Sorry for not updating for so long! o_0 The last time was in late October..._. In this chapter an OC is going to come in, so if you don't like fics with original characters I'm very sorry. I couldn't think of much for the boys to do...anyway the OC is a little girl (about four years old). That's all I'm gonna say about that. Same as the chapters before, some Tyson bashing, some swearing, Kai getting really angry, ect. Hope you all like it, I don't think it's nearly as good as the previous chapters though. _ really sorry if the quality has dropped! (I'm apologizing a lot arent' I?) Lastly, please review, and if you have any ideas that you think would improve this fic you can tell me!
*I don't own Beyblade, GI Joe, Barbie, or "the wheels on the bus" song*
Chapter 5 - GI Barbie
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Morning finally broke against the Hiwatari mansion. Kai finally got to his peaceful sleep without letting all hell break loose. Until his alarm went off. He cracked an eye open just enough to get a blurry vision of the clock. 6:00 am. On a Saturday. The teen let out a typical groan and pulled his hand out from the sheets it had rested. Lifting it very slowly Kai positioned it right above the clock, alarm still blaring. Without another thought he left gravity take effect, slamming his hand on the snooze button. The alarm continued beeping. It's possessed...Kai thought, and moaned again. He forced his eye open again and pounded on the clock. Nothing.
"Stupid damn piece of crap clock..." Kai muttered
putting his hand around the infernal machine, tightened his grip,
and lifted it high above his head. It was like slow motion to
Kai, watching the little black box flying through the air. Beeping
and beeping it's final beeps, enjoying it's final moments of torturing
him, how little that machine knew. At one point he was reminded
of a bird that flew into his car window while they were driving,
but shook the memory away quickly as the winced at the loud crash
that came from the clock slamming hard against his wall. Little
pieces flew all over and the still assembled part of the machine
fell to the ground with another loud thud. Kai smirked slightly
thinking, better...and wearily and drifted back to sleep.
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"Ring Ring Ring!"
"Not this damn early..." Kai moaned wincing at the loud sound coming from down stairs.
"RING RING!" the phone continued, with added annoyance.
"Who would be calling so early!?" the blue haired boy yelled to himself, rolling over to see his hopefully dead alarm clock. "It's only - " he stopped when he saw his alarm clock was missing, then remembered that he had murdered the possessed machine earlier. The tired blader dragged himself out of bed and pulled on a shirt while the phone was still ringing. Maybe we should get an answering machine! He thought annoyed. The phone would keep ringing until someone picked it up. Shouldn't those guys have picked it up yet? Kai wondered as he pulled on a pair of pants and opened his bed room door. Eyes half closed Kai stumbled down the stairs two at a time to get the phone.
"RING RING RING RING RING RING RING!" the phone continued with it's agitated beat.
"I'm coming, I'm coming OKAY?!" Kai yelled at it, then lifted the phone off the base. He enjoyed the quiet of no sound...except snoring...for a split second until one of his maids started shouting into the phone.
"Master Kai! Are you okay!? There were ninety seven rings with no answer! I was worried! Are you all right? Where were you? Should we come ba--?" the woman's worried tone carried to his ears.
"I'm fine," Kai yawned thinking, she counted the rings? Why the hell would she count how many damn times it rang?! "I was asleep in my room. The phone woke me up. I was getting dressed. Nothing is wrong," Kai explained drowsily.
"I'm so relieved Master Kai! I set your alarm for six, I thought you would be awake! You didn't destroy another alarm clock did you sir? We spend more money on new alarm clocks for you then we do on feeding you and that friend of yours who eats everything! What are we going to do with you? Maybe no BaidAiding for a bit, and you can help us clean house? But aside from that is anything wrong? I was worried that we wouldn't be able to help if something was wrong!" the maid's shrill voice blurted out the string of words so quickly Kai could barely keep up because he was still drowsy.
I'll have to try to stop killing the alarm clocks every weekend... "Why wouldn't you be able to help?" Kai asked sleepily, rubbing his eyes and ignoring his thought.
"Well you see..." the maid quieted down a bit.
"What?" he pressed.
"Well the limo we took broke down outside of town, and won't be ready until Monday. (a/n: it's Saturday) And it's still raining outside so we can't get back..." the maid whimpered.
"Get a rental," Kai said.
"We're near the forest sir, there is no rental place. We're staying with the mechanic, we just wanted to call to let you know where we were and check up on you," the maid's tone dropped another notch. Kai tried to think for a second before his brain went into overdrive from still being half asleep.
"Whatever. Just get back when you can," he said dully and bid the maid good-bye before hanging up on her. Kai rubbed his eyes again and went to get a bottle of soda. Maybe it'll help me wake up...Kai thought. He opened the refrigerator door and picked out a random bottle, holding it up to his lips. Empty. Kai growled and placed the bottle on the counter next to him. He repeated the process, grabbing some water, and with success this time. After he was finished drinking he placed the bottle in it's original place and grabbed the empty one, taking it to the sink to rinse out. In front of the sink he tripped over something soft and heavy. He was close enough to the sink to grasp the rim to keep him from falling on his face luckily.
"Well I'm awake now," Kai said angry. He found Tyson had been the random object he tripped on. Still sleeping. "Of course it's Tyson. Rei, Max, and Kenny would have yelled by now. A bull dozer could run over Tyson and it wouldn't wake him," he rolled his eyes, and kicked the younger boy. Tyson merely rolled over to the other side, muttering something about killer cheese cake and flying spaghetti.
Kai pushed himself back to an upright position and stepped over the sleeping disposal to the sink. He filled the soda bottle with cold water, then went back to the fridge. He opened the ice maker and dropped in a few ice cubes. Kai shook the bottle, making a bit of noise, until the ice was dissolved and the bottle was freezing. Rei and Max woke up and yawned, rubbing their eyes slowly. When they focused clearly they saw Kai standing over Tyson, undoing the lid of the bottle.
"Wake up," Kai said firmly above Tyson. No reaction. "He sleeps like he's dead," Kai commented, gaining a few laughs from the awakened boys. Kai tipped the bottle over quickly, all it's contents landing on Tyson's head.
"AAAAAH!!! COLD COLD!" Tyson shot up like a bullet as the water hit him. The bottle wasn't finished with him though. More and more freezing water poured out, and covered him. At the end he was soaked and running around the kitchen like a maniac until he slipped on the puddles.
"Cold cold cold cold..." Tyson repeated over and over again. "w-who p-p-pour the w-water on me?" he stuttered when he calmed down, staring at Max in Rei. Rei was doubled over laughing, eyes watering, while Max was lying on the floor in fits, turning red.
"I kicked you, and nothing happened. Then I told you to wake up. Still nothing. I was just making sure you weren't dead," Kai said in overwhelming sarcasm.
"Th-that wasn't c-c-cool," Tyson shivered.
"But it was hilarious," Max managed in between gasps. Tyson glared at him, then got up and headed towards the bathroom. After he closed the door they rest of the Bladebreakers heard the shower go on. Kai looked around the kitchen, remembering last nights events.
"It took all night, but we got it cleaned up," Kenny said.
"Yeah. Try not to make anymore messes okay," Kai said, as less of a question, and more of a demand.
"When are we leaving, Kai?" Rei asked. Kai thought for a second, and then it hit him full force. No one coming home for the weekend. Still raining. No car.
"This is a load of crap," Kai whispered under his breath.
"Kai?" Max asked.
"No one will be coming back until Monday," Kai managed to get out. All...weekend...with them. With Tyson...I know I've done some bad things, but is this really a suitable punishment?! he thought.
"So we're here all weekend?" Max asked eagerly. The past night he had been eying that big screen TV. Kai walked away, with his head down. "I'll take that as a yes!" Max yelled behind him and ran to the expensive TV, Rei close behind.
~~~~~~~Around Noon~~~~~~~
"GO FIND SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF!!" an angry voice boomed
from upstairs.
"You know what Kai? There is nothing! We used it all in dinner last night!" another voice yelled from upstairs.
"Because you were throwing it at each other! YOU NEVER EVEN MADE ANYTHING!" Kai continued yelling.
"Exactly! So you need more food in your house! Tell those people who work for you to get more!" Tyson argued back.
"How many times do I have to tell you? THERE IS NO ONE COMING BACK UNTIL MONDAY!!" Kai screamed.
"Then you go get it!" Tyson wouldn't give up.
"There's enough for you to make - scratch that, your not making anything in this house ever again. Go FIND something pre-made to eat! Find meaning LOOK AROUND!" Kai blared, then slammed his bed room door in Tyson's face.
"But Kai!" Tyson shouted into the door.
"The damn door is closed Tyson. Slammed in your face. WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING?!" Kai yelled from inside.
"Beca-" he started.
"Don't answer that. I don't want to know! Just go find something!" Kai cut Tyson off.
"How about you both shut up," Rei muttered while trying to dodge a missile.
"Kai needs to learn how to deal with Tyson better," Max replied, shooting another after his target evaded the first missile.
"Tyson needs to learn how to deal with Kai better," Rei commented back, being hit by the second attack, "Aww no!" he cried as the screen flashed "Game Over! Player One WINS! Player Two is a LOSER! Player One WINS! Player Two is a LOSER! Play Again? Yes -- No"
"Haha Rei you suck at this game!" Max celebrated for the fifteenth time.
"Thanks for reminding me," Rei glared, "what other games does Kai have?"
"There's the racing one, which I don't want to play-"Max said.
"Only cause I beat you at it every time," Rei interrupted.
"Whatever," Max shot back, and soon followed The Awkward Silence.
"Stupid, annoying, lazy, good-for-nothing..." Rei and Max were still glaring at each other when Tyson walked down muttering. "err...glaring contest?"
"Yep," said Max, "your gonna lose Rei."
"Bet not," Rei replied.
"Bet so, see" Max took a deep breath and blew in Rei's eyes.
"Hey!" Rei shouted and started blinking again.
"Haha see I TOLD you so!" Max teased.
"You cheated! That's not fair," Rei ranted.
"Life's not fair," Max laughed.
CRASH!!!
"TYSON!!!" Kai screamed from upstairs.
"It wasn't me! I swear! I didn't do anything!" Tyson pleaded as Kai walked down the stairs.
"Then what the hell was that?!" Kai yelled furious.
"If I didn't do it how would I KNOW?!" Tyson argued.
"WEEEEEEEEE!"
"Kai, do you have a little sister?" Max asked.
"Gee I wonder...have you seen a little girl around here?!" Kai scolded, "come on, it was coming from the upstairs bathroom." The Bladebreakers followed their captain through the house and to the bathroom quickly. Kai burst through the door and stopped dead in his tracks.
"Awww look at her! She's so cute!" Tyson shouted when he plowed over Kai to get into the room. Standing next to the bathtub was a little girl, giggling gleefully at the mess she had created. She was only a little taller then their knees, with jet black hair. It was impossible to tell what she was wearing since she was covered head to toe in toilet paper, and pulling more off the roll every second.
Tyson ran over to her quickly then tried to pick her up roughly, and soon after she bite his finger hard.
"OOOOOOOWWWWW! She's a little brat! I say we throw her back out the window!" Tyson yelled sucking on his finger. He dropped her on the tile floor when she bite him and now she was sucking on her finger teary eyed.
"Tyson! Be nice, she's just a little girl!" Max scolded him and dragged him away from the toddler. Rei decided it was his turn to try.
"Hi there! Can you tell us your name?" he said while leaning down to her. The girl hesitated.
"Kimiko..." she said reluctantly.
"That's pretty name, can we call you Kimi for short? How'd you get in here?" Rei continued. Kimiko nodded and pointed at the broken window with her free hand.
"Where did you come from?" he asked again.
"I woke up outside there," she answered pointing at the broken window again.
"Who do you live with?" Rei asked.
"My sister. She's as big as you!" Kimi replied. Rei and Kai frowned thinking that her sister might has abandoned her outside the house.
"Are you alright?" Rei smiled at her again.
"I gots a boo boo," she said trying to hold back her tears and held out the hand she had in her mouth. It had a small cut on the back of her hand.
"Awww, you want to go make it all better Kimi?" Rei said quietly. Kimi nodded, and Rei picked her up gently.
"Hey Rei, how come she didn't bite you?!" Tyson complained, and followed him down the hall.
"I wonder how long it will take them to realize that they
have no idea where the bandages are," Kai thought out loud.
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After Kimi was all bandaged up, unraveled from her toilet paper prison, and had her green shirt and pink overalls dried off, the boys took her downstairs to play. After they figured out what to play.
"What do you want to play Kimi?" Rei asked her sweetly. Kimi was silent, and Rei fell over backwards staring at the ceiling. "Gosh, we can't get anything out of this kid! I'm going to go get a drink..." He stood up slowly and as soon as he turned around Kimi started screaming.
"KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY!!!!!" She screamed at Rei and spun around. All it took was his hair to look like a tail to make the resemblance click in her head.
"What?! Me? A cat?!" Rei questioned frantically.
"Kitty scared! My Kitty!" Kimi giggled. Rei glared.
"I guess your her cat now Rei," Tyson tried to hold back a laugh, and failed miserably. Rei turned around and headed to the kitchen again. Kimi stared at his hair, watching it go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth, mesmerizing her...
"Ooooo...Kitty's tail purdy...wait kitty no go!" Kimi screamed and stumbled after him. When she got close enough she jumped and grabbed his hair, taking it to the floor with her.
"OOOOOOOWWWWW!" Rei yelled, leaning backward to keep his hair from being ripped out. "Let go of my hair you little-" he said his voice full of rage, but stopped when he saw her eyes well up with tears.
"I-I sorry Kitty...I no mean make Kitty mad...I no want Kitty go bye bye..." Kimi sniffed and began to cry. The anger faded out of Rei quickly as he started to feel horrible for making her cry. He kneeled down and picked her up, then let her sit on his arm.
"I'm sorry Kimi, I didn't mean to make you cry. You can come with me then," Rei comforted her and carried her into the kitchen with him, wincing all the way. Kimi decided she liked to tug on his 'tail' a bit harder then he would like.
"Play time, play time, play time!" Kimi yelled when they returned to the game room. The boys stared at each other.
"Err...do you have any old toys Kai?" Max asked.
"They never clean out the attic, so I should..." Kai trailed off. All his toys were from when he was her age, before he went to the Abbey so she should like them. Kai went upstairs to get the toys, and Rei tried to follow but Kimi pulled his hair until he stayed so Tyson went up to help. When they came back down they had two boxes full of ten year old toys, gathering dust. Max ran up to them and blew on the boxes, causing dust to fly everywhere and making the boys sneeze.
"Max, you idiot," Tyson said between coughs and sneezes, then he and Kai set the boxes down in front of the little girl. Kimi stumbled over to the boxes, dragging Rei's hair along with her. She fell down in front of them and began ripping through Kai's old toys. She picked them up one by one and threw each behind her, and Max and Kenny had to keep dodging the toys.
"These is all boy toys!" Kimi yelled. The boys looked at each other, they didn't think of that.
"Nah, here Kimi this is a new type of Barbie," Tyson said, handing her a GI Joe doll.
"It's not a Barbie! Barbie is a girl!" Kimi said, and threw the doll back in Tyson's face head first.
"These things have hard heads..." Tyson said rubbing his nose, "No, this is a girl Kimi. H-I mean she just is pretending to be a boy. We'll get her a dress," Tyson said. "Kai, get some paper." Kai glared and walked off, returning with a stack of construction paper, scissors, and markers. Tyson started cutting out the shape of a dress and scribbled 'Hi! My name is Barbie!' on the front. He put the dress around Joe and handed it back to Kimi.
"She looks funny..." She said hesitantly. Tyson grabbed him back muttering that she was too picky and started picking out red and pink markers. When he handed her back the 'Barbie' he was still wearing the same things, only now his face was smeared with red and pink marks.
"Tyson, what did you do to it?" Max asked trying not to laugh.
"I gave him make up, I should be a person who puts make up on people when I grow up huh," he replied proudly. Kimi was still staring at it strangely.
"Why is her face all red?" she asked innocently.
"I gave her make up," Tyson repeated. Kimi looked the doll over again, and held it up to Rei.
"Do you like Barbie, Kitty?" she asked sweetly.
"Oh yeah, she's real pretty," Rei lied holding back a laugh.
"Okay!" she yelled, and started making the doll dance around. The boys couldn't help but burst out laughing at him. The 'Barbie' was wearing an army helmet, army boots, had a plastic knife in his left hand, a bright pink paper dress that was two sizes too small, and a red paper scarf around his neck. Kimi started humming 'the wheels on the bus go round and round' while making him do back flips and other 'dance' moves.
The boys found another GI Joe and dressed him up in the same way. Only Kimi decided his name was Cynthia instead of Tysona like Tyson wanted. He made the doll dance just like 'Barbie' did, and they looked almost identical except instead of a knife Cynthia was holding a big gun with both hands. Tyson impersonated the doll he was holding very well, all the way down to the girly voice.
"Tyson, how come you never told us you were such a good girl?" Max joked.
"Ha ha, very funny," Tyson replied, "I'm getting hungry, I didn't get any lunch," he complained.
"Me too, me too, me too!" Kimi shouted dropping the doll and ran to the kitchen. She was almost there when she realized something. She forget her cat. "Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!" she yelled when she ran back to Rei, grabbed his hair, and yanked him along with her.
"This ow has to ow stop ow," he said following her.
