The Matrix: Re-Plugged

Hi everyone, thanx for the reviews. This chapter has a few mentions of rapeing so if you're not happy i suggest you skip this chapter. You're not going to miss anything, im doin the fight scene in the next chapter.

Morpheus: Trinity, call the crew we need a chat.

Trinity: Okie Dokey

*Crew comes in*

Morpheus: Rightyho, we need to get the Key-Maker.

Neo: What makes you think that?

Morpheus: The Oracle told me

Neo: Why wasnt i informed, I am the One you know.

Morpheus: Shut Up Neo. Right everybody, have some quiche and cookies. The Key-Maker is prisoner to the Merognivan (AN: I dunno if its spelt like that)

Neo: Cool. So I distract them with some cool Kung-Fu moves, you grab the Key-Maker?

Morpheus: Exactly.

*Gets plugged in and ends up in the mansion thing.*

Morpheus: Give us the Key-Maker

Merognivan: Vhy?

Neo: Your're meant to be French

Merognivan: Vell i'm vrussian today yah?

Trinity: You need a social life

Twin 1#: I want to kill Neo

Twin 2#: Fine ill kill Morpheus

Twin 1#: Then we take turns in rapeing Trinity?

Twin 2#: Agreed

Morpheus: Anyho give us the Key-Maker or we'll set our secret weapon on you....

Merognivan: Vhats that then yah?

Lupe: Hiya guys!

Morpheus: Oh god not her! You're in the wrong story!

Lupe: Neo said I could be the weapon if I get paid a reasonable rate

Trinity: And what is this 'reasonable rate'?

Neo: œ50

Lupe: More than that other author pays me

Merognivan: Okay you can have the Key-Maker! Just get her avway from me yah?

Lupe: Cya guys! *Gets kicked off-screen*

Twin 1#: I like Lupe

Twin 2#: I heard she like us!

Twin 1#: Who can resist us?

Twin 2#: I dunno, but we're still gonna rape Trinity right?

Twin 1#: Okie Dokey.

Merognivan: This vway people. He's down that corridor yah?

Morpheus: Thank You *Starts to walk down but the Twins get in the way*

Merognivan: But first you must fight my men.

Neo: I'll handle them, you go get the Key-Maker

Merognivan: You'll handle us?

Neo: You bet your ass!

Will Neo win? Will the Twins rape Trinity? Will Lupe make another guest appearence? Find outnext time on

The Matrix: Re-Plugged!