On some random morning, the Smashers came down for breakfast like usual. They chatted, argued, ate, did whatever they did every morning. Unlike other mornings, there was an empty chair at the table. This chair belonged to one the most grouchiest people in the world. (Well... in the mornings, that is, for this person didn't care for bright sunny mornings. Now when it's pouring HARD in the mornings, this same person would look like they're on a sugar high/caffiene buzz combo of doom...)
"Hey, has anyone seen Marth?" asked the always happy-go-lucky Mario.
"He's probably cursing the morning away in Japanese, like USUAL!" joked Fox.
"Aww, it's too bad that he's so foul in the mornings. He should just cheer up!" added Zelda.
"Is Marth trying to sleep the whole day away, Roy?" Popo asked curiously to the usually hyperactive pyromaniac.
"No... He's been awake for a while. I guess he couldn't sleep or som--" Roy got cut off by some random noise upstaris.
Upstairs, there was a loud thud followed by someone yelling "Aiee! Baka--" with a slew of Japanese profanity tailgating the person's first couple words. Everyone had a surprised look on their faces as they imagined what state Marth would be in at that point in time.
"Yep, looks like Marth is in his usual mood this morning!" laughed Roy with a sweatdrop on his head.
Some loud thumping could be heard as an extremely fatigued Marth came down the stairs. His eyes were red and he had some dark circles under them.
"Good morning, Marthy!" Peach chirped happily to the irritable prince.
Marth grumbled angrily in Japanese while shooting Peach a nasty glare and giving her the "Misty Eyes" (which my friend has coined from the Pokémon anime because Misty would narrow her eyes at the victims and innocent bystanders when she's angry). Peach raised an eyebrow for she did not understand what Marth has just said. She didn't understand his grumbling nor second language.
"What'd you say?" she asked politely.
Marth drew his breath and shouted loudly "I SAID 'WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT?!'" He did a pretty nice impression of Tommy from the mini cartoon The Off-Beats from its parent series Kablam!, at least as far as my opinion is concerned. All that the swordsman needed to fully emulate the show's running gag was large yellow text that said what he said, a solid blueish background, and the recoloring of everyone and himself in a lime green. Everyone else fell over backwards in surprise, which was also part of Tommy's running gag.
"Geez, what's gotten into YOU today?! You're not usually THIS crabby..." whimpered Fox.
Marth grumbled angrily in Japanese again while giving Fox the same look he gave Peach before.
"Could ya repeat that?" Fox asked meekly. He immediately braced himself for fear that his question will provoke Marth. Boy, was he right.
"I SAID 'SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE OR ELSE YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF AT THE END OF A VERY SHARP SWORD!!'" shouted Marth as he continued his unintentionally mockery of the cartoon's act.
Fox emitted a squeak and hid behind the newspaper.
Link snickered and added his two cents."I guess Marth's PMSing. Perhaps that's why he's even more grumpy today than usual..." He rolled off his chair, laughing and pounding the floor with his fist.
"THAT'S IT!!! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN DURING OUR MATCH TODAY, FOREST BOY!!!" shouted Marth.
Roy, who was helping himself to a large portion of everything, cried out "I'm neutral!" He knew that Marth's wrath will fall on him as well.
Marth turned to Roy and glared daggers at the poor redhead. "AND YOUR SNORING KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT LONG, PYRO BOY!!!"
Roy squeaked, then began to eat his food.
"Oh no... The Smash Mansion is gonna be a war zone today!" mumbled Pikachu.
"Let's hope that Marth doesn't go schizo on us or anything..." added Pichu.
