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Chapter One: Vash's Encounter

Wolfwood looked around the strange room that the kids in robes led him to. It was one of the most bizarre places he had ever seen in his life. There were many instruments that he couldn't identify, an odd but pretty bird sat on a perch, and…

He rubbed his eyes and his mouth began to gape open. The portraits moved. They began to whisper to one another and Wolfwood began to think he had finally lost it.

"Oh hell! I really did die didn't I?!" he said in a dazed voice. He sighed deeply and pulled out one of his bent cigarettes, but as he put it in his mouth a wizened voice came from behind.

"I would ask you not to smoke, if you wouldn't mind, sir."

Wolfwood spun around in his chair. He laid eyes on yet another strange person. The man was ancient looking with a long beard that fell in silver tangles past his waist. He too wore robes, but in a deep crimson color with gold decorations rather than black. His half-moon spectacles gleamed. He smiled warmly at Wolfwood and sat down at the desk across from him. Wolfwood pulled the cross punisher closer.

The old man studied him for a moment then smiled.

"I am Albus Dumbledore and this is Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry." he put his hand up as Wolfwood began to speak, " I am sure you have many questions but-"

A loud knock sounded at the door causing Wolfwood to jump slightly.

"Come in." Dumbledore called. A woman, who was also donning strange robes, walked in briskly. She gave Dumbledore an exasperated look, ignoring Wolfwood entirely.

"Albus, look out your window. It appears we have more visitors. They are causing a great deal of noise and are causing a great ruckus among the students." she said in a sharp, no-nonsense voice. Wolfwood jumped up and ran to the window, followed closely by Dumbledore and the strange woman. Dumbledore's eyebrows rose.

"Oh my. It appears we have a problem." Wolfwood shook his head in disbelief.

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Vash ran through the forest, flailing his arms like a madman and made loud screeching noises. Behind him, an army of giant spiders was hot pursuit.

"AHHHHHHHH! HELP MEEEEEEE! SOME ONE! ANYONE" one of the spiders snapped at him. "AHHHHHHHHHH" he ran a little faster.

Suddenly the worst happened. He tripped over one of the many roots that surrounded him and knew all was lost. He jerked his head up at a sound in front of him and nearly cried. A man standing behind a bush began to shoot arrows at the spiders, causing them to retreat back into the forest. Vash gave a strangled cry, leaped up and hugged the man.

"Thank you thank you thank you! I thought I was a goner!" he wailed. That's when he noticed what made the man so strange. Vash looked down. Instead of feet he saw hooves. He screamed even louder and ran out of the forest and onto the grounds, screaming hysterically.


"MONSTERSSS!!!!!!!!!"

Firenze huffed indignantly and trotted off, muttering about stupid humans.

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