~Back in Fedual Japan~

Kagome- Look! There's Sango! And Shippo!

Inu-Yasha- Oh great!

~Kagome runs to give Sango a hug~

Sango- Oh my! It's been soooo long!

Shippo- *glares at Inu-Yasha* Where were you?

Inu-Yasha- with Kagome in her own World and now I'm going to a tournament. I need to find Miroku.

Shippo- You're going in it too?!! So am I!!! Yeah!

Inu-Yasha- Shut up! You're so annoying!

Shippo- Kagome! Inu-Yasha is picking on me!!

Kagome- Stop it! *poked Inu-Yasha's forehead*

Sango- *giggles* You guys haven't changed yet? Oh that right, Miroku. He's with this girl.

Kagome- Girl? Aren't you and Miroku and couple?

Sango- We are. This girl or yet 'teen' is helping him.

Inu-Yasha- For what? Learn how to get into women's skirts more?

Kagome- *huffs* SIT BOY!

~Inu-Yasha is pounded into the ground.~

Sango- She's only 15 anyway. Her name is Jaelyn. She is a very beautiful girl!

Inu-Yasha- Next thing you know, Miroku molests her.

Kagome- SHUT UP!! UGH! You are sooo nasty! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!

Shippo- Hahaha! Inu-Yasha might be the pervert instead!

Inu-Yasha- Am...NOT!!

Shippo- Are too!

Inu-Yasha- Am...NOT!!

Shippo- ARE TOO!!!

~Sango and Kagome ignores Inu-Yasha and Shippo's argument~

Kagome- So? What does she look like?

Sango- Well, she has very silky golden hair, the most gentle peach skin, and big sparkling jade green eyes! I wish I was her! Not only that! She is a very skilled swords women!

Kagome- Wow! Now I wish I was her!

~Then. Miroku and Jaelyn appear~

Miroku- Oh! Hey there everyone! What's up?

Sango- Kagome and Inu-Yasha are here! Inu-Yasha is also part of the tournament!

Jaelyn- *blushes* Hello. Inu-Yasha? Isn't he that half-demon?

Inu-Yasha- Yeah! Got a problem with that?

Jaelyn- Umm...No. It's just, You're so weak.

Inu-Yasha- WEAK???!!! Girl! I'm going to hurt to so hard-!!!??? ACK!

~Jaelyn does a low forward spin kick and pushes up with her hands and push kick his face.~

Kagome- WHOA!! I wish I was really her!!!

Miroku- I'm glad she my teacher! *smiles and sparkles*

Jaelyn- Miroku, make sure you study that technique.

Miroku- You got my word on it my lady.

Sango- C'mon! Let's go have some lunch.

Kagome- That's ok, we just had pizza!

Miroku and Sango- Pizza...?

Shippo- That's sounds like a demon!

Inu-Yasha-It ain't, it of piece of food covered in cheese and meat!

Kagome- Inu-yasha is so stupid and crude!

Sango- Kagome, are you okay?

Kagome- Huh? Or course I am! I'm just wondering about....about that Jaelyn girl! My god! She's so adorable!

Miroku- *appears behind Kagome* And very Kawaii!

Sango- Ehh...?

Inu-Yasha- There you go! Miroku is in love with adults AND kids!

Miroku- Inu-Yasha! Why do you say that? I'm just saying that because I want a daughter as beautiful as her!

Inu-Yasha- Liar! Whatever..!

Kagome- Stupid mutt! SIT!!!

~After a few hits on the ground, everyone stays near Sango's and Miroku's new house. NOW!! Focusing on Sesshomaru!!~

~Alone with Raiten~

Sesshomaru- Tournament of Beasts, Demons, and etc?

Raiten- Uh-huh. Umm...Sir Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru- Hmm?

Raiten- Your brother, Inu-yasha, he is also in it himself.

Sesshomaru- Really? Well, we'll just keep on bumping on to eachother everytime won't we?

Raiten- *stands by herself* He's so handsome... *blushes*

Sesshomaru- You may leave now.

Raiten- Right. *bows* Oh right! Don't forget to add two more team members. K?

Sesshomaru- Team...members? What for?

Rin- *enters the room* Umm...Hello there.

Raiten- Uh? Oh, hi there. *turns to Sesshomaru* Goodbye.

Rin- What's going on?

~Sesshomaru tell Rin about the tournament. Next! Let's see how the Sanzo party is doing~

Goku- Sanzo! I'm soooo hungry!

Sanzo- Don't you ever shut up you stupid monkey?!

Gojyo- This is fun to listen and watch!

Hakkai- Don't push it! *grins*

Sanzo- ALL OF YOU! *gun shot* JUST SHUT UP!!!

Goku- Whatever...*stomach growls*

Gojyo- Shut that thing up!

Goku- I can't help it!

~Then, in front of the jeep, Koumahan(Raiten) appears in warrior form~

Koumahan- Hey there...I'm Koumahan Namaru.

Gojyo- Whoa! She's some hot chick!

Goku- *sees the sphere* Is that FOOD?!

Sanzo- *ready gun* What do you want?

Koumahan- Hmm? Oh, you know, just a friendly little fight. *giggles* Prepare to die!

Goku- Yeah! Kick ass!

Gojyo- Damn...I was actually liking her too! Wait..I still do.

Hakkai- I guess it wouldn't hurt for a friendly fight.

Sanzo- Let's just hurry this up.

Koumahan- Umm..Sanzo, you can't be in this.

Hakkai- Why?

Koumahan- Only the three demons die. It's on my to-do list. So ha!

Goku- Let's see what you got! *rod appears and jumps in front of Koumahan*

Koumahan- *backflips* You can't get me! *sticks tongue out*

~While fighting, Let's make a quick check with Inu-Yasha and the gang~

Inu-Yasha- MIROKU IS GAY AND STUPID!!! SO GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD!!!!

Kagome- I HAD IT FROM UP TO HERE INU-YASHA!!! SIIIIIIIT BOOOOOY!!!!

((My comment- Inu-Yasha is in a stage where his feelings are mixed up from the tournament and seeing if Miroku would be one of his team members in the tournament.))

Miroku- Inu-Yasha, I don't appreciate you words!

Sango- Umm...

Shippo- You're so M-E-A-N!!!

Inu-Yasha- What does that spell?

Shippo- ASS HOLE!!!

Kagome & Sango- Shi...Shippo?

Shippo- You're ticking me off!!! I'm tired of being the small runt all the time!

Inu-Yasha- Huh?

Shippo- You never be kind to me!!!

Inu-Yasha- What?

Shippo- How come....HOW COME YOU'RE NOT LIKE MIROKU OR SESSHOMARU???!!!

Inu-Yasha- Eh?

Sango- Ummm....Does anyone would like some rice balls?

Inu-Yasha- That's okay. I got these purple balls.

Sango- Purple What??!!

Inu-Yasha- *shows Sango the sour gumballs* SEE?!

Miroku- *sighs* Somthing is really wrong...

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Tadaaa!!! Ok, I made Shippo a little more...meaner i guess. So anyway, in the next chapter. Sanzo and the three demons take on Koumahan a.k.a Raiten, Inu-Yasha tells Kagome what's wrong, Sesshomaru...meets Sanzo and the others???I'm going to to do a lot of writing and humor...R&R please weezy!!! Arigato!!