Total Chaos
Chapter 3
Chaos at the Mall
Part 1
The Girls
On a highway there is a pink dodge mini van. When you watch through the back window you would find a sleeping 18 yr old. (with maybe a tiny bit of drool ^.~) In the front seat there are two other girls. One driving and listening to some soft pop music while the other girl stared out of the window barely listening to the song. She was watching all the little advertisement signs that came up.
'I'm getting hungry. Why does this drive have to be four damn hours long?!' Naomi mentally screamed at herself. With her quick wit she had easily solved every one of the puzzle's possible ways. She continued staring out the window mentally screaming at herself when she saw a particular sign.
"Screech! Sango turn at the next exit!"
"Nani? Why Naomi?"
"Do you have a problem with shrieking when people are sleeping Naomi?" Kagome glared hard at the girl who woke her up.
Naomi shook off the glare and answered Sango.
"Parakiss mall!"
"Screech!"
"Do both of you have a serious problem?!" Kagome's glare got harder when she heard it was a mall they were screeching over.
"Uh.."
"Don't answer that. Oi! Sango are you seriously taking her on!?!"
"Of course! I've been dying to go to that mall. That's why I came this way"
Kagome glared at them. And growled? 'Oh. It was just Shinta.' She thought relieved.
"Nooooo! Not the mall!"
"Yay!!!"
"Why? Why? Why?" Kagome mumbled to herself.
"Because it's sooo much fun." Naomi and Sango answered in monotone unison.
"It's not! It's torture you make me go through!"
"It's not that bad Kagome. Besides, we're getting lunch before we go shopping. Maybe you'll actually find a store you like." Naomi said.
They had just entered the parking lot.
"Yeah right." Kagome said sarcastically after them.
But neither one was paying attention to her. Even Shinta was too busy playing with Momo and Kirara to notice his master. Kagome was annoyed. She didn't want to watch the mall or the many different cars. Instead she watched the pets playing games.
'I never noticed how much like little cubs Momo and Kirara seem. I mean they're so strong and he's so young. Just watch how gently they play with Shinta. Sango and Naomi's families trained them well. I'm glad I didn't get another cat there's too many in our group.'
Kagome was jolted out of her thoughts when Naomi screamed
"There's one over there!"
"Where?"
"There! By that beetle!"
"OH!"
"Do you two need to exclaim after each and every word?"
Naomi grinned sheepishly while Sango drove into the parking space.
The Boys
On the same highway the girls could be found earlier an oddly purple colored and orange striped car was zooming along in between cars. Miroku was still driving with a baka smile on his face. (does that perverted grin ever leave his face? Oh well. On with the fic) Kouga was facing behind arguing with a now awake Inuyasha.
"Weakling!" Kouga exclaimed.
"Wimp!" Inuyasha replied.
"Half breed!"
"Kuso!"
"*growls* baka!"
"Ha! The wimpy wolf can't come up with a fast comeback!"
"How'd you like if I punched your face in?"
"How bout you try?"
"Any of you hungry?" Miroku suddenly asked interrupting the fight.
"Nani?" Inuyasha and Kouga said in unison
"Are you hungry?"
"Feh. I guess so."
"Same. Why ask?"
"Cause I was wondering. Anyway, to the mall we go!"
"Mall?" Inuyasha asked.
"Hai the Parakiss mall." Miroku answered.
"Babe central!" Kouga exclaimed.
"A mall?!?!!!!!" Inuyasha screamed.
"Hai Inuyasha. The biggest, most modern, most efficient, best mall in all of Japan!" Kouga and Miroku said in unison.
"*sweatdrop*"
"You'll like it Inuyasha. Besides you have no choice. Mwahahahaha!"
"IIE! Wait. Did you just cackle?"
"*growls*"
"Gomen Ryoko."
"Did you just apologize to that flea bag?"
"Is that a problem Kouga?
"You're talking to a flea bag!"
"She's not a flea bag! You are!"
Miroku sighed and looked for a parking spot. He found one, parked, turned off the engine, got out and put Ryoko on a leash before Inuyasha and Kouga realized they were at the mall.
The girls
"Yay! The mall!" Naomi exclaimed happily.
"Let's go!" Sango followed the cheerfulness.
"Oi! What about our pets?" Kagome screamed at them.
"Their allowed in the mall." Sango said while attaching a leash to the collar around Kirara's neck.
"Your joking?!"
"Iie. This mall does it's best to attract customers. Many stores let the pets in. There's even a store for pets." Naomi said while slipping a holster and leash on Momo.
"Sugoi" Kagome said while putting a leash on Shinta.
Sango and Naomi would've probally nagged her about saying that but they were too far ahead. Kagome caught up and the three went inside and headed straight for the food court.
(I can't describe a huge mall. It's probally very very big! With.lot's of people! Yeh!)
The boys
"I'll have a double cheeseburger, ramen and a plain burger onegai."
"Here you are sir."
"Arigatou"
Inuyasha started heading to where Kouga and Miroku were sitting with their food already. He was making a beeline. He wasn't watching what was around him. Only what was in front.
The girls
"Oden noodles and pocky onegai"
"Here you are miss"
"Arigatou"
Kagome started towards Sango and Naomi. They were on the other end of the food court.
'Why'd they make me watch the pets first? While they BOTH went to get food! That's not fair! And look at them now eating happily. It makes me so f****** mad.'
Kagome was so caught up in her angry thoughts she didn't realize that she was on a crash course with someone. At impact the trays either had flew in the air and crashed down on them.
"I'm so."
"What the hell is your problem!?!"
"What do you mean what's MY problem?! You knocked into me!"
"No wench I did not! You did!"
"How dare you call me wench no baka!"
"B****"
"B******"
"Weakling"
"Hanyou"
Inuyasha looked shocked but only for a second.
"*growls* baka"
"Ha! I win!"
"Nani?! What the hell do you mean?!"
"I already used baka!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
Their friends finally noticed they were arguing and dragged the two people away from each other.
"Hey Kag-chan what's the big deal with you arguing with that guy? And what is that you're covered in?" Naomi asked worridly.
Kagome gave her a glare as if saying 'what do you think it is?'
Naomi backed down and said she would buy Kagome another lunch.
Sango on the other hand took Kagome to the bathroom to help her wash the food off. (and try to calm her down ^.~)
"So..." Sango started cautiously "how did this start?"
"The damn guy knocked into me sending all of our food flying and he called me a name"
"Oh. Kay."
"He makes me so *beep* angry!"
"It's ok Kag, he's probably on the other end of the mall by now"
"He better be. I was too angry to pull out a weapon"
"0.0 Kagome! You just can't pull out a weapon everytime someone get you angry you know!"
"I don't care."
"Sigh. Come on Naomi probably has your food ready."
"Ok."
Kagome and Sango went back. Kagome had cooled off loads now.
The boys
"Inuyasha it's no wonder you have no girlfriend."
"What's that supposed mean Miroku?"
"He means the way you wanted to chew up that girl Inu-kuso!"
"Don't call me that! And that wench deserved it."
"Sigh. No use reasoning with the un-reasonable. I fed ryoko for you already and here's some money for more lunch. We'll wait for you. Won't we Kouga *glare*"
"*gulp* hai"
"Feh."
But Inuyasha took the money and got more food.
End of part 1
A/N sorry this took so long I was being delinquent. And if you're wondering why I seem to exclude how the others are feeling I basically focus on just Inuyasha and Kagome. Now. I'm not getting that many reviews *glares at readers who don't review* And this is not continuing till I get at least 10.
And for those who try to sneak away from reviewing
*pulls out bow and arrows and shoots them maniacally accidentally knocking little sister*
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Who's next?!
Chapter 3
Chaos at the Mall
Part 1
The Girls
On a highway there is a pink dodge mini van. When you watch through the back window you would find a sleeping 18 yr old. (with maybe a tiny bit of drool ^.~) In the front seat there are two other girls. One driving and listening to some soft pop music while the other girl stared out of the window barely listening to the song. She was watching all the little advertisement signs that came up.
'I'm getting hungry. Why does this drive have to be four damn hours long?!' Naomi mentally screamed at herself. With her quick wit she had easily solved every one of the puzzle's possible ways. She continued staring out the window mentally screaming at herself when she saw a particular sign.
"Screech! Sango turn at the next exit!"
"Nani? Why Naomi?"
"Do you have a problem with shrieking when people are sleeping Naomi?" Kagome glared hard at the girl who woke her up.
Naomi shook off the glare and answered Sango.
"Parakiss mall!"
"Screech!"
"Do both of you have a serious problem?!" Kagome's glare got harder when she heard it was a mall they were screeching over.
"Uh.."
"Don't answer that. Oi! Sango are you seriously taking her on!?!"
"Of course! I've been dying to go to that mall. That's why I came this way"
Kagome glared at them. And growled? 'Oh. It was just Shinta.' She thought relieved.
"Nooooo! Not the mall!"
"Yay!!!"
"Why? Why? Why?" Kagome mumbled to herself.
"Because it's sooo much fun." Naomi and Sango answered in monotone unison.
"It's not! It's torture you make me go through!"
"It's not that bad Kagome. Besides, we're getting lunch before we go shopping. Maybe you'll actually find a store you like." Naomi said.
They had just entered the parking lot.
"Yeah right." Kagome said sarcastically after them.
But neither one was paying attention to her. Even Shinta was too busy playing with Momo and Kirara to notice his master. Kagome was annoyed. She didn't want to watch the mall or the many different cars. Instead she watched the pets playing games.
'I never noticed how much like little cubs Momo and Kirara seem. I mean they're so strong and he's so young. Just watch how gently they play with Shinta. Sango and Naomi's families trained them well. I'm glad I didn't get another cat there's too many in our group.'
Kagome was jolted out of her thoughts when Naomi screamed
"There's one over there!"
"Where?"
"There! By that beetle!"
"OH!"
"Do you two need to exclaim after each and every word?"
Naomi grinned sheepishly while Sango drove into the parking space.
The Boys
On the same highway the girls could be found earlier an oddly purple colored and orange striped car was zooming along in between cars. Miroku was still driving with a baka smile on his face. (does that perverted grin ever leave his face? Oh well. On with the fic) Kouga was facing behind arguing with a now awake Inuyasha.
"Weakling!" Kouga exclaimed.
"Wimp!" Inuyasha replied.
"Half breed!"
"Kuso!"
"*growls* baka!"
"Ha! The wimpy wolf can't come up with a fast comeback!"
"How'd you like if I punched your face in?"
"How bout you try?"
"Any of you hungry?" Miroku suddenly asked interrupting the fight.
"Nani?" Inuyasha and Kouga said in unison
"Are you hungry?"
"Feh. I guess so."
"Same. Why ask?"
"Cause I was wondering. Anyway, to the mall we go!"
"Mall?" Inuyasha asked.
"Hai the Parakiss mall." Miroku answered.
"Babe central!" Kouga exclaimed.
"A mall?!?!!!!!" Inuyasha screamed.
"Hai Inuyasha. The biggest, most modern, most efficient, best mall in all of Japan!" Kouga and Miroku said in unison.
"*sweatdrop*"
"You'll like it Inuyasha. Besides you have no choice. Mwahahahaha!"
"IIE! Wait. Did you just cackle?"
"*growls*"
"Gomen Ryoko."
"Did you just apologize to that flea bag?"
"Is that a problem Kouga?
"You're talking to a flea bag!"
"She's not a flea bag! You are!"
Miroku sighed and looked for a parking spot. He found one, parked, turned off the engine, got out and put Ryoko on a leash before Inuyasha and Kouga realized they were at the mall.
The girls
"Yay! The mall!" Naomi exclaimed happily.
"Let's go!" Sango followed the cheerfulness.
"Oi! What about our pets?" Kagome screamed at them.
"Their allowed in the mall." Sango said while attaching a leash to the collar around Kirara's neck.
"Your joking?!"
"Iie. This mall does it's best to attract customers. Many stores let the pets in. There's even a store for pets." Naomi said while slipping a holster and leash on Momo.
"Sugoi" Kagome said while putting a leash on Shinta.
Sango and Naomi would've probally nagged her about saying that but they were too far ahead. Kagome caught up and the three went inside and headed straight for the food court.
(I can't describe a huge mall. It's probally very very big! With.lot's of people! Yeh!)
The boys
"I'll have a double cheeseburger, ramen and a plain burger onegai."
"Here you are sir."
"Arigatou"
Inuyasha started heading to where Kouga and Miroku were sitting with their food already. He was making a beeline. He wasn't watching what was around him. Only what was in front.
The girls
"Oden noodles and pocky onegai"
"Here you are miss"
"Arigatou"
Kagome started towards Sango and Naomi. They were on the other end of the food court.
'Why'd they make me watch the pets first? While they BOTH went to get food! That's not fair! And look at them now eating happily. It makes me so f****** mad.'
Kagome was so caught up in her angry thoughts she didn't realize that she was on a crash course with someone. At impact the trays either had flew in the air and crashed down on them.
"I'm so."
"What the hell is your problem!?!"
"What do you mean what's MY problem?! You knocked into me!"
"No wench I did not! You did!"
"How dare you call me wench no baka!"
"B****"
"B******"
"Weakling"
"Hanyou"
Inuyasha looked shocked but only for a second.
"*growls* baka"
"Ha! I win!"
"Nani?! What the hell do you mean?!"
"I already used baka!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
Their friends finally noticed they were arguing and dragged the two people away from each other.
"Hey Kag-chan what's the big deal with you arguing with that guy? And what is that you're covered in?" Naomi asked worridly.
Kagome gave her a glare as if saying 'what do you think it is?'
Naomi backed down and said she would buy Kagome another lunch.
Sango on the other hand took Kagome to the bathroom to help her wash the food off. (and try to calm her down ^.~)
"So..." Sango started cautiously "how did this start?"
"The damn guy knocked into me sending all of our food flying and he called me a name"
"Oh. Kay."
"He makes me so *beep* angry!"
"It's ok Kag, he's probably on the other end of the mall by now"
"He better be. I was too angry to pull out a weapon"
"0.0 Kagome! You just can't pull out a weapon everytime someone get you angry you know!"
"I don't care."
"Sigh. Come on Naomi probably has your food ready."
"Ok."
Kagome and Sango went back. Kagome had cooled off loads now.
The boys
"Inuyasha it's no wonder you have no girlfriend."
"What's that supposed mean Miroku?"
"He means the way you wanted to chew up that girl Inu-kuso!"
"Don't call me that! And that wench deserved it."
"Sigh. No use reasoning with the un-reasonable. I fed ryoko for you already and here's some money for more lunch. We'll wait for you. Won't we Kouga *glare*"
"*gulp* hai"
"Feh."
But Inuyasha took the money and got more food.
End of part 1
A/N sorry this took so long I was being delinquent. And if you're wondering why I seem to exclude how the others are feeling I basically focus on just Inuyasha and Kagome. Now. I'm not getting that many reviews *glares at readers who don't review* And this is not continuing till I get at least 10.
And for those who try to sneak away from reviewing
*pulls out bow and arrows and shoots them maniacally accidentally knocking little sister*
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Who's next?!
