Title: Musings
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Buffy muses with Mr. Gordo about her life.
Genre: General
Pairings: Mentions all Buffy Relationships that were on the Show
Time Frame: Season 6
Status: Complete Standalone. Want more? Ask for it! ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own it. You know that. I know that. Give it up lawyers.
Author's Note: Felt like writing it. So I did. Wow, the magical mystery of writing fanfic...
Musings
The blonde stroked the soft, pink fur and stared out the window at the early morning sun pouring inside and warming the air. A few delicate fingers run through tangles, gently prying them apart, as the owner of the digits speculates about her life.
"It's strange, Mr. Gordo… Look at me. A walking hypocrite in almost everything I do. Remember what I was before I was called? The Valley Girl? Slayerlike, wasn't it?" she mused aloud, not upset, just remembering. "And then Angel. He's a Vampire. I'm a Vampire Slayer. Things couldn't have been that simple, could they? Nope. What about Riley? My nice, normal guy. Hah. Like Hell."
She repositioned the pig, continuing to pet him. "And Spike. Soulless Vampire. Things should have been more Black and White. I just can't do that though, can I? Not just my twisted love life, but also with the council, and Giles and even my friends. Hell, I even went and died on them, twice, and came back, royally screwing up the one and only slayer dealio. I wonder about that other slayer - the one who must have been called after I died for Dawn. Never even heard about her. Hope she's doing alright."
The pig seemed to glow in the sunlight. "Huh. Sunlight. Vampires. Vampires are technically dead, right? No heartbeat.. I checked with Spike once. It was cool. Anyways.. I slept with both Angel and Spike. Is that necrophilia?" she pondered aloud.
Author's Follow-up: It all really stemmed from the necrophilia thing. I find that bloody hilarious and I just had to incorporate it in a fic. This was the best I could do.. so.. *shrug* There was also the question of, shouldn't there be another slayer, from Buffy's The Gift death?
