The Matrix: Re-plugged
Hi again, keep reviewing!!
Smith: EWWWWW... too close to my balls.
Neo: You have balls?!, thats news to me.
Trinity: He hasn't, i've checked.
Neo: *dances* Trinity is a slut, Trinity is a slut.
Morpheus: Shut up, now let's fight.
*cool music starts to play*
Neo: Where'd the music come from?
Smith: *punches Neo*
Neo: thats naughty *puts in some really fast punches*
Smith: *blows raspberry* Clones attack!
*A bunch of Clones walk in*
Neo: Brothers of yours?
Smith: Distant cousins
Neo: Cool. * grabs a big poley thing and whoops their asses* Now i shall bite your legs off. *bites Smith's legs off*
Smith: My legs, me legs! *grows new ones and sighs* thats better!
Trinity: EWWWW....
Smith: I can grow other bits to *wiggles eyebrows*
Morpheus: *excited* Really, can i see?
Trinity: EWWWW... To much information.
Smith: Im sorry Morpheus, i stopped dating mingers last week.
*A whole bunch of Morpheus FanGirls trample him*
Neo: And thats the end of that chapter.
*Oracle appears*
Oracle: You must find the keymaker.
Neo: And....
Oracle: I dunno, well i do. Im just not gonna tell you MU HA HA HA. Im sorry kiddo, i always seem to give you bad news. Anywho here is some cookies with jelly beans, (AN: Not rasians, this means you Lupe)
Neo: I like jelly beans, jelly beans are good. Almost as good as me.
Trinity: You are so vain, you'd never believe we're a couple.
Neo: We're a couple?!? Since when did that happen? No-one told me. *Makes a sad face*
Trinity: Come here *pulls him into a hug and snogs him*
Neo: HAHA works everytime.
Trinity: Bastard *slaps him*
Neo: You love me really.
Trinity: I know i do.
Smith: Awwwwwwwwwwww, how lovey dovey, now i must kill you.
*Neo FanGirl, notice its just girl, comes and whacks him in the leg. Trinity FanBoys punch him*
Smith: *In a Arnold from Terminator voice* I'll be back.
Morpheus: And thats the end of that chapter.
Will Smith be back? Will Trinity and Neo get in bed? Will Morpheus start taking the Anti-Gay club?
Find out next time on
The Matrix: Re-plugged
Hi again, keep reviewing!!
Smith: EWWWWW... too close to my balls.
Neo: You have balls?!, thats news to me.
Trinity: He hasn't, i've checked.
Neo: *dances* Trinity is a slut, Trinity is a slut.
Morpheus: Shut up, now let's fight.
*cool music starts to play*
Neo: Where'd the music come from?
Smith: *punches Neo*
Neo: thats naughty *puts in some really fast punches*
Smith: *blows raspberry* Clones attack!
*A bunch of Clones walk in*
Neo: Brothers of yours?
Smith: Distant cousins
Neo: Cool. * grabs a big poley thing and whoops their asses* Now i shall bite your legs off. *bites Smith's legs off*
Smith: My legs, me legs! *grows new ones and sighs* thats better!
Trinity: EWWWW....
Smith: I can grow other bits to *wiggles eyebrows*
Morpheus: *excited* Really, can i see?
Trinity: EWWWW... To much information.
Smith: Im sorry Morpheus, i stopped dating mingers last week.
*A whole bunch of Morpheus FanGirls trample him*
Neo: And thats the end of that chapter.
*Oracle appears*
Oracle: You must find the keymaker.
Neo: And....
Oracle: I dunno, well i do. Im just not gonna tell you MU HA HA HA. Im sorry kiddo, i always seem to give you bad news. Anywho here is some cookies with jelly beans, (AN: Not rasians, this means you Lupe)
Neo: I like jelly beans, jelly beans are good. Almost as good as me.
Trinity: You are so vain, you'd never believe we're a couple.
Neo: We're a couple?!? Since when did that happen? No-one told me. *Makes a sad face*
Trinity: Come here *pulls him into a hug and snogs him*
Neo: HAHA works everytime.
Trinity: Bastard *slaps him*
Neo: You love me really.
Trinity: I know i do.
Smith: Awwwwwwwwwwww, how lovey dovey, now i must kill you.
*Neo FanGirl, notice its just girl, comes and whacks him in the leg. Trinity FanBoys punch him*
Smith: *In a Arnold from Terminator voice* I'll be back.
Morpheus: And thats the end of that chapter.
Will Smith be back? Will Trinity and Neo get in bed? Will Morpheus start taking the Anti-Gay club?
Find out next time on
The Matrix: Re-plugged
