Matrix Re-Plugged
Thanx to all the reviews. I like them! Jelly-Beans to everyone!
Narrator: We find our heroes in a daring car chase.
Morpheus: I'm calling Link
Link: Operator
Morpehus: I need a way out
Link: Freeway, sir i must protest...
Morpheus: Link, trust me
Link: Yes sir, ill be ready for you
Morpheus: Head for the Freeway
Trinity: You said that was suicide
Morpheus: Now im saying go there
Trinity: Bu..
Morpheus: JUST DO IT! (AN: Morpheus got paid alot of money by Nike for saying that.)
Trinity: OK OK! Jeesh, dont get your knickers in a twist!
Narrator: But what has become of Neo?
Neo: Since when were you a character?
Narrator: I dunno
Mero: Vwell Vwell Vwell, little Neo on his own. *Does a little twiddle of the hand*
Neo: What are you on?
Mero: LSD, Cocaine, stuff like that.
Neo: Im gonna talk to you after this. I need that stuff.
Mero: Deal, now you must die!
*Loads of people shot their guns at him*
Neo: How about NO! *Holds out hand and makes them stop. They turn around and rip through the men's bodies.*
Narrator: HAY! That's not meant to happen!
Author: Its my fic, i'll do what I want! *They fight. Neo comes in and breaks them apart.* Guys, Guys, Guys. *Gives them a pitiful look* We all know I was going to win, so what's the difference?
Narrator: Good point.
Author: Im gonna write now. Buh Bye. *Disapears*
Neo: *Starts to do a little flying stunt thing*
Morpheus: Ah crap! We got the Cops after us!
Narrator: We all know what happens so let's skip to the fight shall we?
Agent: I shall beat you
Morpheus: No you won't
Agent Yes I will
Morpheus: No you wont
Agent: Staring contest
Morpheus: You're on
*they sit there staring at each other. Finally the Agent pulls away*
Morpheus: YES! I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T
Narrator: Suddenly, a big explosion occurs. Neo comes in and saves there asses
Link: YES! YES! YES! That's a tenner you owe me Bob. *He turns to see his pet monkey, handing over a tenner* Thank you.
Bob: *By some miracle he can talk* Pleasure doing buiseness with you.
Link: Anytime CHUMMMM...P
Bob: Hay, don't make me cry.
Link: I'm sorry Bob.
Bob: You should be
Twin #1: Are we dead?
Twin #2: I think so
Twin #1: Neo came back
Twin #2: Trinity loved him, no one loves us
*Lupe bounces on screen*
Lupe: I do guys!
Twin #!: Yay! Now I must kick some butt.
Key-Maker: You must find the door of light.
Neo: Look dude, we are already there. You are about to die so hand me the damn key!
Lupe: Hi guys. OHHH!! Is the Key-Maker dieing? Is he? Is he? Is he?
Morpheus: *Kicks her Off-Screen* And that's the end of that chapter.
Neo: Ive got the key, Im going through the door. *He slides the key in the lock. The door opens.*
Arcitect: There has been six versions of The Matrix. And I dont mean the Language of the original film. I am the father, the Oracle is the mother. Trinity is about to die. You can save her or save Zion.
Neo: You're pretty quick
Arcitect: Thanks.
*Neo saves Trinity and tries to pull the bullet out. He pulls it out and squeezes her heart. Trinity survives*
Trinity: Thanks
Neo: *kisses her. They remain kissing until the next chapter.*
Will Neo and Trinity stop kissing? Will the Arcitect make another version of the Matrix? Will Link trust Morpheus? Find out next time on...
The Matrix: Re-Plugged
I feel i owe Lupe an apologie. I have nicked many of her ideas (but she didnt copyright them.) I'm sorry Lupe, don't hurt me!
:o(
Thanx to all the reviews. I like them! Jelly-Beans to everyone!
Narrator: We find our heroes in a daring car chase.
Morpheus: I'm calling Link
Link: Operator
Morpehus: I need a way out
Link: Freeway, sir i must protest...
Morpheus: Link, trust me
Link: Yes sir, ill be ready for you
Morpheus: Head for the Freeway
Trinity: You said that was suicide
Morpheus: Now im saying go there
Trinity: Bu..
Morpheus: JUST DO IT! (AN: Morpheus got paid alot of money by Nike for saying that.)
Trinity: OK OK! Jeesh, dont get your knickers in a twist!
Narrator: But what has become of Neo?
Neo: Since when were you a character?
Narrator: I dunno
Mero: Vwell Vwell Vwell, little Neo on his own. *Does a little twiddle of the hand*
Neo: What are you on?
Mero: LSD, Cocaine, stuff like that.
Neo: Im gonna talk to you after this. I need that stuff.
Mero: Deal, now you must die!
*Loads of people shot their guns at him*
Neo: How about NO! *Holds out hand and makes them stop. They turn around and rip through the men's bodies.*
Narrator: HAY! That's not meant to happen!
Author: Its my fic, i'll do what I want! *They fight. Neo comes in and breaks them apart.* Guys, Guys, Guys. *Gives them a pitiful look* We all know I was going to win, so what's the difference?
Narrator: Good point.
Author: Im gonna write now. Buh Bye. *Disapears*
Neo: *Starts to do a little flying stunt thing*
Morpheus: Ah crap! We got the Cops after us!
Narrator: We all know what happens so let's skip to the fight shall we?
Agent: I shall beat you
Morpheus: No you won't
Agent Yes I will
Morpheus: No you wont
Agent: Staring contest
Morpheus: You're on
*they sit there staring at each other. Finally the Agent pulls away*
Morpheus: YES! I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T
Narrator: Suddenly, a big explosion occurs. Neo comes in and saves there asses
Link: YES! YES! YES! That's a tenner you owe me Bob. *He turns to see his pet monkey, handing over a tenner* Thank you.
Bob: *By some miracle he can talk* Pleasure doing buiseness with you.
Link: Anytime CHUMMMM...P
Bob: Hay, don't make me cry.
Link: I'm sorry Bob.
Bob: You should be
Twin #1: Are we dead?
Twin #2: I think so
Twin #1: Neo came back
Twin #2: Trinity loved him, no one loves us
*Lupe bounces on screen*
Lupe: I do guys!
Twin #!: Yay! Now I must kick some butt.
Key-Maker: You must find the door of light.
Neo: Look dude, we are already there. You are about to die so hand me the damn key!
Lupe: Hi guys. OHHH!! Is the Key-Maker dieing? Is he? Is he? Is he?
Morpheus: *Kicks her Off-Screen* And that's the end of that chapter.
Neo: Ive got the key, Im going through the door. *He slides the key in the lock. The door opens.*
Arcitect: There has been six versions of The Matrix. And I dont mean the Language of the original film. I am the father, the Oracle is the mother. Trinity is about to die. You can save her or save Zion.
Neo: You're pretty quick
Arcitect: Thanks.
*Neo saves Trinity and tries to pull the bullet out. He pulls it out and squeezes her heart. Trinity survives*
Trinity: Thanks
Neo: *kisses her. They remain kissing until the next chapter.*
Will Neo and Trinity stop kissing? Will the Arcitect make another version of the Matrix? Will Link trust Morpheus? Find out next time on...
The Matrix: Re-Plugged
I feel i owe Lupe an apologie. I have nicked many of her ideas (but she didnt copyright them.) I'm sorry Lupe, don't hurt me!
:o(
