and was teaching Vegeta and Goku!
Poor Goku was yelled at all through class to bend his knees right. Vegeta was perfect and even did a beautiful Russian split.
When it came time to do leaps around the room, Goku cheated and used his ability to fly. Vegeta leaped like a pixie around the room.

After 12 weeks of torture it came time for the dance recital. Mr. Perry forced them to do the Nutcracker. Vegeta was the Sugar Plum fairy and Goku was an extra. At the end of the recital Vegeta received a beautiful bouquet of flowers. Goku received a rock, he named it Joe.
Chichi was so proud of Goku she sent him to the Olympics, but lost against Piccolo with his dance entitled "bootylicious".

The End

Author Note: Please review! What else should I subject Goku and Vegeta to...........