Marth was helping himself to some toast and jam when he noticed something was wrong. "What the?! Grrrrr... WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK THE REST OF THE BLUEBERRY JAM?!?" he screamed.

"We have other kinds, Marth. It's not like it's the end of the world or any--" said C. Falcon, but he got cut off by Marth's screaming and ranting.

Marth pounded his fist onto the table, causing the coffee mugs to tremble and nearly spilling their contents. "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO HAD THE REST OF THE BLUEBERRY JAM! I REFUSE TO HAVE TOAST WITHOUT BLUEBERRY JAM!!! WHOMEVER HAD IT WILL WISH THAT THEY NEVER CROSSED ME!!!"

"Hn. You foolish human, I had the rest of the jam. So if you want to duke it out right now..." taunted Mewtwo.

"Forget it!" shouted Marth. He pounded his fist again. "I'll just have some cere--" He got a box of Cookie Crips and found out that there was barely any left. He screamed angrily, terrifying everyone. Luigi quickly ate the rest of his cereal, which was Cookie Crisp.

"Please relax, Marth!" cried Nana.

"I WOULD BE RELAXED IF NOTHING WENT WRONG!!!" Marth stormed out of the kitchen and stomped upstairs.

"Later zhat morning..." said the SpongeBob Narrator.

"Hey, Master Hand! Who am I gonna be fighting today?" Roy asked eagerly.

"There is no match for you, Roy. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" answered Master Hand in an evil tone.

"Okay... Looks like I'm gonna be playing SNES then!" Roy ran to his dorm room and took out Fire Emblem: Mystery of the Emblem.

"Master Hand, anyone gonna fight me today?" asked Link.

"You will be fighting Marth today," answered the evil floating hand.

"Oh--" Link cussed in Hylian, trembling in fear.

"The match will begin at... Oh, in 2 minutes," added Master Hand.

"WHAT THE HEY?!" exclaimed Link. He cussed even more in Hylian.

"Ta-ta, Linky. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Master Hand disappeared, leaving poor Link to face his fate.

"AW, MAN! Marth's gonna kill me! Of all days to fight Marth, I hafta fight him when he's totally crabby. Greaaaaaat... me versus an angry girly- boy prince... He'll probably throw those evil teen girl magazines at me or tie me to a chair and paint my fingernails in girly colors...," grumbled Link.

Marth was right behind Link and heard everything. "Grrrrr... WHY DO PEOPLE MISTAKEN ME FOR A GIRL?! WHY?!" he exclaimed.

Link screamed and jumped up into the chandelier on the ceiling. "Oh my God... Marth! Th-th-there you are! I was... uh... looking for you!" he stuttered.

Marth folded his arms, obviously not buying the lie. "Sure you were. Well, let's get going then." He stormed off while Link was trying to prepare his will in his mind.

To make the whole match short (it was a 30-minute match), Marth beat Link to a pulp. The hot-tempered prince got KO after KO and Link didn't even have a chance. The PokéFloats stage didn't exactly work for Link either. Marth won the match and Link lost.

"After zee match..." said the ubiquitous SpongeBob Narrator.

"Yes! Almost there! WOO-HOO!" cheered Roy as he ate some snacks he brought in while still playing FE3.

Marth came in and saw Roy doing this. His blood pressure was definitely above 120/80, which is always true because the Mamkute always got on his nerves. "ROY! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAFTA TELL YOU?! DO NOT EAT WHILE PLAYING MY SNES!!! YOU'RE GETTING THE CONTROLLER ALL DIRTY!!!" Marth shouted angrily. He surprised Roy and almost made him choke on a Cheeto.

"Fine. Be that way." Roy got up and mumbled "Ya snotty overlord." He went into the bathroom for an evil plot.

"DON'T TAKE TOO LONG BECAUSE I HAFTA WASH UP!!!" Marth called after him.

"Let's see..." Roy began tohook up the pipes to outside in the mud. "I wonder if Marth likes to take MUD BATHS? MWAHAHAHAHAHA--" Roy began to choke and hack, then he resumed his evil laugh.

"Are ya DONE yet?!"

"Ok, I'm done. Later." Roy left and hid behind the door to see if his plot would work.

"Finally! Now I can take a relaxing hot shower..." Marth spoke too soon because the King of Evil and the Gerudos came into the room.

"Hey, can I use your guys' shower? Ours doesn't have hot water. Falcon told me that this morning, after he found out the hard way..." asked Ganondorf.

Marth pouted and shouted "FINE! USE IT! JUST HURRY UP!!!"

"Thanks, Marth." Ganondorf went in and turned on the water. That's when everything went wrong for the big-nosed man. "WHAT THE HEY?! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! NO! STOP! CURSE YOU, WATER WORKS! I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THE RED PROPERTIES BETTER THAN THE UTILITIES!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"What's HIS problem?" Marth asked aloud.

Ganondorf came out COVERED in mud! He was yelling random things in Hylian. Marth took one look at Ganondorf and his blood pressure has reached the highest point ever recorded in medical history.

"Out, out, OUT!!!" He threw Ganondorf out of the room and into the hallway.

"Um... you DO know that Marth is a neat-freak, right?" asked C. Falcon, who was passing by.

"I just found out... Owies! ...the hard way..." muttered Ganondorf.

"AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET CLEANED UP!!!" shouted Marth as he slammed the door shut.