We've spent the last two minutes looking from each other to each other to each other. And in between, I've been flicking buttons. This is fun, but I'm wondering if I'm causing more problems for Siler. Ok back to business because their patience is definitely not on my hand.

"Look lets get back to basics. One simple question, Are you are aren't you?"

Simple enough right? Wrong, I forgot whom I was talking to. Want to give me a little help here people?

"Are we or aren't we what?" asks the Major, eyeing the buttons I'm currently pressing.

"Going to, you know."

I'm raising my eyebrows; I'm giving the head nod. I'm expressing my actual question with expression. And they are so not getting me.

"Jack" I will ask directly, stepping up to the plate, taking a deep breath. What was I going to ask? Oh yeah ok! "Are you considering, oh I dunno, in the near future"

I'm guessing rolling my hand and gesturing to the Major isn't getting the point across. So much for being, direct.

"All we are asking for is for you two to make a decision. Is that too much to ask? Instead of all the hugs and heads on shoulders and glances and... All were asking is for a kiss in which each of you actually remember it, and we're pretty sure that will lead to other interesting things."

Did I just go all serious? Oh I hope not, it'll cramp my style.

"Do you watch our every move?"

Obviously not mushy and serious enough. Jack is looking a little, freaked out. Yup Sam seems to have the same look on her face. I can sort of understand. Maybe I've presented us as a big brother styli. Time to change that idea.

"Not every move" I'm trying to sound reassuring. "Think of us as you would the all great, all powerful OZ"

"So your not truly that powerful" Jack had lit up a little at this. Small minds I tell you. Wonder how many times he has watched that movie. Perhaps not as many as me. Like I said, small minds.

"We are sort of all seeing all knowing, rather than all powerful. But, I decided we needed to intervene in your little, thing you have going on. Basically we need more, and we expect more from two fully grown adults than the pussy footing you've been presenting us with."

There I go with the serious vibe again. I've even folded my arms, and I'm pretty sure I have a stern frown going on. It seems to be working a little. They are back to the sheepish vibe, and are now avoiding eye contact, not with me, with each other. Am I helping the situation at all? Well perhaps I've vented enough and if I leave now they will realise I speak only wise words throw caution to the wind and make out right there on her lab bench. Ok, spurring on towards the end on that note. Cross your fingers people, click your little heels together and say 'theres no-one like Sam and Jack making out to make me a very happy shipper'

"Going somewhere?" Sam has finally found her tongue again and is probably wondering why I'm heading for a more open space.

"I'm sorry, my time here is up. I was only given a short length of borrowed time. I think I have used it wisely."

Wow I sound so, Wise and Ancient. Practice it people, it could be your turn next to come and give them a kick up the proverbial mikta.

"So that's it?" adds in Jack.

What I think I did a pretty good job considering. Lets do a few stretched here, make sure I have enough space.

"You basically tell us what we aready know?"

Ok they are back to the team work twenty questions thing.

"If you already knew it Sam you would have made that nice little end to your conversation with Jack you had going on in your mind on the Prometheus a reality by now. Nice by the way very nice. Should have gone on longer we all say, but hey it's your fantasy. And don't go looking all smiley Jack. Remember a certain end to your time loop trip. Only the gods know what might have happened had that continued any longer than it did."

I take a pause now because my shippy mind is sinking to a gutter level. Yes time to get out of here. Well at least it caused a bit more friction between the two. Now they have to explain to each other exactly what I'm talking about and if they don't, I can darn well come back here and do it for them. Oh what fun! Maybe that time I'll take a quick peek into the Doctors office. And I'm not talking about the medical doctor either.

Ok I can't help myself. Plus just to see him with a goofy smile is enough to turn me into my old wacky self. I just had an epiphany and I can't help myself. As I morph from their reality back to ours the last thing they will see of this strange lady is her waving her arms, sinking through the floor saying.

"I'm melting, I'm melting"

~~~~~~~~~~ The end ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thanks for all the reviews peeps, I like a good weird shipper fluffy wacky story every now and then. I have no idea where they come from but I get an urge to write it all down and voila, heres the finished result.

Sara Lou xx