*gasp* AN UPDATE! Do any of you remember this fic? I haven't updated it since December...o_O sorry! Couldn't think of anything to write about *sweatdrop*. So anyway, hope you guys like this chapter, and hopefully it's still as amusing as the last ones! Please review when your done!

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*I don't own BeyBlade, Windex, or anything in Soul Calibur Two*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chapter Six: Kimi's Cat

"COLORS!" Kimi shrieked at the sight of a small bin filled to the brim with assorted colored pencils and markers. Kimi stuffed the last three bites of her peanut butter and jelly sandwich into her tiny mouth and, after a few seconds of difficult chewing, sat down in front of her paradise.

"Hold it!" Rei shouted at her from the kitchen. He had left the sparkling clean room for only a minute and returned to find the counter ruined. He had stupidly left un-capped jars of peanut butter and jelly in front of a five year old. With the bread out. Kimi's first instinct was to, what else, play with her food. She had fumbled with the dull butter knife while Rei helped clean up the GI Barbies, and found the little girl covered in mixed up goo happily stuffing a messy sandwich into her mouth.

"Wash your hands first, then mess with Kai's junk," Rei ordered from behind his wall of paper towels and Windex. Kimi turned around slowly, in careful preparation for her secret weapon. Something no human being could possibly resist in the hands of a four year old. Luckily Rei was a "Kitty" so he could fight it off.

"B-but Kitty..." Kimi complained in her sweetest voice and gave him the puppy face. Her eyes welled up with false tears and she sniffed as if she were on the brink of breaking down.

"No. Go wash up," Rei commanded and pointed to the sink behind him.

"B–b-b-"

"Go."

The little toddler sat down and started licking her hands over and over. Not much unlike a cat.

"Kimi! Sink, water, soap, now," Rei commanded.

Kimi pouted, got up, and stomped her little feet all the way to the sink. When she reached it she smiled and started to walk back to the markers. Just before she took her first step out of the kitchen Rei stopped her again. "You were over there, why didn't you wash your face and hands?" he asked.

"Too high. I can't weach!" she complained in fake distress. Rei walked over to her and picked her up gently. He carried her over to the sink and grinned.

"Now you can reach. So go on," he said. Kimi pouted again and turned on the faucet. After she was all done Rei set her down and watched her stumble along to play with the markers.

"Like playing babysitter Rei?" Tyson yelled from the couch where he was watching Kai massacre Max in Soul Calibur Two.

"You want to try it Tyson?" Rei asked back whipping his hand across the messy counter, then sprayed more cleaner.

"Naaaah, I'd rather watch these two go at it!" Tyson said turning around and stuffed back another laugh. Max gave up on playing strategically, or even properly, and was pounding on random buttons furiously. He looked hell bent on bashing the button to bits trying to attack faster then Kai could. Too bad that didn't work. Maxi (Max's character, chosen by Tyson who thought it'd be a riot if they're names matched) feel to the ground and Kai's player (Raphael) made his victory stance.

"This sucks," Max complained.

"This is hilarious. Kai when'd you learn to play video games so well?" Tyson asked. Kai didn't answer and went into single player mode. "Kai, when'd you become sucha grouch." No luck. "Why do I even bother?"

"Because you're an idiot," Kai finally said.

"What?! Why'd you answer that question? Why not the ones I really wanted to know the answers to?" Kai stayed silent again. "Kai!"

Rei walked over to the sofa they were all gathered on, looking over his shoulder to make sure Kimi was out of trouble. Or the food. Or anything else that's end result would be a mess for him to clean.

After five losses and zero wins Max finally gave up on Soul Calibur and let the other's take all his turns on the system. Then they voted Kai off since he was the only one that could ever win.

"Can I pway?" Kimi asked when she was bored with the colors.

"Sure," Tyson said then whispered in her ear, "but be careful! Kai'll try to kill you if you beat him! He's a bad person, Kimi." The toddler gave him a strange look and ran to Rei. Tyson glared.

"Okay Kimi, this button makes the person hit, so does this one only it's stronger, this one makes them kick, this one makes them defend-"

"What's defend?" Kimi asked after Rei started explaining the buttons on the Gamecube controller to her.

"Block so that the person your fighting can't hurt you, anyway, this one makes your fighter grab the bad guy and throw him around, and this makes them move. If you press the buttons in combos with the control stick or another button you can do cool attacks. Got it?" Kimi just stared at him in awe.

"No." Kimi replied with a confused look, "But Kitty you gotta be REALLY smart to know all that stuff and say it so fast! YAAAAY Kitty!!" Kimi shouted and threw her hands in the air praising Rei.

"Hey, Kimi, we know all that junk too," Tyson said.

"I think Kitty told you," she replied, unable to not patronize Rei. Tyson started muttering. "Kitty he's saying mean things about me!"

"What?! I wasn't saying anyth-"Tyson's plea was cut off my Rei throwing the game case at his head. "REI!!"

"Just play with her Tyson," Rei said throwing him a controller and handing Kimi the other.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever..." Kimi sat next to Rei on the sofa and they started the game. Tyson had Sueng Mina because, as he said, she was a babe. Kimi chose Talim, just because. Half way through the match Tyson was going at Kimi like she was a pro and he had to beat her to be the best ever. Even though she _wasn't_ a pro and could barely figure out which button to press when. Kimi was pouting and almost about to cry that all she could to was be thrown around like a rag doll. The end of the first match came out with Tyson as the victor and Kimi ready to quit. Tyson jumped in front of the tv and sat in front of the large couch the rest were on.

"Tyson you're a jerk," Rei insulted, "I can't believe you didn't even go a little easy on her."

"She wanted to play with the big boys, Rei, I can't let her off easy," he said. Kai leaned over to Kimi and whispered to her.

"Let me have the controller for the next two rounds, then I'll hand it back to you before the dummy down there realizes," Kimi smiled and happily handed it over.

The next round started and Kai let Tyson hit him around for a bit. After a few seconds of that Kai grabbed Tyson's character and had her on the ground. Kimi giggled. Before Sueng Mina could rise Talim was already beating her with a round of kicks. Tyson was in complete shock. After less then half a minute the match was over and Kai had won. He quickly threw the controller back to Kimi.

"WHAT?! But, HOW?! She, and before and, and," Tyson turned around and gawked at Kimi, who was smiling brightly. He grunted and turned back around for the last in the best two out of three. She crawled over Rei and handed the controls back to Kai. "Your not gonna win again, Kimi," Tyson threatened.

"Yeah I'm gonna," she replied. Tyson was down to a quarter of his health in under thirty seconds again, and Kai finished him off with Talim's most complicated move. Tyson's mouth hung open as he watched his character be beaten on the ground. Kai left the controller on Kimi's lap while she was clapping at 'her' win.

"HOW DID SHE DO _THAT_?!" Tyson yelled after she was declared the winner.

"Simple, she pressed -"Max started, looking through a list of moves.

"I know _how_ she did it, I want to know how she _learned_ it!"

"Kimi how'd you learn it," Rei asked.

"I pressed the buttons."

"There you have folks! And the Beyblade World Champion is defeated by, yes you saw it right, a toddler fighting for her first time! This is one that will go down in record books, I hope all you Tyson fans out there saw this historic event take place!" Max announced, just like a reporter.

"Shut up, Max," Tyson glared.

"It's the truth though, Tyson."

"Shut up!"

"Wanna play again Kimi?" Rei asked.

Kimi was bored with playing the game already and shook her head. She got up off the couch and gave Tyson a choking hug for playing with her and walked back to the colored pencils and markers.

"Awwwww," Max teased, "She's such a good sport to you, and you hate her cause she kicked you butt bad." Tyson glared at him, but wasn't as mad at Kimi anymore. They all went back to playing games for awhile longer, then Tyson got up to watch what Kimi was doing.

"Hey Kimi, whatcha doing?" he asked her kneeling down.

"I'm witing a wetter ta Kitty," she said not moving her head up to look at him. "Can I read it?"

"Uh huh."

Tyson leaned next to her and started reading the almost complete note. His quiet face turned to a huge grin, then holding back laughter. After he was done, and she was too, he said "Great...Letter...go show it to Rei...." and ran upstairs and into Kai's room slamming the door. Kai looked upstairs and started to walked towards his room when he heard Tyson's hysterical laughing.

"Should I stop him? Maybe he isn't breathing anymore..." Kai wondered aloud while he was walking up the stairs. Kimi stared at Kai and then the door, shrugged, and walked over to Rei.

"Kitty! I wote you a wetter!" She said and held it up to him.

"Aw, thanks Kimi," he said touched, and took it from her. She ran back to her colored pencils and started drawing something.

"Read it out loud Rei," Max said. Rei nodded and began to read it, exactly the way the words would be pronounced with Kimi's spelling.

"Der Kitty, hi! I'm witing you a wetter! It is petty. I lov it. Do you? I do. I hav a kitty at my hom! His nam is Jak. He is veri fat. And fulfy. I lov him lot. I wan ta sho you him but I cant. I dink you wold lick him. He is cut. He is my bestest frind. Nex ta yo Kitty. He is veri sof. And he is gay! Ok, wel bi bi Kitty!"

Max was lying on the floor, gasping that he couldn't breath, his eyes watering from laughing so hard. "He's _gay_ Rei! You'd love him!" he managed to get out during gasps. "I mean...you two...could go out...it'd be great! You could even...lick him!" Rei had to take breaks while he was reading it to control his own laughter, but afterwards he was almost as bad as Max, lying on the sofa in fits trying to breathe.

"I'm not - gay though!" Rei replied. Kai came down the stairs, dragging a still laughing Tyson with him by the back of his shirt, then stopped when he got to the last step and stared it wonder at the two hysterical boys. Then looked back down at Tyson, still laughing.

"What the hell did you three eat?" Kai questioned. Tyson looked up when he realize he wasn't the only one laughing anymore.

"Did...you guys read it?"

"Yeah," Max answered. Tyson started laughing harder again. Kimi looked up at them.

"What's wong Kitty?" she looked concerned with him and was tugging on his shirt.

"It's nothing Kimi, just something Tyson did," he said.

"Ok." she walked back over and continued what she was doing. After they pulled themselves together they looked at the letter.

"I'm gonna frame that," Rei said, "and show it to her when she gets older and realizes what it really said." He skimmed it again, noticing all the backwards letters and other things that all little kids do to their writing. "And then she can cry like Max did."