The Matrix: Re-plugged

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Smith: EWWWWW... too close to my balls.

Neo: You have balls?!, thats news to me.

Trinity: He hasn't, i've checked.

Neo: *dances* Trinity is a slut, Trinity is a slut.

Morpheus: Shut up, now let's fight.

*cool music starts to play*

Neo: Where'd the music come from?

Smith: *punches Neo*

Neo: thats naughty *puts in some really fast punches*

Smith: *blows raspberry* Clones attack!

*A bunch of Clones walk in*

Neo: Brothers of yours?

Smith: Distant cousins

Neo: Cool. * grabs a big poley thing and whoops their asses* Now i shall bite your legs off. *bites Smith's legs off*

Smith: My legs, me legs! *grows new ones and sighs* thats better!

Trinity: EWWWW....

Smith: I can grow other bits to *wiggles eyebrows*

Morpheus: *excited* Really, can i see?

Trinity: EWWWW... To much information.

Smith: Im sorry Morpheus, i stopped dating mingers last week.

*A whole bunch of Morpheus FanGirls trample him*

Neo: And thats the end of that chapter.

*Oracle appears*

Oracle: You must find the keymaker.

Neo: And....

Oracle: I dunno, well i do. Im just not gonna tell you MU HA HA HA. Im sorry kiddo, i always seem to give you bad news. Anywho here is some cookies with jelly beans, (AN: Not rasians, this means you Lupe)

Neo: I like jelly beans, jelly beans are good. Almost as good as me.

Trinity: You are so vain, you'd never believe we're a couple.

Neo: We're a couple?!? Since when did that happen? No-one told me. *Makes a sad face*

Trinity: Come here *pulls him into a hug and snogs him*

Neo: HAHA works everytime.

Trinity: Bastard *slaps him*

Neo: You love me really.

Trinity: I know i do.

Smith: Awwwwwwwwwwww, how lovey dovey, now i must kill you.

*Neo FanGirl, notice its just girl, comes and whacks him in the leg. Trinity FanBoys punch him*

Smith: *In a Arnold from Terminator voice* I'll be back.

Morpheus: And thats the end of that chapter.

Will Smith be back? Will Trinity and Neo get in bed? Will Morpheus start taking the Anti-Gay club?

Find out next time on

The Matrix: Re-plugged