[Author's Note] Well, as I have a friend over, I'm going to use a different format for this chapter. ^-^ Enjoy!
[Disclaimer] I wish I may, I wish I might, That my dreams of owning Inu will come true tonight...
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What You'll Need: A bridge over a pit of spikes, A bowl of oden, A long elastic cord, Scissors, One extremely stupid, annoying Japanese schoolgirl (otherwise known as Kagome Higurashi of Inuyasha- Duh...)
Steps: What to do in order to bring ultimate death upon the E.S.A.J.S. (See above and figure it out.)
1- Take Kagome to the bridge, telling her that it's for observations for a science test- her obsessive need to attend all tests will not allow her to say no.
2- Take her over to the side of the bridge, where you've tied the elastic cord.
3- Tell her that if she tries bungee-jumping, you'll give her the bowl of oden- her worse-than-obsessive need to devour oden will wipe all doubts from what brains she may have.
4- Tie the elastic cord around her waist and help her up onto railing. Be as nice as possible as you shove her off.
5- While she's bouncing in midair, somehow not flashing all observers with that hideously short skirt of hers because of the unreasonable rules of anime that define her character, calmly cut the cord with your scissors.
6- Enjoy the screams of pain and terror as she impales herself on the blunt spikes far below.
Hints For More Enjoyment: Hire a cameraman so that he can film the entire thing. That way, you can stay up into the wee hours of the morning enjoying Kagome's painful death.
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[Author's Notes] Kudos to my best friend Brittany for the idea! *glomps her* Thanks to most of you for the incredibly positive reviews! *hands out pocky*
Zero27- Well, I don't mind the crazies! I hate Kagome, and I'm free to yell it to the world if I want!
SaRaToNi- Ooooh! Munchkins! *glomps them*
Wakadori Ramen- I'll be sure to do that next chapter. I'm going to alternate between story format and this format that I used this chapter. *points upwards*
Mysterious-Kitsune- ...
kitty_cat13- Proud to be of service! ^.~
Khepri- You know- that's a very good question. oO; Why DON'T her underwear show when she's flying through the air, etc? Same question applies for most schoolgirl animes, if you think about it... XD
Queen of All Chipmunks- Thank you!
Dreamteazer- Yes, actually, I do call myself a fan. Except when it comes to Kagome... And what you call weak is what other's call amusing!
