Fluffy: FIRST FIC TIME!!!!

Sporky: this one was my idea....spir of the moment kina..whacha...yeah...

Kringle: I...I...I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY!

Fluffy: wow...amazing, so this is a gandalf, Rudolf the red nose reindeer parody song.

COOLAID MAN: (busts through wall) OH YEAH!

Sporky: where did he come from

COOLAID MAN: I am here to take over your international napkin counterfeiting ring,

Fluffy: oh go blow it out your straw. FIC TIME!!!!

GANDALF THE WHITE HAIRED WIZARD

Gandalf the white haired wizard

Had a very good shampoo (like herbal essence)

And if you ever used it

You would switch your brand too (shop at bobs)

All of the little hobbits

Use to laugh and call him names (like old fogey)

They never let poor Gandalf

Join in any hobbit games (like seeing who could smoke their pipe the fastest)

Then one crowed birthday party

Ring wraith came to say

Gandalf with your hair so white

Can't I chop off your head tonight

Then all the little elfies

Shot that nasty wraith in the knees

Gandalf the white haired wizard

Come and smoke your pipe with me!

The end

Fluffy: heh heh.

Sporky: No flames please...we love LOTR just as much as you do...we can just like to laugh.

Kringle: wow...that was pretty funny...

Fluffy: yeah well, we're funny people

Sporky: MODEST TOO!

All of us: k...bye, we're done...your done...it's done....alrighty then.