Matrix Re-Plugged

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Narrator: We find our heroes in a daring car chase.

Morpheus: I'm calling Link

Link: Operator

Morpehus: I need a way out

Link: Freeway, sir i must protest...

Morpheus: Link, trust me

Link: Yes sir, ill be ready for you

Morpheus: Head for the Freeway

Trinity: You said that was suicide

Morpheus: Now im saying go there

Trinity: Bu..

Morpheus: JUST DO IT! (AN: Morpheus got paid alot of money by Nike for saying that.)

Trinity: OK OK! Jeesh, dont get your knickers in a twist!

Narrator: But what has become of Neo?

Neo: Since when were you a character?

Narrator: I dunno

Mero: Vwell Vwell Vwell, little Neo on his own. *Does a little twiddle of the hand*

Neo: What are you on?

Mero: LSD, Cocaine, stuff like that.

Neo: Im gonna talk to you after this. I need that stuff.

Mero: Deal, now you must die!

*Loads of people shot their guns at him*

Neo: How about NO! *Holds out hand and makes them stop. They turn around and rip through the men's bodies.*

Narrator: HAY! That's not meant to happen!

Author: Its my fic, i'll do what I want! *They fight. Neo comes in and breaks them apart.* Guys, Guys, Guys. *Gives them a pitiful look* We all know I was going to win, so what's the difference?

Narrator: Good point.

Author: Im gonna write now. Buh Bye. *Disapears*

Neo: *Starts to do a little flying stunt thing*

Morpheus: Ah crap! We got the Cops after us!

Narrator: We all know what happens so let's skip to the fight shall we?

Agent: I shall beat you

Morpheus: No you won't

Agent Yes I will

Morpheus: No you wont

Agent: Staring contest

Morpheus: You're on

*they sit there staring at each other. Finally the Agent pulls away*

Morpheus: YES! I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T

Narrator: Suddenly, a big explosion occurs. Neo comes in and saves there asses

Link: YES! YES! YES! That's a tenner you owe me Bob. *He turns to see his pet monkey, handing over a tenner* Thank you.

Bob: *By some miracle he can talk* Pleasure doing buiseness with you.

Link: Anytime CHUMMMM...P

Bob: Hay, don't make me cry.

Link: I'm sorry Bob.

Bob: You should be

Twin #1: Are we dead?

Twin #2: I think so

Twin #1: Neo came back

Twin #2: Trinity loved him, no one loves us

*Lupe bounces on screen*

Lupe: I do guys!

Twin #!: Yay! Now I must kick some butt.

Key-Maker: You must find the door of light.

Neo: Look dude, we are already there. You are about to die so hand me the damn key!

Lupe: Hi guys. OHHH!! Is the Key-Maker dieing? Is he? Is he? Is he?

Morpheus: *Kicks her Off-Screen* And that's the end of that chapter.

Neo: Ive got the key, Im going through the door. *He slides the key in the lock. The door opens.*

Arcitect: There has been six versions of The Matrix. And I dont mean the Language of the original film. I am the father, the Oracle is the mother. Trinity is about to die. You can save her or save Zion.

Neo: You're pretty quick

Arcitect: Thanks.

*Neo saves Trinity and tries to pull the bullet out. He pulls it out and squeezes her heart. Trinity survives*

Trinity: Thanks

Neo: *kisses her. They remain kissing until the next chapter.*

Will Neo and Trinity stop kissing? Will the Arcitect make another version of the Matrix? Will Link trust Morpheus? Find out next time on...

The Matrix: Re-Plugged

I feel i owe Lupe an apologie. I have nicked many of her ideas (but she didnt copyright them.) I'm sorry Lupe, don't hurt me!

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